[23:09] * jorddyn sinks intsec agents with walkers after alec :P
[23:09] <AlecStuff> hey, those don't exist
[23:10] <jorddyn> sure they do :P
[23:10] <AlecStuff> wasn't there some class of overhaul resulting in new names for the same stuff?
[23:11] <jorddyn> who knows, afterall mordan was the one running threw london in boxers tails and a top hat

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NEWS

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFRICKIN HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! We got us a Cadet! Brand-spankin' new, a biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig Scorpion welcome to SL Anaba! *watches as the few pilots still here droooool*

In other news, I did something! Yay! i flew and won a WoW match, but it doesn't much matter since you gotta fly 2 or more or something.but at least i tried! Unlike you losers.... Now then, we still only have 5 and really Steel should have been gone months ago. So RECRUIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Also, Thorin Oakenshield made his triumphant return and is the new Mantis commander! YAAAAY!

And if nobody noticed, which i'm SURE you all did, I made us a new banner and it's spiffy and stuff.

By the way, happy Halloween to anyone who cares. And hey, this is my 20th report!!!!!!! Well, actually the 21st, but the first one i did was a half report. But YAY!!!!6 more and i'm at a half a year. Yay.

Alec Qarni's Game of the Week: Wallace and Gromit in Project Zoo (Aardman/BAM!/Frontier)
CD of the Week: Junction 18- Heroes from the Future
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XO’s CORNER!

No XO= No report.

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ACTIVITY

1-1: MAJ Alec Qarni: Flew a battle, it got screwed up in the bureaucracy, flew and won a WoW match, IRC, MBs, E-mails, PROFly stuff
1-2: SL Anaba: JOINED SCORPION YAAAAAAAY!
1-3: LC Strahd: Off somewhere being Canadian.... report, Strahdie?
1-4: N/A

2-1: N/A
2-2: LCM Victor Kage: Off somewhere being Irish..... it would be nice if you reported too..
2-3: LT Steel: Off somewhere being non-existent. If YOU reported, I'd loive you forever.
2-4: N/A

3-1: N/A
3-2: M-T
3-3: N/A
3-4: See 3-3

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ORDERS

1: Deal with Real. (Yay corniness!) Real life is where it's at, and nothing in the TC can supersede it, so remember that this is all fun… not an obligation.

2: Fly! Please find some time, whatever you’re doing, to just fly a battle here and there, or hang around in #ehcoc and try to get a game or something.

3: Do other stuff! Anything and everything to better Scorpion, The Van, or the EH as a whole is happy.

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COMPETITIONS

Beat the WC at MP: The person that beats Nighty the most at MP will win an IS-SW and the person that loses to him the most will win an IS-BW. This competition is open to all members of the Wing as well as all ASF Flag officers, which means that even Sicky can participate…

FCHG RACE: He who gains the most FCHG points in the month wins IS-SW, 2nd most gets an IS-BW

CR RACE: participation = 1 pts, loss = 3 pts, win = 5 pts, DFC = 10 pts. he who gets the most points gets an IS-SW runner up gets BW

IWATS Comp: he who does the most IWATS courses wins an IS-SR... 2nd most IS-BR

Recruitment Comp: recruit the most ppl from the reserves or Daedalus and win! IS-SR or IS-BR...


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FCHG

Gladiator [GLDR] (1000 points)
· [1219] LC Strahd (+0)
· [1203] MAJ Alec Qarni (+0)
Knight [KNGT] (250 points)
· [252] LCM Victor Kage (+0)
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COMBAT RATINGS
Top Ace 1st (400 points)
· [419] LC Strahd (+0)
Top Ace 4th (250 points)
· [278] MAJ Alec Qarni (+0)
Trainee (1 point)
· [3] LCM Victor Kage (+0)
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Well let's see if our newest member works out.... let's hope so. Scorpion could use a bit of a boost...

</SlautE>
^Scorpion-style salute

MAJ Alec Qarni
The Scorpion King
AIM PROF (Take it, foo'!)
PIN 7191