Well this week is another Fury Report so here is the new scoop:

In this report:
Little News
Little Humor
Little bit O Quotes
A Whole lot of Nothing! :P

GRUDGE MATCH
This week:
Gordon From Half-Life
vs
A crate From Doom

With your hosts - Ramos and Pedric

Ramos: This is a tough one to call, so let's clarify: is Gordon carrying the crowbar?
Pedric: Let's make it interesting and say that yeah, Gordon is carrying a crowbar.
Ramos: Then it's all my man macdaddy G bustin' out with the freestyle crowbar action all over that crate's ass.
Pedric: I'm going to have to disagree. Have you ever played Doom?
Ramos: Yeah.
Pedric: How many crates have you destroyed?
Ramos: ...none...
Pedric: There ya go. The Doom crate: indestructable!
Ramos: ... But Gordon has a crowbar.
Pedric: Shaddup.
Ramos: Bitch.



NEWS FLASH: NEW FURY SQUADRON WEBSITE! http://www.division-stormwind.org/lo/fury ! :)
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FURY NEWS
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=We have two new members coming to our squadron. One is a long time friend of mine from my years in the EH who has decided to join us. Another is a rather new fellah, who has been in the EH for quite some time, but at the same time he has just emerged from AWOL land. Kind of like somebody who died, but they really didn't and they just came back to life.

=On a seperate note I was just selected to be the new Communications Office Assistant. I had to count around 700 message board posts today for "relevancy and grammmerd" who woulda thought?

=I would like to give a belated, yet warm welcome to CM Shay'la Dukhal to our friendly squadron, and hey look! We have some cookies for her. Drinks on you shay.

=I would like to say I was very impressed with the flying and activity from LT Tarmel Telnor, LT Pedric Cuf, and LCM Z. I will be filling out my MSEs for the squadron in three days. You will all be recieving medals but you three shall be rewarded, as well as One of you becoming the new Flight Leader of Flight II.

=I have talked to every squad member and apparently you all have some form of acces other than email to contact me. Good work, more email to me, means more promotions and rewards for you? Right? Wait Promotions? I can't get promoted!

=Finally I have returned from leave and utilizing some small ASP and HTML skills plus thanks to the GREAT help of Vice Admiral Grail, I have been able to release the new Fury Squadron Website:

http://www.division-stormwind.org/lo/fury

-Go take a look at it, as it utilizes an ASP Template, made specifcally for squadrons, I have updated most of the pages, and now I will be sending out a report.

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The Right Stuff
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Do you have what it takes to be in The Empire? Take this short quiz to find out if you're the type of bastard we're looking for...

1. Complete the following sentence: "You are part of the Rebel Alliance and a...
a) ...really nice guy. I respect you, sir."
b) ...chicken. Or was it lizard? I can never remember..."
c) ...traitor. Take her away!"
d) ...corpse. Good riddance."

2. An officer under your command informs you that, through his own incompetence, he has allowed your Rebel quarry to escape. You:
a) Tell him in a kind, understanding, voice that he really should try harder.
b) Give him a blender and do the dance of joy.
c) Fire him and cancel his Christmas bonus.
d) Kill him, then spit on his lifeless body.

3. The new officer under your command informs you that, through no fault of his own, the Rebel scum have escaped. You:
a) Pat him on the back and say that you understand, everyone has a bad day now and then.
b) Chicken.
c) Commend him for trying and send him back to his post.
d) Kill him, cut the body into a dozen pieces, burn it and scatter the ashes.

4. His replacement, through no fault of his own, steps on your toe. You:
a) Smile understandingly and step to the side.
b) Ask him to do it again.
c) Step on his toe.
d) Kill him, then have his body fed to the Rancor. Kill the Rancor and have it ground into fertiliser. Then use the fertiliser as a nitrogen-based explosive compound and bomb some Rebels with it.

5. The Emperor calls you his:
a) enemy
b) comic relief
c) right hand
d) pimp

6. Which portion of the body do you prefer to crush and squeeze with the Force?
a) None, I give loving hugs.
b) the bladder
c) the heart or brain
d) All of them, but the throat if I'm just practicing.

Optional navigation section:
You have the fastest ship in the galaxy. How fast can you do the Kessel Run?
a) 12 parsecs
b) 12 litres
c) 12 days
d) 12 Rebel corpses

Optional ethics section:
You are given a choice between killing a kitten and eating a Twinkie. You:
a) Give them both a hug
b) Kill the Twinkie
c) Kill the kitten
d) Kill the kitten with the Twinkie

If you answered mostly...

a) Die screaming you pansy Rebel scumbag!.
b) You are an idiot. I'd tell you to die screaming too, but you wouldn't understand me.
c) Report to your nearest Imperial Recruiting Office immediately!
d) You're so cold-hearted and evil I may even consider allowing to fly for Fury Squadron


WING NEWS:
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And now from Chaos Squadron:

This is CM TK-2107 from Chaos Squadron reporting. I contacted LC Fenn Logan,
Wing Commander of Wing XVIII for the results of our "Wing XVIII vs. Wing XIX
Competition". I wanted to know how it ended now after Enah's leave.

He told me that all commanders should re-send their pilot's results of the
competition to him. He would do the counting and tell the results then. So
please, send all your pilot's files (and your, of course) for the
competition to him (ghosthawk4@juno.com).

Thanks for your attention and let's hope we win this comp ;)

That means that I have to get all your pilot files for XWA-TC 11 again since I accidentally deleted my Email with them in it... And since our former WC Is now expelled from the EH... I need them again :P

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Dark Lord of the Week



The highly prestigious title of Dark Lord of the Week is only given to the person who has most advanced the success of the Squadron, amused the CMDR, or slipped me the most £5 notes in a brown paper bag. This week's winner is:

FM / LT Pedric Cuf

For showing more activity in three days than most pilots manage in a month!


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Ewok of the Week


Yub Yub!

Every story has a hero, every journey has a first step, every Fleet has a pilot who's as much use as an ashtray on a speeder bike. This weeks' Prize Ewok is none other than:

CMDR / AD Motti

For daring to make Ramos a member of his staff. You're crazy!

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The Usual Suspects: Who the hell do we think we are? Fury? OH Yeah!
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Flight I
1: COL Ramos Kanzco (ramos@isdchallenge.org)
-Submitted XWA-TC 11
-Made COMMA
-Made Squadron Page
-Email, IRC, AIM


2: LT Pedric Cuf (admcogni@yahoo.com)

-XWA-CAB #1
-XWA-TC #21
-XWA-TC #17
-XWA-TC #24
-Email, IRC, AIM

3: LT Ian Khorst (iankhorst@wp.pl)
Email, IRC

4: TBA

Flight II
1: TBA

2: CM Shay`la DuKahn Ludsorkim (Shayla_DL@hotmail.com)
-Email, AIM, M

3: LT Tarmel Telnor (st2387@hotmail.com)
-XWA-TC #18
-XWA-TC #21
-XWA-TC #11

4: TBA

Flight III
1: LCM Zzythnu (zzythnu@lvcm.com)
-XWA-TC#11
-Email, AIM

2: TBA

3: LCM Kaymin D'Varak (kaymin18@earthlink.net)
-Email, AIM

4: TBA

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Competitions:
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Competition Name: Most Combat Points in a Month

Competition Type: Multiplayer

Starts: 8/1/2002   Ends: 8/31/2002

Training Office Link: http://www.emperorshammer.net/to/compdetails.asp?ID=1916

Competition Host: COL Ramos Kanzco (ramos@isdchallenge.org)

Competition Details:
Fly as many multiplayer skirmishes as possible, and earn the most LoCs and DFCs to win an IS-BR.


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Competition Name: Most FCHG Points in a Month

Competition Type: Flying

Starts: 8/1/2002   Ends: 8/31/2002

Training Office Link: http://www.emperorshammer.net/to/compdetails.asp?ID=1917

Competition Host: COL Ramos Kanzco (ramos@isdchallenge.org)

Competition Details:
Fly as many missions as you can in a month to get an IS-BR.




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Well boys, and shay :P That's all for this week! Have a Great week! :)
Go Fury! :P

CMDR/COL Ramos Kanzco/Fury