WEEKLY SQUADRON REPORT

Odin WSR #20, August 2nd
CPT Pickled Yoda

As seen in the #wingxiii topic :

"If your CMDR is moody, its just that time of the month. MSE time."
As it was me who changed the topic, this is blatant self-promotion. *shrugs*. I think I need some better lines....I'll fire the scriptwriter. I'll do the MSE shortly, and anyone who contributed to the SSL cause will get a nice shiny medal.

NEWS

As also seen in the #wingxiii topic :

"We want a WC! Sarin for WC! Chrissy for WC! (anyone but Joey really)"
I did it again....that was also by me. Ok, but it is relevant. KHADGAR! DARKSABER! We want a Wing Commander! Pleeeease?

Your favourite TartarSauce Commander, MAJ DarkC, known to all as Chrissy, is going for a nice break, August 8 to September 1.

Mission Creation Wars semis have been completed, final matching to be announced shortly.

SSL : I submitted our three submissions to Gidda, and also to Darksaber. I'll also BSF them shortly, but I must concentrate on more pressing administrative details, like the WSR and MSE, also the TAC's Oath of Loyalty competition. (Due yesterday, but the Mission Creating God is generous, and I have an extension.

BGCOM Comps : Anna Darksaber results, excepting the Mission Creation, should be out soon. ASF Trivia #7 should also have some winners soon. Did you participate? Its some easy medals, especially if you have the patience.

No WC = No WC's Own...unless Khadgar appoints one. Stranger things have happened.

Late News - SSL Final Round will be delayed one week for result processing. Also, we have a new member. PLease welcome SL Zytsef.

ACTIVITY

CPT Yoda

• Did WSR (no kidding...:P)
• Won Soccer match on Saturday. (Bout the most active thing I could think of)
• Bumming around on IRC, MSN and MUD.
• Trying to scrap together some XvT missions.
• Notes : What a d00de! :P

LT Porshakka

• ######STATIC######
• Notes : First time I logon to the database I will AWOL him.

LCM Apophis

• Will have an excellent MSE.
• XvT 43,44
• Applied for WC
• Submitted for DS's Anna Darksaber comp

LT Ghorg

• May be pleasantly surprised by his MSE.
• No report. Bad Ghorg

SL Hunterwolf

• *~~~~*~~~~* <---- poor impression of tumbleweed in the desert.
• This could be interpretated as no activity, and indeed no contact for the past several days.

KHADGAR'S SUPPLY CLOSET

(This section was formerly known as the Squadron Commander's Office, but Khadgar got annoyed at the monks. I got lucky, Choosh has Khadgar's Ant Farm for an office-substitute.)

My door is now always open. Mainly because those silly technicians haven't fixed it yet. So until then, it's wide open.

A reading from the Book of Yoda : Chapter 20

And Ronin, in his wisdom, declared that there should be a RPG game, and the EH MUD happened.
Many gamers rejoiced, and there was much rejoicing.
But the MUD was addictive, and many people stayed up to all hours.
And they were tired, and other duties escaped them.
And they, in their anguish, cried out that the MUD was a rotten bastard.
But they knew that they could not stop. Amen.

As seen on IRC : ChefMUD, ChefinMUD, MUDdyYoda, Yoda|MUD, MUDrules, MUD>CMDR, MUD>XvT, MUD>XWA, MUD>TIE
Most of them were real sightings. Some weren't, but you get the idea. I preach to you now.
The Multi-User Dungeon is EVIL! EVIL! Evil I say. Stay away while you are untainted, and clean. MUD is eeeeevil. Once you start you will never stop. Never.

Orders :

1. Stay away from the MUD
2. Fly a battle (Messrs Ghorg and Apophis may want to keep flying the SSL battle to improve their personal record.)
3. Recruit.

Submitted becaue I have to, :P
CPT Pickled Yoda, Squadron Leader of Odin