* Alec|Kant slaps yourmomma around a bit with a large salvelinus fontinalis
* yourmomma like it
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NEWS

BOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have just recommended two removals. Drax requested RSVs-ness, though he claims he'll be back in January… And Cobalt finally got to die cause we have no more citations to hoard anyway. So once those go through we'll have 4 pilots. Which is decidedly NOT good… And Steel really should be gone also, but I'm being a little lenient… He's gonna get another chance. Again. AGAIN.

School still sucks but girlfriend is still awesome…and that's about it. WoW this weekend, why don't you fly? (/me cracks up)

Alec Qarni's Game of the Week: SimCity 4 (Electronic Arts/Maxis)
CD of the Week: Weird Al Yankovic- Bad Hair Day
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XO's CORNER!

No XO= No report.

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ACTIVITY

1-1: MAJ Alec Qarni: Did stuff…. Really I did… IRC, MBs, E-mails, PROFly stuff…
1-2: COL Drax Remlinger: Soon to be RSV'd… sniffle…..
1-3: LC Strahd: Iiiiiii dunno…
1-4: N/A

2-1: Nice and vacant.
2-2: LCM Victor Kage: Blah blah blah…
2-3: LT Steel: No contact… LIVE! or DIE!
2-4: Vacant… Recruit, people!

3-1: Ne personne.
3-2: SL Cobalt Specter: Soon to be AWOLd…
3-3: N/A
3-4: See 3-3

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ORDERS

1: Deal with Real. (Yay corniness!) Real life is where it's at, and nothing in the TC can supersede it, so remember that this is all fun… not an obligation.

2: Fly! Please find some time, whatever you're doing, to just fly a battle here and there, or hang around in #ehcoc and try to get a game or something. WoW will be on for a week… and everyone loves Xvt>>. Play!!!!

3: Do other stuff! Anything and everything to better Scorpion or the EH as a whole is happy.

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COMPETITIONS

Beat the WC at MP: The person that beats Nighty the most at MP will win an IS-SW and the person that loses to him the most will win an IS-BW. This competition is open to all members of the Wing as well as all ASF Flag officers, which means that even Sicky can participate…

FCHG RACE: He who gains the most FCHG points in the month wins IS-SW, 2nd most gets an IS-BW

CR RACE: participation = 1 pts, loss = 3 pts, win = 5 pts, DFC = 10 pts. he who gets the most points gets an IS-SW runner up gets BW

IWATS Comp: he who does the most IWATS courses wins an IS-SR... 2nd most IS-BR

Recruitment Comp: recruit the most ppl from the reserves or Daedalus and win! IS-SR or IS-BR...

Competition Name/Title: Anti High Scores Comp #2
Start Date (mm/dd/yy): 9/21/2003
End Date (mm/dd/yy): 10/31/2003
Parties Involved: Wing XV
Missions/Battles Used: TIE-TC Battle #24
Medals to be Awarded: IS-SW to the closest pilot IS-BW to the 2nd closest pilot
Miscellaneous Information: Unlike high scores comps, the goal of this comp is the try to reach a predetermined score instead of the top score, this should make it a little harder to get the object score... The scores for this battle are as followes:
M1: 10,000
M2: 10,000
M3: 10,000
M4: 10,000
Battle Total: 40,000

Closest pilot to these scores will win...

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Competition Name/Title: Anti High Scores Comp #1
Start Date (mm/dd/yy): 9/21/2003
End Date (mm/dd/yy): 10/31/2003
Parties Involved: Wing XV
Missions/Battles Used: XWA-TC Battle #25
Medals to be Awarded: IS-SW to the closest pilot IS-BR to the 2nd closest
Miscellaneous Information: Unlike high scores comps, the goal of this comp is the try to reach a predetermined score instead of the top score, this should make it a little harder to get the object score... The scores for this battle are as followes:
M1: 2,000
M2: 2,000
M3: 2,000
M4: 2,000
Battle Total: 8,000
Closest pilot to these scores will win...


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FCHG

Gladiator [GLDR] (1000 points)
· [1391] COL Drax Remlinger (+0)
· [1219] LC Strahd (+0)
· [1203] MAJ Alec Qarni (+0)
Knight [KNGT] (250 points)
· [252] LCM Victor Kage (+0)
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COMBAT RATINGS
Top Ace 1st (400 points)
· [419] LC Strahd (+0)
Top Ace 4th (250 points)
· [278] MAJ Alec Qarni (+0)
Officer 3rd (40 points)
· [40] COL Drax Remlinger (+0)
Trainee (1 point)
· [3] LCM Victor Kage (+0)
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Well boo. If we don't do something drastic soon we could be the first squad shut down on the Van since… Well… Scorpion, back in the day!

</SlautE>
^Scorpion-style salute

MAJ Alec Qarni
The Scorpion King
AIM PROF (Take it, foo'!)
PIN 7191