Odin Report # 26 (2003-09-13)

This report was submitted by MAJ Pickled Yoda


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BONUS SPECIAL EDITION
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Odin WSR #26. Straight from the crazed mind of Pickled Onion, er... Yoda, its provided solely for your viewing pleasure.
To quote Blackadder, Series Two, Episode Six
Many ap-poll-ogies for the inconweinience
Sorry its late folks, been reformatting madly.

NEWS
WE HAVE AN OPS!!!!!! Gratz to Alex Foley, who will now spend the week locked in his room trying to approve (or deny) all the over due medals.
MAJ Hunter, Vortex CMDR, steps down, possibly the shortest term ever.
Our very own Apophis Kuma takes his place, huge grats. Bummer for Odin, lucky lucky Vortex.
*notes that the powers-that-be might have asked*
In two weeks I am going on a holiday, still deciding what I will do for the a-cmdr in that period.

ACTIVITY

Yoda - bugger all, unless sociopathic GTA3 mayhem counts. School has been rather busy. Oh yeh, won some shiny medals from the BGCOM (nice bloke :P). Trivia and such.
Zytsef - Fixed computer, trying to recruit.
Apophis - XvT F 41, TC 36 and 48
Hunterwolf - various frees according to reports, none submitted to me. Get them in to me!
JoeyC - Cracking more jokes than something that cracks rather a lot of jokes. Insane levels of online prescene. Insane levels of non-flying. Its the Joey we all know and love*.

*Not necessarily in a kinky way.

Yoda's Silly Spot

Wahey! Luck....that sounds a bit like......Duck!

Sarin's Supply Closet is now the looney bin, time for a celebration. :D
How quickly can one write this.....
readygo!

A Burning from the Book of Yoda, Chapter 26.
*tosses several pages from a large book marked "GWSOoM Bible, first edition" into a fire. It burns nicely for a moment and then goes out.

Right, im done.

RECRUIT!
ENTER DARKSABER's NUMEROUS AND OFTEN FUNKY COMPETITIONS.
CONTRIBUTE TO THE "THERE, THERE YODA, WE'LL GET YOU THE HELP YOU NEED" FUND

Fiction Section

-A post-it note stuck on the inside cover of the GWSOoM Bible-

GWSOoM Bible, version 1.0

High Monk's Squadron Reports to go in Books of Choosh, Vladet, Trent, Joey and Yoda. Gensis story to be eventually completed. - Yoda
Can we get a really smashing cover to help it sell? - Vlad
Not really worth the effort - Joey
Reading through ver1.0 , something seems to be missing. - Choosh
I know, we'll add a cool dude who goes around saying that everyone should be nice to everyone. - Yoda
Nah, the Christians are doing that, it will never work - Joey
Good point - Trent
I know, lets have lots of pictures of Natalie Portman - Astatine
HOW THE HELL DID A CS MEMBER FIND THIS??? Might as well go confess to the HCI now and save Zoltar the trouble of finding us guilty. - Joey
Ast does have a point there, implement it - Yoda

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not bad if i do say so myself.

FCHG Rankings

Yoda - [BigNumber]
Apophis - [GoodNumber]
Joey - [SmallerNumber]
HUnterwolf - [ReallyQuiteSmallNumber]
Zytsef - [ReallyVeryQuiteSmallNumber]

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