~Tornado Squadron Weekly Report - 15th July 2002~
~CMDR's Rant~
Dont feel like ranting today.
~Squadron News~
Tornado: Tour of Supremacy - The Return!Next Target - Colossus Squadron League (Fifth Round)
Start Date - NOW!!!!
We are back from a well earned rest and back in the swing. Once again we find ourselves against Alpha Squadron, we destroyed them last time but lets not be cocky. I expect all of you to submit, any exemptions should be told by wednesday at the latest.
The mission is FREE-TIE #82 and is due to me by the usual time of FRI/SAT Midnight EST.
If my calculations are correct if we lose one more match we will not make it to the finals, so we must beat every other team in our divsion, we beat all but one last time so this shouldnt be to hard but remeber if you dont submit a pilot file with a good score then your only letting your squadron members down. As you get a second go at each squad we fight them all again, so if Pi lose and we dont, then we will win for our division and go onto the finals!!!!!!!
So lets do it shall we.
CSL Website is here: http://www.isdcolossus.com/wc/csl/CSL2/
It shows fixtures and current results so bookmark it.
Squadron Standing Orders
From now on you must do at least one of these a week.
Fly a FREE Mission/Battle (Any Platform) *This inculdes Beta Testing for TAC office*
Write a Fiction.
Create a Graphic.
Take an IWATS Course.
Other Activity will be decided on as it occurs such as Website work, Flash work, Mission Creation etc.
Ill update the website when i can.
Promotions BR> Yay Quinn who was promoted to LCM this week, party in the cantina....once its repaired (More info in "From the Vault")
New Comp
There will be a new comp starting this time next week, its a non-flying comp so it will go well with CSL running. Its quite simple, go to the tornado website (www.isdchallenge.org/tornado) look over it and remeber whats there. This time next week there will be a certain amount of changes and the first person who sends me an e-mail with all of them will win an IS-BR, so get to the site and have a look (this comp doesnt inculde the news page)
Citations
www.isdchallenge.org/tornado/citations.zip
I'll update it soon.
Remember you need Winzip to unzip the file and MS Excell 2000 to view it properly.
~Squadron Orders~
~FLY TIE-FREE 82 *PRIORITY COMP*
~Squadron Standing Orders
~Fly for Citations
~IWATS - See what life is like After IWATS
~Wing/BG News~
Beefy got a Gold Star, congrats El Beefo.
Congrats to all those who won WC's own awards.
~Fleet News~
http://www.emperorshammer.net/news.asphttp://www.emperorshammer.org/news.htm
~From the Vault~
I now post a article that was in the Challenge Newspaper which im sure you all missed ;)
"Several days ago only an hour after General Mairin Astoris the Wing Commander of Wing X announced the Wing Awards for the month the unexpected happened.
The winners of the awards were making their way to the Challenge Cantina for a celebration drink in which they would be thankful of how good they were and basiclly boast to everyone else that was their that they won awards while the majority of the Challenge Crew did not.
Upon reaching the Canita they were shocked (well not so shocked) to find the Cantina was infact utterly decimated.
As all the readers should know usually after the Wing Awards are announced the Cantina is destroyed by Tornado Squadron The so called "demi-gods" of the Challenge.
Seething with anger the winners took it upon themselves to punish Tornado Squadron, they went in search of the best squadron on the ship (Tornado Squadron).
They reached the Tornado quauters to find several of the pilots playing strip sabacc, and much to the disamay of everyone Quinn was winning.
Sephiroth and Master proceeded to yell and rant and rave at each other, Sephiroth clearly putting the blame on the destroyed bar on Tornado while Master denied it saying they were here since the awards were handed out.
After several minutes of yelling, CoFo (The Commodore of the Challenge for those who dont know) entered and silenced all yelling.
He held up a survailence tape of the Cantina and whom had apparently ransacked it saying that all types of alchole had too been taken.
Putting it in the reader it showed Sephiroth, Badlan and the other winners clearly destroying the cantina. The winners jaw dropped and they stammerd out that it wasnt them but a trick, unseen Master closed a cabint which was appently filled to the brim with alcohole.
After several moments of excusals, The winners looking shocked and Tornado looking smug CoFo said simply, "Patrols for the next 10 years". All the winners hung their heads and left the Tornado barracks, Tornado contined their card game drinking a bottle of Ewok Wine and several bottles of Chalquilla.
Now this reporter does not want to point fingers but Tornado Squadron were proved innocent and did not commit this crime and i dont think they ever did destroy the cantina in the first place. *Reporter is handed a large package which is quickly pocketed*
This is Mark Stanson for CNN signing off.
~The Usual Suspects~
MAJ Master
7/8 Promoted to Major
7/9 Started work on next comp, webpage work.
7/9 Flew TIE-TC Battle #199 - Shinsen Gumi Saga #1 : The School For Scandal (66,887)
7/? Active on IRC
7/? Posted on Msg Boards
7/? TAC Office Work
LCM Sint Seelasi
On Emergency Leave
LCM Tomaas Montte
7/9 Flew XWA-FCHG Battle #2 - The Forgotten Legacy (8,508)
7/9 Flew XWA-TC Battle #17 - Secrets and Lies: The Exile (3,607)
7/9 Flew BoP-TC Battle #12 - History of Marcin Szydlowski (515,937) *NEW HS*
7/9 Flew XWA-TC Battle #7 - Assault on Chimera (7,304)
7/10 Flew TIE-TC Battle #187 - Katana Remnants (226,784)
7/10 Flew XWA-TC Battle #24 - The History of the SSSD Sovereign (13,310)
7/3 Flew XWA-TC Battle #25 - Ticket to Chimaera (3,057)
7/11 Flew XWA-TC Battle #28 - ViB: The Lost Missions (3,026)
7/11 Flew XWA-IW Battle #24 - Rion's Shadow Campaign: Seeds of Corruption (8,778)
7/11 XWA-IW Battle #26 - Rion's Shadow Campaign: Ambassadors (4,717)
7/11 Flew XWA-FCHG Battle #3 - Ronin's Deception (3,578)
7/11 Flew TTIE-TC Battle #115 - Project Emperor's Revenge (104,600)
7/13 Wrote Flight 2 Report
7/13 Flew XWA-TC Battle #29 - Battle of Sharnall (36,231)
7/13 Flew BoP-TC Battle #4 - ISD Majestic (67,534)
7/13 Flew TIE-TC Battle #149 - The Marg Sabl (59,017)
7/15 Flew TIE-DB Battle #9 - Dark Brotherhood Battle 9 (72,528)
7/15 Flew TIE-TC Battle #143 - Hit and Fade (112,681)
7/15 Flew TIE-DB Battle #10 - Relics of the Ancient Jedi (107,606)
7/15 Flew TIE-TC Battle #139 - Mugaari Insurgence (89,249)
7/? Active on IRC & Msg Boards
LCM Rollins
7/13 Wrote Flight Report
7/? Active on IRC & Msg Boards
CM William Flechette
*slaps Flech with a smelly sock*
LCM Quinn Median
7/12 Promoted to LCM
7/? Working behind scenes on fiction and other work.
7/? Active on IRC
7/? Active on Msg Boards
Lt Cyrus
7/14 Passed IWATS MIRC1 (90%)
7/15 Passed IWATS AIM (100%)
7/16 Offically on leave.
~Challenge Most Wanted~
TORNADO SQUADRON OF WING X : StrikeCOMMANDER: MAJ Master (capt_master@hotmail.com)
NICKNAME: DeathWind
BANNER: tornado.jpg
MOTTO: Before Glory, Loyalty...Before Pride, Honor...Before Self, the Empire.
HOMEPAGE: http://www.isdchallenge.org/tornado/
MESSAGE BOARD: http://www.tiecorps.org/mb/view.asp?b=39
FLIGHT I - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: Master's Minions
Motto: Fighter Pilots make movies... Bomber Pilots make History
1) CPT Master (capt_master@hotmail.com)
2) LCM Sint Seelasi (sints@interia.pl)
3) TBA
4) TBA
FLIGHT II - TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: Nil Satis Nici Optimum
Motto: We have fought 1000 wars and we'll fight 1000 more for we fight the good fight
1) LCM Tomaas Montte (TomaasMontte@HotPOP.com)
2) TBA
3) TBA
4) CM William Flechette (i3abovethenight@aol.com)
FLIGHT III - TIE DEFENDER Nickname: The High Priests of Love
Motto: We're the Love Commandos and this is a Raid!
1) LCM Rollins (rollinsxwa@yahoo.com)
2) LCM Quinn Median (Rastyn@shaw.ca)
3) TBA
4) LT Cyrus (uber_mark@hotmail.com)
Citations: 18
FCHG Average: 310
Combat Rating Average: 11
~Dark Lord of the Week~
The highly prestigious title of Dark Lord of the Week is only given to the person who has most advanced the success of the Squadron, amused the CMDR, or slipped me the most £5 notes in a brown paper bag. This week's winner is:Tomaas for almost filling my mailbox up with pilot files. (again)
~Ewok of the Week~
Yub Yub!
Every story has a hero, every journey has a first step, every Fleet has a pilot who's about as much use as an ashtray on a speeder bike. This weeks's Prize Ewok is none other than:
Me for letting Tomaas beat my FCHG Score.
~Quote of the Week~
(Reaver) Tight poontang awaits!
~Goes looking for Reaver :P
(`Master) suppose i better get started on my report
(`Thrawn`) naaaaaaaahhhhhh just don't even bother doing it
(`Master) i have to Thrawn :P
(`Thrawn`) pff, only if you want to keep your job
~Wants to keep job :P
* DJKMontte ravages Master viciously after lulling him into a false sense of security with the heterosexual hug :)
~U didnt need to trick me ;)
(Reavahway) Mastah, Mai: which came first? your relationship, or the EH?
(Mairin) eh?
* Mairin no date Master. :P
(`Master) we have a relationship now? :P
(Reavahway) What?
(Reavahway) I have been wrong allllllllll this time?
(`Master) what did u think was going on?
(Reavahway) NO way.
* Mairin is engaged to Lee. :P
(Reavahway) I thought you two were a couple.
(Reavahway) I thought Lee WAS Master.
(Mairin) lol!
(`Master) lol
(Mairin) Lee is Darklord. :P
(Reavahway) I thought Lee = Darklord = Master.
(`Master) hey if im Lee does that mean i get some >:P
(Mairin) no. :P
(`Master) bah, evil WC :P
~Evil WC :P
~Site of the Week~
http://www.fanfiction.netRespectfully Submitted,
~MAJ "Slavelet" Master - Tornado Squadron~
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