Tornado Report # 23 (2002-07-07)

This report was submitted by CPT Master


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~Tornado Squadron Weekly Report - 8th July 2002~

~CMDR's Rant~


*Cries uncontrolably*

~Squadron News~

Tornado: Tour of Supremacy - The Return!
Next Target - Colossus Squadron League (Fourth Round)
Start Date - NOW!!!!

We got a by this week so you can all kick back and relax and prepare for the week after where we have to win!!!!
The results for week three are in, *goes back to crying*
We lost!!!!
Pi 3-1 Tornado
Its not fair!!!!!!!
Your all fired :P
Hehe, well not only did we get kicked but we also didnt get the IS-BW :/
So now Pi has taken first place in our league, so its quite simple, not only do we have to win every match, so we have to beat Alpha & Spear again, but we also have to destroy Pi next time.

As you get a second go at each squad we fight them all again, so if Pi lose and we dont, then we will win for our division and go onto the finals!!!!!!!
So lets do it shall we.
So be prepared for the next round which is a week away.

Good work to everyone who submitted this round, i was only missing a entry from Flech (and Sint who was excused).

CSL Website is here: http://www.isdcolossus.com/wc/csl/CSL2/
It shows fixtures and current results so bookmark it.

Squadron Standing Orders
From now on you must do at least one of these a week.

Fly a FREE Mission/Battle (Any Platform) *This inculdes Beta Testing for TAC office*
Write a Fiction.
Create a Graphic.
Take an IWATS Course.

Other Activity will be decided on as it occurs such as Website work, Flash work, Mission Creation etc.

Ill update the website when i can.

Run-On Fiction
Its finished, im quite disapointed with it in the end as it didnt go as far as i would have liked, ill finish it myself once i finish the FCHG Battle im creating.

Citations
www.isdchallenge.org/tornado/citations.zip
Its been updated.
Remember you need Winzip to unzip the file and MS Excell 2000 to view it properly.

~Squadron Orders~


No Current Squadron Orders
(Squadron Standing Orders Only)

~Fly for Citations

~IWATS - See what life is like After IWATS

~Wing/BG News~


Congrats to Inferno who won their round in the CSL and are undefeated so far.
Good job to Tempest who drew.
Typhoon Lost :/

~Fleet News~

http://www.emperorshammer.net/news.asp
http://www.emperorshammer.org/news.htm

~From the Vault~


Top Ten Phantom Menace Scenes Left on the Cutting Room Floor

10.The climactic battle scene where the Trade Federation is defeated by a tribe of Ewoks.

9. Mace Windu is falsly accused of crimes against the Republic, and holds the Jedi Council hostage to prove his innocence.

8. Scene of Darth Maul preparing for a typical day of misdeeds: flossing his horns

7. The scene with Yoda, Anakin, Obi-Wan and Palapatie all dying

6. The Jedi Council goes joyriding on a landspeeder trying to pick up hotties.

5. George Lucas swimming in a pool of money, laughing his head off.

4. Obi Wan shaving with his lightsaber

3. The entire Naboo Royal Court, Anakin Obi-Wan Qui-Gon, and Jar Jar, have to get up, and do the Macarena for the Queen . When they mess up she stops the music and tells them to do it till they get it.

2. Obi-Wan getting drunk after Qui-Gon's death, getting up and singing kareoke. Anakin is called to take him home because he's frightening the public.

1. Obi and Amidala embracing each other on the bow of a Star Destroyer the night before it sinks.

~The Usual Suspects~


CPT Master
7/3 Flew TIE-FREE #182 - Dangerous Intentions (74,077)
7/? Active on IRC
7/? Posted on Msg Boards
7/? TAC Office Work

LCM Sint Seelasi
On Emergency Leave

LCM Tomaas Montte
6/30 Flew TIE-IW Battle #1 - Welcome (72,242)
6/30 Flew TIE-IW Battle #8 - Shadow Squadron (35,182)
7/1 Flew TIE-IW Battle #10 - Hunt for Fleet #18 (85,663)
7/1 Flew XWA-TC Battle #10 - The Phare Encounter (10,992)
7/1 Flew TIE-FREE #182 - Dangerous Intentions (33,620)
7/3 Flew XWA-TC Battle #12 - Imperium Deception (2,993)
7/3 Flew XWA-TC Battle #14 - The History of the ISD Immortal (8,328)
7/3 Awarded an PC
7/4 Flew XWA-TC Battle #15 - Nasty Surprise (5,168)
7/4 Flew XWA-TC Battle #16 - The History of the ISD Relentless (19,323)
7/6 Flew TIE-TC Battle #112 - Super TIEs (70,955)
7/6 Flew TIE-TC Battle #199 - Shinsen Gumi Saga #1 : The School For Scandal (71,612)
7/6 Flew TIE-TC Battle #200 - ASCENSION (161,111)
7/7 Flew TIE-TC Battle #25 - Spoils of War (86,144)
7/7 Flew XWA-FCHG Battle #1 - Race Through Time (14,556)
7/7 Flew TIE-TC Battle #26 - The Dark Troopers
7/7 Flew BoP-TC #12 - History of Marcin Szydlowski (Possible High Scores)

7/? Wrote Flight Report
7/? Active on IRC & Msg Boards

LCM Rollins
7/3 Awarded a PC
7/5 Flew TIE-TC Battle #11 - Renegade Battle (141,807)
7/5 Flew TIE-FREE #182 - Dangerous Intentions (37,292)
7/6 Passed IWATS SM/3 (83%)
7/? Wrote Flight Report
7/? Active on IRC & Msg Boards

CM William Flechette
Nothing; One week before you will be AWOL'd Flech.

LT Quinn Median
7/5 Flew TIE-FREE #182 - Dangerous Intentions (39,647)
6/? Working behind scenes on fiction and other work.
6/? Active on IRC
6/? Active on Msg Boards

Lt Cyrus
7/3 Awarded an ISM
7/3 Flew TIE-FREE #2 - Ja24 #2 (14,643)
7/6 Flew TIE-FREE #182 - Dangerous Intentions (28,732)

~Challenge Most Wanted~

TORNADO SQUADRON OF WING X : Strike
COMMANDER: CPT Master (capt_master@hotmail.com)
NICKNAME: DeathWind
BANNER: tornado.jpg
MOTTO: Before Glory, Loyalty...Before Pride, Honor...Before Self, the Empire.
HOMEPAGE: http://www.isdchallenge.org/tornado/
MESSAGE BOARD: http://www.tiecorps.org/mb/view.asp?b=39

FLIGHT I - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: The Missile Magnets
Motto: Fighter Pilots make movies... Bomber Pilots make History
1) CPT Master (capt_master@hotmail.com)
2) LCM Sint Seelasi (sints@interia.pl)
3) TBA
4) TBA


FLIGHT II - TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: Nil Satis Nici Optimum
Motto: We have fought 1000 wars and we'll fight 1000 more for we fight the good fight
1) LCM Tomaas Montte (TomaasMontte@HotPOP.com)
2) TBA
3) TBA
4) CM William Flechette (i3abovethenight@aol.com)

FLIGHT III - TIE DEFENDER Nickname: The High Priests of Love
Motto: We're the Love Commandos and this is a Raid!
1) LCM Rollins (rollinsxwa@yahoo.com)
2) LT Quinn Median (Rastyn@shaw.ca)
3) TBA
4) LT Cyrus (sen_marcus@hotmail.com)

Citations: 17
FCHG Average: 295
Combat Rating Average: 11

~Dark Lord of the Week~

The highly prestigious title of Dark Lord of the Week is only given to the person who has most advanced the success of the Squadron, amused the CMDR, or slipped me the most £5 notes in a brown paper bag. This week's winner is:

Tomaas for almost filling my mailbox up with pilot files.

~Ewok of the Week~


Yub Yub!
Every story has a hero, every journey has a first step, every Fleet has a pilot who's about as much use as an ashtray on a speeder bike. This weeks's Prize Ewok is none other than:

Flech, *slaps with newspaper* BAD!

~Quote of the Week~


(McCollum) ok this day can not possibly get any worse, well actually it can, but i'm just saying that it can't

~Show your optimism Chris :P

~Site of the Week~

http://www.petitiononline.com/XWing/petition.html

Respectfully Submitted,
CPT "Slavelet" Master - Tornado Squadron
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