Asp Report # 19 (2003-08-30)

This report was submitted by CPT Joey C


Weekly Squadron Report #18, 'Monks of the Square Pyramid'

 

Weekly Squadron Report

by CMDR/CPT Joey C

23/08/2003

Moe: Say, Barn. Uh, remember when I said I'd have to send away to NASA to calculate your bar tab?
Barney: Oh ho, oh yeah. We all had a good laugh, Moe.
Moe: The results came back today.

On that note, lets begin..

Squadron News

Glauron is lost! DAMN THIS WORLD! :P He is now a member of the Elite Squadron Tau. Good luck dude :D

The Intrepid Activity comp is FINALLY over :D. Krayt won by a few points, with Tvan named as the Top Pilot. Asp Squadron did quite well. :D

Ship News

-Frodo has indeed returned despite Fate trying its best. Welcome back Frodo, we missed you :P

-The Intrepid is lacking in members at the moment! RECRUIT!

-Fleet News

Friday · August 29 · 2003

Oath of Loyalty results
13:55 - FA Marcin Szydlowski [tac@emperorshammer.org]
We have results:
X-Wing:
1. Locke Setzer - IS-GR

X-Wing vs Tie-Fighter:
1. Choosh and Pickled Yoda - IS-GR

Congratulations to winners. Battles have been added (or will be soon) to TacDB and will be released soon.

Thursday · August 28 · 2003

EH Racing League
01:23 - AD Keldorn Cochrane [gmf@kweeky.net]
An announcement for Lieutenant Commander Rem Somnos:

Announcing the EH Racing League. On September 1st DarkFyre on #ehcoc will be able to handle XWA multi-player racing. Players will be able to participate in one on one to free for all heats. DarkFyre will of course handle the scoring.

Check out the EH Racing League website at www.ehracingleague.minos.net for details. Bot commands can be found on the RULES page, and also check out the tournament schedule. WCs, and BGCOMs have the opportunity to create a graphics comp for the floating cup for their respective Wings and Battle groups. *hint hint*

Wednesday · August 27 · 2003

Virus warning
09:31 - FA Marcin Szydlowski [tac@emperorshammer.org]
If you have been receiving a lot of emails recently with "returned mail" in topic, then you can be infected with W32/Sobig-F virus. I have been infected myself, so if you have received any emails from pbmike@klub.chip.pl, ingore them and delete them right away (I never send from this addy).

I have visited Sophos website and they have simple cure. Download their latest patch and run C:\SOPHTEMP\RESOLVE.COM -DF=SOBIG.DAT -NOC (unzip patch to SOPHTEMP directory on C:. (win9x).

To find out more, visit their website.

Open Commodore Positions
09:21 - HA Priyum Patel [spellfire@btinternet.com]
Vice Admiral Jahan Kalar has decided to retire as Commodore of the ISD Relentless. As with former ImmCOM, COL RogueWing, Kalar was a fine Flag Office who's presence will be missed.

This means that applications are now being accepted for two Commodore positions in the Battlegroups (Immortal & Relentless). Applicants should be able to meet the following requirements:

Good online presence - e-mail, MBs, and some IRC (particularly meetings if possible)
No HCI convictions within the past 12 months
A successful command history in the TIE Corps (to include a tour of at least two months as a Wing Commander or six consecutive
months as a Squadron Commander with two different Squadrons)
Ability to work with the entire Chain of Command
Excellent working knowledge of all EH & TC protocols and policies (including the Fleet Standing Orders)
Specific long and short term goals for your ship, Battlegroup and constructive contribution towards the TIE Corps as a whole
Technical skills (HTML, mission design etc) are beneficial but not mandatory
You may include up to two references, at least one from a current or former superior (obtain permission from these individuals first. No, you can't ask me or Krax). As a Commodore, it will be your task to look out for your ship's long term welfare including it's growth and activity. You will be required to work with the Wing Commander on an almost daily business handling ship affairs. A good COM can mean the difference between the ship's success or failure and is not a job to be entered into lightly.

Applications should be sent to High Admiral Priyum and Admiral Krax Tarnisar before Tuesday 2nd September and should have the subject "Rel/Imm COM Application".

'Apostasy' Competition
09:16 - AD Keldorn Cochrane [gmf@kweeky.net]
The small-scale 'Apostasy' competition is still underway; submissions shall continue to be accepted until Friday 12th September 2003.

Full details can be found at: http://www.emperorshammer.ca/comps_apoastasy.html

This is an excellent opportunity to showcase those sterling talents I know you all secretly harbour - while also being rewarded for them.



Monk's Corner

The last two days have seen some roaring IRC action....

<MAJ_Yoda> *logs*
<JoeyC> go work for a woodchip factory, they'll appreciate your logging skills

<JoeyC> i can't even fart without it being recorded for the ages

<Lenvik> bbl
<Lenvik> XWAing to do
<MAJ_Yoda> lol
<Lenvik> CMDR to arouse

<JoeyC> ULATH! Help me save the main Doom Character from a nervous breakdown!

<Zoltar> Joey!@
<RA_Auto> hmm
<Joey|WSR> Zoltar!
<Zoltar> I eat pickles, 'cause they're mah mommy!
<Zoltar> There you go. :P
<Joey|WSR> *shudder* it's perfect :P
<Zoltar> lol!

* JoeyC has quit IRC (Quit: AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!....wait, that's my mangled face in the mirror...:( )

Well well, what an ending :P

 

Fiction/GFX Arena

CPT's Log, Stardate 8989.1

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Activity Report

CMDR/CPT Joey C
Continued with creating a battle, wrote some plotline too
MB, IRC Activity

Comments: Meh :P

FM/LT Glauron
Transferred to Tau Squadron
Comments: Good luck :)

FL/CM Yukito
Comments: Never mind, we need a rest :)

FL/LT Mystic Rogue
Hopefully will be removed soon
Comments: None

Final Note

Hmmmm....WSR...

Thats it from me! :D

Respectfully Submitted,

CMDR/CPT Joey C/Asp/Wing XIV/ISD Intrepid
PCx3/ISMx3/MoT-1gh/IS-2BR-1GW/LoC-CSx9/DFC-Rx1/CoB/LoAx2/OV [CAVL] {IWATS-AIM-ICQ-M/1-SM/3-XAM-XTM/1}

 

 

 


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