<AlecBliss> kill it
<Coranel> seriously
<BubbaX> Kill it? Seriously?
<AlecBliss> seriously.
<Snijglau> yes. fatally if you must.
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NEWS

Well then. This report is quite late cause I’m sick and was gone for 4 days. I went to the Oregon Shakespeare Festival and it knocked my socks off, but I got about 4 hours of sleep 3 nights in a row and it wasn’t all that fun getting sick on Sunday.

At any rate, squadron. Drax did some more battle-splurging, and that’s about it. Nighty is our new WC…. Annnnd…. We have 113 citations.

Alec Qarni's Game of the Week: Space Quest 6: The Spinal Frontier (Sierra)
CD of the Week: The Pietasters- 1992-1996
rerun, i guess.
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XO’s CORNER!

No XO= No report.

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ACTIVITY

1-1: CPT Alec Qarni: Received BS, IS-BW, IS-SW, IS-BR, IS-SR, IRC, MBs
1-2: COL Drax Remlinger: XvT-TC 50-53, some other stuff I guess… AIM, MBs, IRC
1-3: LC Strahd: an email…
1-4: N/A

2-1: Nice and vacant.
2-2: LCM Victor Kage: We think he’s still alive…
2-3: LT Steel: No contact… LIVE! or DIE!
2-4: Vacant… Recruit, people!

3-1: Ne personne.
3-2: SL Cobalt Specter: No Contact… final countdown here… again…
3-3: N/A
3-4: See 3-3

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ORDERS

1: Deal with Real. (Yay corniness!) Real life is where it's at, and nothing in the TC can supersede it, so remember that this is all fun… not an obligation.

2: Fly! Please find some time, whatever you’re doing, to just fly a battle here and there, or hang around in #ehcoc and try to get a game or something. I’d say something about Top Dog being over so you can rest but…that would only apply if you did a lot during the month. Kinda like me.

3: Do other stuff! Anything and everything to better Scorpion or the EH as a whole is happy.

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COMPETITIONS

2)Design a new Vanguard website, we need a new site as the current one will be gone soon, so all you web designers out there get making a new one, the best will receive a IS-SR and be used as the new home website for the VAN.

Deadline less than a month, 06/10/03

Beat The WC at MP
Simple MP, Fly COL Nightmare as much as you can. the one who beats him the most will win the IS-SW the one who loses vs Nightmare the most will get the IS-BW. Medals awarded the end of each month.

Anti-High Scores Comp #1
Using: XWA TC #25
Unlike high scores comps, the goal of this comp is the try to reach a predetermined score instead of the top score, this should make it a little harder to get the object score... The scores for this battle are as followes:
M1: 2,000
M2: 2,000
M3: 2,000
M4: 2,000
Battle Total: 8,000
Closest pilot to these scores will win...

Anti-High Scores Comp #2
Using: TIE TC #24
Unlike high scores comps, the goal of this comp is the try to reach a predetermined score instead of the top score, this should make it a little harder to get the object score... The scores for this battle are as followes:
M1: 10,000
M2: 10,000
M3: 10,000
M4: 10,000

Yay.

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FCHG

Gladiator [GLDR] (1000 points)
· [1391] COL Drax Remlinger (+97)
· [1219] LC Strahd (+0)
· [1199] CPT Alec Qarni (+7)
Knight [KNGT] (250 points)
· [252] LCM Victor Kage (+0)
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COMBAT RATINGS
Top Ace 1st (400 points)
· [419] LC Strahd (+0)
Top Ace 4th (250 points)
· [278] CPT Alec Qarni (+0)
Officer 3rd (40 points)
· [40] COL Drax Remlinger (+0)
Trainee (1 point)
· [3] LCM Victor Kage (+0)
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Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay activity…… from one person. Boo! All y’all start living. Nowwwwwwwww!

</SlautE>
^Scorpion-style salute

CPT Alec Qarni
The Scorpion King
AIM PROF (Take it, foo'!)
PIN 7191