CMDR/COL Beef reporting for Thunder Squadron on June 15, 2002.

DEEP AND PROFOUND THOUGHT OF THE WEEK!
Rar! The book I was going to quote from is all the way up stairs...too far away. You'll have to wait 'til next week.

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SQUADRON NEWS/ORDERS
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CAPTION COMPETITION
Since so many of us have "impediments" to our flying abilities, we'll be doing this competition proposed by LCM Owen...*note to self: smack Owen so he'll get going on setting this up*

IWATS - NEW AND IMPROVED!
Take the Squadron Management 3 course. Learn how to be a CMDR with a brand spanking new test.

THE BEEFMENT OVERTHROW CAMPAIGN
The carnage continues as I smack you puny Warlords out of my galaxy! Mwuhahahahaha! Turn Reports are due on Tuesdays and Fridays.

WEEKLY BATTLE ASSIGNMENT (CITATION COUNT: 31)
A citation is awarded for each battle that half the squadron has flown. Don't forget: If you're going to fly a battle, be sure it's one that will earn us another citation! Shadow is the new Citations Officer. So everyone be sure to yell at him until he gives us our assignments.

RECRUIT!
We always need more pilots.

SUPPORT YOUR MISSION AUTHORS!
Post reviews for their creations in the mission compendium. Feedback helps everybody!

Arrivals - none
Departures - none
Awards - none

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FLEET NEWS
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http://www.tiecorps.org/news.asp

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WING/SHIP NEWS
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WC RETURNS FROM LEAVE
GN Mairin is back, so we can't use the cushions from the sofas in her quarters to build forts anymore.

TYPHOON COMMANDER EXPLODES
Not really, but it made you read this, didn't it? He's really just retiring. Bye Boliv! :'(

CHALLENGE COMMODORE DOUBTS OUR BEEFINESS
Apparently Admiral Mell thinks watching snot-nosed cadets run around a platform is more exciting than leading the largest wing in the fleet!

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ACTIVITY REPORTS
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CMDR/COL Beef
June 09-15, 2002 - BOC Game Mastering
-Battlecry Staff Writer
-Completed TIE-FCHG-002
-Thunder Chat
-Completed XWA-TC-017

FM/LCM Owen
-Proposed Caption Competition
-Spoke with CMDR
-Reported attempting to fix joystick problems
-Spoke with CMDR

FL/CM Dex D'Alcobia
*NO CONTACT

FM/CM Shadow
-Completed IWATS-TT
-Completed IWATS-AIM
-Sent out Citation Report
-Spoke with CMDR
-Thunder Chat
-BOC Turn Report

FL/LCM Stuart
-Leading Project Carrot?
-Posted on message board

FM/CM Tigurius
-Spoke with CMDR
-Thunder Chat

FM/LCM Alexi
-Replied to Caption Competition Email
-BOC Turn Report
-Completed TCTIE-001
-Completed TCTIE-014
-Completed TCTIE-132
-Completed TCTIE-143
-Thunder Chat
-Completed TCTIE-170
-Completed TCTIE-171
-Completed TCTIE-177
-Advanced to FCHG rank of Gallant
-Spoke with CMDR
-Contracted Virus

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ROSTER
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Thunder Squadron
Mission: Escort
Nickname: The Eyes of the Storm
Motto: The Clash of Thunder is your Death Knell

FLIGHT I - TIE DEFENDER
1) COL Beef (beefment@aol.com)
2) LCM Owen (OAManby@aol.com)
3) TBA
4) TBA


FLIGHT II - TIE DEFENDER
1) LCM Stuart (sgeers@hotmail.com)
2) CM Tigurius (pgostrom18@aol.com)
3) CM Shadow (darkshadowchaser@hotmail.com)
4) TBA


FLIGHT III - TIE DEFENDER
1) CM Dex D'Alcobia (dexalcobia@yahoo.co.uk)
2) LCM Alexi Stukov (Hobbesforever@aol.com)
3) TBA
4) TBA

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Respectfully Submitted,

Colonel Beef ~ Project Hawkeye Agent
CMDR/COL Beef/Thunder/Wing X/ISD Challenge
SS/BSx2/PCx8/ISMx8/MoT-3rh-10gh/IS-1BW-1BR-1SR/CoB/LoAx10/OV-2E [LNGR]
{IWATS-GFX-SM/2-TM} [T/D Mad Cow]
}:(:) -moo

DOWN WITH McDONALD'S