<`Mach> ...
<AlecEssay> :::
<`Mach> ;;;
<AlecEssay> oooh...
<AlecEssay> uhm
<AlecEssay> ¦¦¦
<AlecEssay> yeehaw!

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NEWS

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehaw!!!! The day after my last report celebrated the arrival of Anaba, we got aNOTHer Cadet!!! A somewhat late Scorpion welcome (i.e. drool) to now-LT Tiderius Hogg!!!!! YAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!

Both of our newbies have been active this week, putting the rest of us to shame. 3 IWATS and countless MB posts and emails between them… When they get flying, I’ll be scared to check my mail, I’m sure… Now Strahd and Vic… if only you guys would start to fly a bit more… sigh.

NEW COMP!!!! Issue 3 of my Scorpion Kickstart Comp is starting TODAY! From today until the 14th, fly XWA-CAB 4 and submit it to me with or without a short piece of fiction describing your flight. Medals for both highest score and best fiction will be given, assuming I receive both. GET TO YOUR JOYSTICKS!!!

Alec Qarni's Game of the Week: Rebellion/Supremacy (Lucasarts)
CD of the Week: Solemite- The Reason You Own A Stereo
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XO’s CORNER!

No XO= No report. Howevvvvvvvver, we should have a new XO somewhat soon.

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ACTIVITY

1-1: MAJ Alec Qarni: Uhmmmmm WHAT’s THAT?!?!!? *Flee*!! IRC, MBs, E-mails, PROFly stuff…
1-2: LT Anaba: Promoted to LT (YAAAAY!), M/1 IWATS completed, email, attempts to work MP, IRC, MBs
1-3: LC Strahd: Iiiiiii dunno…
1-4: LT Tiderius Hogg: Arrived, emailed, M/1, M/2 IWATS, promoted to LT, some flying but nothing turned in yet, MBs, IRC

2-1: N/A
2-2: LCM Victor Kage: Blah blah blah…
2-3: LT Steel: No contact… LIVE! or DIE!
2-4: N/A

3-1: N/A
3-2: Newly N/A
3-3: N/A
3-4: See 3-3

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ORDERS

1: Deal with Real. (Yay corniness!) Real life is where it's at, and nothing in the TC can supersede it, so remember that this is all fun… not an obligation.

2: Fly! Please find some time, whatever you’re doing, to just fly a battle here and there, or hang around in #ehcoc and try to get a game or something. WoW will be on for a week… and everyone loves Xvt>>. Play!!!!

3: Do other stuff! Anything and everything to better Scorpion or the EH as a whole is happy.

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COMPETITIONS

Competition Name/Title Scorpion Kickstart III
Start Date (mm/dd/yy) 11/7/2003
End Date (mm/dd/yy) 11/14/2003
Parties Involved Scorpion Squadron
Missions/Battles Used XWA CAB 4
Medals to be Awarded IS-BW to highest overall score, IS-BR to best fiction (If i receive any)
Miscellaneous Information For our new members to have something to do, and for the old ones to get off their asses.

Beat the WC at MP: The person that beats Nighty the most at MP will win an IS-SW and the person that loses to him the most will win an IS-BW. This competition is open to all members of the Wing as well as all ASF Flag officers, which means that even Sicky can participate…

FCHG RACE: He who gains the most FCHG points in the month wins IS-SW, 2nd most gets an IS-BW

CR RACE: participation = 1 pts, loss = 3 pts, win = 5 pts, DFC = 10 pts. he who gets the most points gets an IS-SW runner up gets BW

IWATS Comp: he who does the most IWATS courses wins an IS-SR... 2nd most IS-BR

Recruitment Comp: recruit the most ppl from the reserves or Daedalus and win! IS-SR or IS-BR...

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FCHG

Gladiator [GLDR] (1000 points)
· [1219] LC Strahd (+0)
· [1208] MAJ Alec Qarni (+0)
Knight [KNGT] (250 points)
· [252] LCM Victor Kage (+0)
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COMBAT RATINGS
Top Ace 1st (400 points)
· [419] LC Strahd (+0)
Top Ace 3rd (300 points)
· [300] MAJ Alec Qarni (+0)
Trainee (1 point)
· [3] LCM Victor Kage (+0)
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With this new injection of life, we might hopefully be on our way back to the top. I plan on doing some roster shifts in a bit, depending on… a few factors. Fly my comp!!! Due next Friday!

</SlautE>
^Scorpion-style salute

MAJ Alec Qarni
The Scorpion King
AIM PROF (Take it, foo'!)
PIN 7191