As seen on Blackadder, Series II

Doctor: You know the leech comes to us on the highest authority?
Edmund: Yes. I know that. Dr. Hoffmann of Stuttgart, isn't it?
Doctor: That's right, the great Hoffmann.
Edmund: Owner of the largest leech farm of Europe

NEWS

Chrissy is back from leave, Odin vs Tartarus competition starts September 15.

Lord of the Rings - The Two Towers is now out on VHS and DVD. Fully reccommended.

BGCOM Comps : I won, I won. well, two of them. Hurray!

ACTIVITY

MAJ Yoda

• Did WSR (no kidding...:P)
• Bumming around on IRC and MSN
• Really very busy at school, but should be free from about the 15th.
• Won two IS-GRs from the BGCOM, and a CoL

LT Zytsef

• Computer Troubles, but fixing them
• Trying to recruit (good work!)

CM Apophis

• XvT TC 60,63,64,66 and BoP free 1
• Busy at TCC work
• Working on the Squadron Website
• Recruiting

LT Hunterwolf

• Flew XvT F 1,2,3,4,5 and BoP F 1 and 2

CPT JoeyC

• Reported in (kind of) and wrote some fiction for the WSR
• Insanely active on MSN, IRC and the message boards

SARIN'S SUPPLY CLOSET

My door is now always open. Mainly because those silly technicians haven't fixed it yet. So until then, it's wide open.

A reading from the Book of Yoda : Chapter 25

Yoda advises that you leave your computer alone, or be prepared to spend the whole weekend fixing it. If you mend one thing, you break another. The best set up for your computer is a dual boot XP and 98 and a really sick graphics card

WE still WANT AN OPS!

Everyone please welcome my fellow Monk and Australian, CPT JoeyC, who will occupy the previously vacant FL spot.

Could everyone recruit please? I don't care if you are flying heaps or not, and neither do the flags. The focus for the ship is ASF:SC VI, and we can just coast along if there isnt a comp on.

We will have a HS comp challenge vs the ASF flags and a FCHG race against Tartarus starting September 15.

Thats it from the CMDR, observe the Orders and then read the Fiction & GFX section.

Orders :

1. RECRUIT!
2. Fly a battle
3. Recruit.

Fiction and GFX

Dark. The whole facility was completely enveloped in blackness like the eye of someone who runs into doors frequently. All but a single candle. The candle steadily bathed the room in soft light which tried to get into the shadowy corners of the room but were pushed back by a dogged attack by the dark. The light, having being defeated, sought refuge on the tall slender person standing in the centre of the room. Light reflected off this person, who looked into the darkness with something like fear in his eyes. This person was of course MAJ Kelh. Apprehended by rogue elements of Intel, Kelh was now held in the bilge room of the ISD Grey Wolf, where he awaited interrogation by persons as yet unknown by him. For three days he had been tied up in the room. Most of that time had been spent trying to undo the thin rope chaining his hands together, but only managed to wind them even tighter around his hands.

Suddenly a large bang rang out through the hanger. Kelh looked up quickly, to see a door irising apart on the far wall. Silhouetted in the open doorway were four robed individuals…..

To be continued --- a fiction by Joey.

Submitted becaue I have to, :P

MAJ Pickled Yoda, Squadron Leader of Odin