Vortex Report # 13 (2003-12-12)

This report was submitted by CPT Keiran Laserlight


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Wings  of  Death
CPT  Keiran Laserlight 
reporting:

Vortex Weekly Squadron Report #13

Today is Friday the 12th December 2003
Last report on Friday the 5th December 2003

 
Fiction for a good start:

*** ISDII Grey Wolf, Vortex CMDR's Office

In the complete silence, CPT Laserlight was finishing his latest starship model... With a magnyfying glasses at his nose, with glue and a wooden, wellpainted gun turret from the Modified Corvette 1:250 replica. The last few parts were missing in the model at the desk. These last pars requred some extra coordination of an eye and hand to be added. The gun turret itself required 10 minutes to be glued. the last tap of glue on the bottom and a slow move of the hand... Yes... The model looked like a real Corvette... In 1:250 scale. Every not controlled move coud affect with destruction of the precious ship...  


"Sir!" - the comlink shouted. Keiran jumped from the chair. He quickly moved out of table. The glasses on moved at his black hair... The chair was moving on it's wheels for about 5 seconds after that. Luckly the model was not even moved. Pfew.

"Sir?"

"Yes... what's the problem Tiamat" - Keiran said to his comlink after having a bith breath

"Well.. It's about MAJ Hunter, sir... he had a little accident at the bathroom... Well he will be out for half of a week because the line for the bacta tanks is long... His in the Hospital Bay B now and sends his regards..."

"That's a problem Lieutenant. hmm.. Tell Hunter I'll visit him later tonight in the Ambulatory. You know that nothing puts up on legs like CMDR's sight heh..

"Will do. Anything else?"
 
"Yes... Please find someone for his place for the tomorrows patrol. You can say I'll buy him a drink or two in the cantina for replacing Hunter... Pilots are so lazy if it goes to show empathy these days."

"Aye, Tiamat out"


"Such things happen often if you ask me..." - Keiran tought - "Oh where was I with this model anyway?"

Keiran took his chair and moved it in front of the desk. He put on the glasses and came back to the M/CRV work. Ah the engine! The paint wasn't even dry yet. He decided to put it down and take on the hardest part. Putting in the tiny escape pods was indeed difficult. He moved the firs one in it's place and used his Corellian Army Knife to put on the glue. The second one and the third one were in the places in few minutes too. Keiran took the small lamp which was giving him the light he needed from the one side of the desk moved it to the other. Three more escape pods were waiting for placing. Let's see... slowly... 
 
"CPT Laserlight!" - LC Pelleaeon's face appeared at the screen on the screen behind Keiran. He used the simple Force technique to calm down. A moment before he was reaching for the easy-breakable escape pod. 

"Yes sir?" - Keiran stood up and looked into holographic eyes of his Wing Commander.

"I wanted to inform you that your squadron has been chosen Wing Commander's Own again. Great job Captain. Please pass mine congratulations to all you squadron. Oh.. I hear what happened to MAJ Hunter. Aren't such thing happening too often lately?"

"Indeed sir, thank you. We are honoured of course... If you mind.. I kind of busy now..."

"Ah yes I see... Once again great job! Keep it up." - LC Pelleaeon's face disappeared.

"The stress is going to kill me..." - Keiran said aloud to himself. He sat down and concentrated on the Corvette again. The escape pods were difficult elements. Extreme precision was needed to attach them correctly. Those three remaining ones took 15 minutes to be added. Keiran looked at the last part - the engine. Each engine required to be glued to the model in other time. The last one was just drying in Keiran's hand right now. He put the glue on and moved his hand to the model. It sticked perfectly. The Modified Corvette was finished. Another great making of the technique.

The well known sound came out of the speaker. Somebody was at the door and was waiting for a permission to enter the office.

"It's open."

Vance came in.

"Not Vance, not Vance, oh no not Vance..." - Keiran tought. "LCM Blackguard... Can I help you?" - He asked. 

"MAJ Xavier sends a personal message... I don't know why he needed me to pass it... I'll put it here OK?"

"No... there is no need of that." - but it was already too late. 

"Oh! What a nice model ! What's that? Oh of course It's Modified Corvette! Ha! I am smart! Hmm.. what's the scale..." - he moved his fingers around the small ship and counted in memory - "hmm it's about 60 cm long so... and the real CRV is 150 meters long.... so it's yeah... ha 1:250! Oh man that was easy. Is it finished... wait of course it is! Look at all these details!"

"Vance" - Keiran wanted to stop the Crusader pilot but Vance was already in the spree

"Oh the gun turret is so real... Is there a guy inside it? No, no... It's too small to fit a human... Ha! I am smart!"

"Vance" - The eyes of Keptin Laserlight were fogged.. the precious model was just in front of the ship's unluckiest man. 

"And these glowing engines... Really wellpainted. How long did it took to build this thing? Hm I can count it.. 25 plus..

"Lieutenant Commander Can I have my message?"

"What... Oh that message... yes sure Captain." - Vance handed the datapad and after a second his comlink called.

"LCM please step to the hangar.. You're new ship is here."

"Ha great! My brand new TIE Interceptor.. I'll name it Lucky Strike 14 sir! To honour these 13 crafts I already lost in combat or such. Can I go?

"Sure fell free..." - Keiran said... Vance left the office and walked to the hangar. The door closed. Vortex CMDR was left alone. And the model was just next to him. Intact.


This kind of Miracles HAPPEN very rarely! Beware!

Vortexian Leader's Office:

13th report. The unlucky number is not really bad for me. Time is passing and we have earned everything we could get! Wing's Commander's Own for the first, TCCOM's Own for another month, and a COM's Protector title in the squad. Bing the best isn't easy... but it's fun! Have it! You earned it!

Let's proceed to the news... a bunch of them this week!
 

Some interesting NEWS:


- Fleet

1. New Security Officer appointed. Get ready to clean Zoltar's desk VA Ziggy!
2. The fleet command is still in search of Combat Operations Officer.
3. Battles, Battles, Battles! Gah... We want Call to Chaos not these useless TIE and XvT stuff we have a lot you TAC scums!
4. EH Library! Made by the newly promoted MAJ Drako compendium of fictions and biographies. Submit your own work! Check out the site of the week!
5. Wing 4 WC appointed. COL Mini-Minikus. Who's that?
6. Omega Elite Squadron CMDR is now COL Brian. That's an elite squad? Never heard of.
7. You play Star Wars Galaxies? Join EH PA. 
8. We have a nice article on www.starwars.pl  - Mike is the Author.. It's really nice... All in Polish so don't care to read it ;)
 

- ASF/Ship/Wing  

1. ASF Map v 2.0 can be viewed at www.chronicles.minos.net . If you're not there e-mail COL Nightmare.
2. Sarin's Caption Comp round 1 ended. CM Faliaj Shai is the winner. Good work.
3. Wing down to 59 pilots... Apophis is not longer Odin CMDR. Don't ask me.
4. MSE awards are out. Please see them at the medal part.
5. In three days Sarin is back in States! Party, Party.
6. Supremacy Competition was moved to February. I like it. Some of you not. Your choice.
7. Spy Network: AD Darksaber wants to study in Poland from October 2004. In my homecity... Groovy.
8. Wing Commander's Own is.... yeah.. That's our title again... Great job guys!
9. Please check out for some new competitions.
10. New wing website out. Check it now. http://wolfpack.tiecorps.net/ 


 - Squadron

1. We're the Wing Commander's Own! We're the Wing Commander's Own!
2. I am the Commodore's Protector now. Beware!
3. http://vortexsquadron.minos.net - Is our great website which - Has been chosen EH SITE OF THE WEEK! Congratulations Tiamat 
4. Keptin on the Bridge competition is really easy and fantastic. Each of the Vortex pilots can duel myself for a 1 (one) MP match each week of the competition (other matches doesn't count for the KotB comp. However they still count for the LoC system). If you will smash my fighter more times than I will smash yours You will receive a shiney Iron Star Bronze Wings! Just one more of these to win until 19th December! No duels played... Competitions are for you... not for me... 

5(!). Please note myself about any kinds of activity you're doing. If you take a part in competitions not held by me please let me know. CC me all of your Fictions and graphics. Do it for yourselves not for me. (!)


6. Lowscore Hunt is now a IS-BW hunt. First submission wins. Do it... Do it... Do it...
7. Half of us have received merit medals this month. Let's joy!
8. The great effort you're doing flying LCM Ambar, LT Tiamat and LT Wilq is what makes us WC's Own each month. Also LC Kodiak and CPT Trent can't be missed here - fiction writing is what I like to see. And the others who stay in the contact waiting for more time to do stuff. You're the best bunch of pilots anybody would like to command. Thanks.   

Contact info

CMDR/CPT Keiran Laserlight, Vortex Leader

IRC, e-mail, messageboards, GG

FM/LC Kodiak Kereban, Vortex Two


IRC


FM/LCM Gruckn Rahn, Vortex Three

No contact. Extened leave. Bouncing e-mail adress

FM/COL Drax Remlinger, Vortex Four

IRC



FL/LCM Ambar Kilick, Vortex Five

IRC, e-mail

FM/LT Matsc Remil, Vortex Six

No contact this week. Please report in Matsc!


FM/MAJ Hunter, Vortex Seven

No contact. Currently On leave.

FM/LCM Coremy Jertese, Vortex Eight

IRC




FL/LT Tiamat,
Vortex Nine(XO)

IRC, e-mail, GG and Messageboards

FM/LC Drake Jensen, Vortex Ten

IRC contact, Messgeboards.

FM/CPT TK-6686, Vortex Eleven

I
RC, e-mail, Messageboards

FM/LT Wilq Fastclaw, Vortex Twelve

E-mail, GG



Overall:

8 
on IRC 
1 in e-mail contact
1 out of contact
2 on leave


*** You should know that already that I really prefer IRC activity - as a primary source of contact. The IRC is a shareware program - everybody can get it to try. Click the link www.mirc.com to find more. E-mail, messageboard or other stuff is only an addition - good to have them but for me IRC is the most important of course.

*** We are the squadron which has most of it's members on IRC! I'll try to make Wilq to join our IRC community too ;) Please keep it up. The contact is the thing we are best.

Tour of duty

CMDR/CPT Keiran Laserlight, Vortex Leader

12/5/2003        Submited the WSR #12
12/5/2003        Completed XvT-FREE 72
12/7/2003        Attended TIE Corps on-line meeting
12/7/2003        Participated in TC online Trivia, Grey Wolf trivia, and ASF online Trivia (2nd) comps
12/8/2003        Completed TIE-TC 133
12/8/2003        Completed XWA-DB 5
12/8/2003        Completed XWA-IW 7
12/9/2003        Submitted "A long way from home" fiction to the EH Library
12/10/2003       Received Bronze Star of the Empire for November MSE


FM/LC Kodiak Kereban, Vortex Two

12/5/2003       Submitted a fiction to the EH Library
12/7/2003       Attended TIE Corps on-line meeting
12/7/2003       Participated in TC online Trivia (1st), Grey Wolf trivia (1st), and ASF online Trivia (host)

12/9/2003       Participated in Sarin's Caption Competition week 1
12/10/2003     Received Palpatine Crescent for November MSE and stuff


FM/LCM Gruckn Rahn, Vortex Three


On leave

FM/COL Drax Remlinger, Vortex Four

No activity


 

FL/LCM Ambar Kilick, Vortex Five

12/6/2003       Completed XWA-DB 3
12/7/2003      Attended TIE Corps on-line meeting
12/10/2003     Received Imperial Security Medal for November MSE
   
FM/LT Matsc Remil, Vortex Six

No activity.

FM/MAJ Hunter, Vortex Seven


On Leave.

FM/LCM Coremy Jertese, Vortex Eight

No activity.

 

 

FL/LT Tiamat, Vortex Nine (XO)

12/6/2003         Completed XWA-TC 2
12/7/2003         Attended TIE Corps on-line meeting
12/8/2003         Completed XWA-TC 4
12/8/2003         Completed XWA-TC 5
12/9/2003         Received an Iron Star - Silver Ribbon for SOTW Bonanza
12/10/2003       Send the project of a site for the Grey Wolf.
12/11/2003       Completed XWA-TC 6
12/11/2003       Completed XWA-TC 7
12/11/2003       Completed XWA-TC 8



FM/LC Drake Jensen, Vortex Ten

No activity noted.


FM/CPT TK-6686, Vortex Eleven

12/9/2003        Participated in Sarin's Caption Competition week 1
12/10/2003      Received Imperial Security Medal for November MSE and stuff



FM/LT Wilq Fastclaw, Vortex Twelve

12/6/2003         Completed TIE-TC 50
12/6/2003         Completed TIE-TC 51
12/6/2003         Completed TIE-TC 128
12/6/2003         Completed TIE-TC 129
12/7/2003         Completed TIE-TC 130
12/7/2003         Completed TIE-TC 133

12/8/2003         Completed TIE-TC 131
12/8/2003         Completed TIE-TC 132
12/8/2003         Completed TIE-TC 134
12/10/2003       Received Palpatine Crescent for November MSE

12/11/2003       Completed TIE-TC 135
12/11/2003       Completed TIE-TC 136
12/11/2003       Completed TIE-TC 137

Overall:

23 
BSF
0 IWATS Courses
6 people lacking in activity


Promotions\Awards\Transfers

No promotions


Bronze Star of the Empire
(BS) awadred to CPT Keiran Laserlight for November MSE
Palpatine Crescent (PC) awadred to LC Kodiak Kereban for November MSE
Palpatine Crescent
(PC) awadred to LT Wilq Fastclaw for November MSE
Imperial Security Medal
(ISM) awadred to LCM Ambar Kilick for November MSE
Imperial Security Medal
(ISM) awadred to CPT TK-6686 for November MSE
I
ron Star - Silver  Ribbon (IS-SR) awadred to LT Tiamat for SOTW Bonanza


No transfers

Standings

Fleet Commander's Honor Guard:

Imperator       
MAJ Hunter                    3047                 in Wing 1st
Gladiator        COL Drax Remlinger          1391             in Wing 6th 
Gladiator
        LC Kodiak Kereban           1337             in Wing 7th 
Gladiator        CPT Keiran Laserlight         1273 (+14)    in Wing 8th  
Gladiator
        LC Drake Jensen              1187             in Wing 9th  
Executor        LCM Gruckn Rahn              888                in Wing 12th 
Executor          CPT TK-6686                    754               in Wing 14th (1 up)
Knight             LT Wilq Fastclaw               
291 (+58)    in Wing 31st (2 up) 
Gallant
           LCM Coremy Jertese           218               in Wing 33rd (1 up)
Gallant           LT Tiamat                         213  (+30)  in Wing 34th 
(3 up)
Dragoon           LCM Ambar Killick               114   (+4)   in Wing  43rd  (2 uo)
Not Rated       LT Matsc Remil                     0             in Wing 50th (1 down)
 


Combat Ratings:

Veteran 1st         LCM Gruckn Rahn              110               in Wing 2nd 
Officer 3rd          
COL Drax Remlinger              40               in Wing 10th
Officer 4th        
   CPT TK-6686                     39             in Wing 11th 

Marksman 2nd     
LC Drake Jensen                22            in Wing 13th 
Marksman 4th     CPT Keiran Laserlight          11              in Wing 22nd 
Certified                LC Kodiak Kereban                7                in Wing 24th 
Trainee               LCM Coremy Jertise             2                in Wing 27th 

Trainee               MAJ Hunter                        2             in Wing 27th 

Not Rated            LT Matsc Remil                   0             in Wing 32nd 

Not Rated               LCM Ambar Killick                0             in Wing
32nd 
Not Rated            LT Tiamat                          0             in Wing
32nd 
Not Rated            LT Wilq Fastclaw                 0             in Wing 32nd

ROSTER!

VORTEX SQUADRON : Infiltration
COMMANDER:
C
PT Keiran Laserlight (grociuj@poczta.wp.pl)
NICKNAME: Wings of Death
MOTTO: Run and you will only die tired!
HOMEPAGE: http://vortexsquadron.minos.net/
MESSAGE BOARD:http://theholo.net/mb/viewforum.php?f=78 

FLIGHT I - TIE ADVANCED
Nickname: The wings of wrath
Motto: Swift death to all
1) C
PT Keiran Laserlight (grociuj@poczta.wp.pl)
2) LC Kodiak Kereban (Kodiak_kereban@hotmail.com)
3) LCM Gruckn Rahn (migorka@friko.internet.pl)
4) COL Drax Remlinger (TombTrooper@aol.com)

FLIGHT II - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: The wings of justice
Motto: We shall prevail
1)
L
CM Ambar Kilick (arfinley2000@yahoo.com)
2)
LT Matsc Remil (jedimaster1019@wi.rr.com)
3) MAJ Hunter (EH_Hunter@hotmail.com
)
4) LCM Coremy Jertese (UCLAbruzin@aol.com)

FLIGHT III - TIE ADVANCED
Nickname: The wings of balance
Motto: We are the bringers of destruction
1)
LT Tiamat (tiamat69@interia.pl)
2) LC Drake Jensen (drakexta@yahoo.com)
3)
CPT TK-6686 (trenton13@hotmail.com)
4) LT Wilq Fastclaw (wilq@socket.pl)

Squadron Citations: 113

 
  TIE-TC Battle 1 - Capture of Zaarin
   TIE-TC Battle 2 - Strike at Calamari
   TIE-TC Battle 3 - New Dimensions
   TIE-TC Battle 4 - Recapture Zaarins Technology
   TIE-TC Battle 5 - Pirate Uprising
   TIE-TC Battle 6 - Destruction
   TIE-TC Battle 7 - Betrayal
   TIE-TC Battle 8 - Strike Against the Pirates
   TIE-TC Battle 9 - Tracking the Defectors
   TIE-TC Battle 10 - Battle for the DeathStar
   TIE-TC Battle 11 - Renegade Battle
   TIE-TC Battle 12 - Jedi Hunt
   TIE-TC Battle 13 - Finding the Lakul
   TIE-TC Battle 14 - Vader Takes Command
   TIE-TC Battle 15 - Special Operations
   TIE-TC Battle 16 - Dacian Downfall
   TIE-TC Battle 17 - Zaarins Missile Boats
   TIE-TC Battle 18 - Interception
   TIE-TC Battle 19 - The Tethys Honeymoon
   TIE-TC Battle 20 - Escort Carrier Missions
   TIE-TC Battle 21 - Break the Sky
   TIE-TC Battle 22 - Aftermath
   TIE-TC Battle 23 - Daedalus
   TIE-TC Battle 24 - Save the Emperors DNA
   TIE-TC Battle 25 - Spoils of War
   TIE-TC Battle 26 - The Dark Troopers
   TIE-TC Battle 27 - (X)-Wings of Glory
   TIE-TC Battle 28 - Conquest
   TIE-TC Battle 29 - Communications Wars
   TIE-TC Battle 30 - Save the Emperors Archives
   TIE-TC Battle 31 - Hidden Agenda
   TIE-TC Battle 32 - Assassinate the Fleet Commander?
   TIE-TC Battle 33 - Strike at Incom
   TIE-TC Battle 34 - Encounter at Charybdis
   TIE-TC Battle 36 - Weekend Retreat
   TIE-TC Battle 38 - Deepspace Syndicate
   TIE-TC Battle 40 - Deception
   TIE-TC Battle 41 - Rebel Demise
   TIE-TC Battle 42 - Jealousy
   TIE-TC Battle 44 - Military Complex Operation
   TIE-TC Battle 45 - Traitors
   TIE-TC Battle 46 - Back to the Basics
   TIE-TC Battle 47 - Get That Rat!
   TIE-TC Battle 48 - Ski Hoth - Star Wars Mercenaries
   TIE-TC Battle 49 - Construct the Sovereign
   TIE-TC Battle 50 - Ackbars Trick
   TIE-TC Battle 51 - The Space Supremacy
   XvT-TC Battle 1 - The Verpine Encounter
   XvT-TC Battle 2 - Capture of a Murderer
   XvT-TC Battle 3 - Preparing for Battle
   XvT-TC Battle 4 - Encounter with the Black Sun
   XvT-TC Battle 5 - Phoenix Saga
   XvT-TC Battle 6 - Wolf Pack Aggression
   XvT-TC Battle 7 - The Resupply
   XvT-TC Battle 8 - The Loshen Resistance
   XvT-TC Battle 9 - The Black Sun Incident
   XvT-TC Battle 10 - Abduction of VA Priyum
   XvT-TC Battle 11 - Krayt Squadron Training
   XvT-TC Battle 12 - Odin's Redemption
   XvT-TC Battle 13 - Graduates, Graduate!
   XvT-TC Battle 14 - Orion Base Crisis
   XvT-TC Battle 16 - Deep strike at K'atalla
   XvT-TC Battle 17 - The Burning Season
   XvT-TC Battle 19 - Project B: the Tie Bomber project
   XvT-TC Battle 20 - Mysterious People
   XvT-TC Battle 21 - Project X: the T-65C A2 project
   XvT-TC Battle 22 - Rebel Cargo
   XvT-TC Battle 23 - The ASF Fishing Trip
   XvT-TC Battle 24 - Princess Tatoka's Meeting
   XvT-TC Battle 25 - Wing XV: Echo Squadron
   XvT-TC Battle 26 - INT Shire
   XvT-TC Battle 30 - Wing XV: Hornet Squadron
   XvT-TC Battle 31 - Pirate Scouts
   XvT-TC Battle 32 - Wing XIV: WC Trouble
   XvT-TC Battle 37 - Intrepid to the Rescue
   XvT-TC Battle 39 - Wing XV: Scorpion Squadron
   XvT-TC Battle 41 - More Power Part I
   XvT-TC Battle 42 - More Power Part II
   XvT-TC Battle 43 - More Power Part III
   XvT-TC Battle 48 - Bravo Company: Training
   XvT-TC Battle 53 - INT Shire III
   XvT-IW Battle 1 - Hunt for Fleet #18
   XvT-DB Battle 1 - Jedi Academy
   XvT-DB Battle 2 - Rascar Political Disruption
   XvT-DB Battle 3 - House Ludo Kressh: Battle for Frondra
   XvT-DB Battle 5 - Hand Over Fist
   XvT-DB Battle 6 - Operation: Razor Ice
   XWA-TC Battle 1 - Avenger Encounter
   XWA-TC Battle 2 - First Contact
   XWA-TC Battle 3 - The Darkon Mystery
   XWA-TC Battle 4 - Privateer
   XWA-TC Battle 5 - Show of Force
   XWA-TC Battle 6 - Enemy Defector
   XWA-TC Battle 7 - Assault on Chimera
   XWA-TC Battle 8 - Hammer to Anvil
   XWA-TC Battle 9 - Defection of Kusanagi
   XWA-TC Battle 10 - The Phare Encounter
   XWA-TC Battle 11 - Heroes of the Immortal
   XWA-TC Battle 12 - Imperium Deception
   XWA-TC Battle 13 - Hammer to Anvil Part II
   XWA-TC Battle 14 - The History of the ISD Immortal
   XWA-TC Battle 15 - Nasty Surprise
   XWA-TC Battle 16 - The History of the ISD Relentless
   XWA-TC Battle 17 - Secrets and Lies: The Exile
   XWA-TC Battle 18 - Immortalized
   XWA-TC Battle 19 - Evaluation of the ISD Vanguard
   XWA-TC Battle 21 - Ast's Story
   XWA-TC Battle 22 - The Career of Adrenaline
   XWA-TC Battle 26 - Experimental Tie Evaluation
   XWA-TC Battle 27 - Battle of Corellia
   XWA-TC Battle 33 - Operation Sector Cleanup
   XWA-FCHG Battle 1 - Race Through Time
   XWA-FCHG Battle 2 - The Forgotten Legacy

Competitions (interesting!)

Keptin on the Bridge

Held by: CPT Keiran Laserlight
Deadline: 19th December 2003 
Rules: My promotion party. each of the Vortex pilots can duel myself once a week for an MP match. If he wins he'll get the prize. Only one match for the competition is allowed once a week (for each competitior). Let's see who's the better pilot!
You can win:
 IS-BW for each competition win against me. Four to get in four weeks of competition.


Lowscore Hunt

Held by: CPT Keiran Laserlight
Deadline: Until first submission is received 
Rules: A little funny competition for lazy pilots. You get the XvT-FREE 123. Fly the mission to get the lowest score possible (0 [zero] doesn't count!!!). The lowest score wins the medal. Another great thing about that one - you fly in Diamondback squadron here - make their patrol a hell!
You can win:
 IS-BW for the worst but completed submission. ZERO doesn't count - don't fly with Unlimited waves!

Fly Like Hell

Held by: CPT Keiran Laserlight
Deadline: 1st October 2004 (monthly event) 
Rules: Standard FCHG race rules. Who earns the most FCHG points in a month wins the prize.
You can win:
 IS-BW for the most FCHG points earned each month.
Easter Egg Hunt

Held by: MAJ Vladet Xavier
Deadline: 31th December 2003 (weekly event)
Rules: Find a bug in the Vladet's WSR. Mail him with the bug. Do it faster then everybody else. 
You can win: IS-BR for the fastest hunter each week.



TIE Corps on-line trivia on #tiecorps 
ASF
on-line trivia on #eh_asf
Grey Wolf on-line trivia on #wingxiii


Held by: Somebody chosen by FA Cyric (AD Darskaber)
Deadline: Weekly events held each Sunday night just after IRC TIE Corps meeting (22:00 CET, 16:00 EST) , GW meeting (after TC one) and ASF meeting (after GW one)
Rules: Answer 10 (ASF - 20) questions faster than everybody else. It's easy.
You can win: IS-BR for answering the most questions (IS-SR and IS-BR in ASF and GW)

Vortexian recruitment competition

Held by: CPT Keiran Laserlight
Deadline: 1st January 2004
Rules: Recruit new member to the squadron. From RSV or from Daedalus. The competition is on hold now of course - no oportunity to bring a person to Vortex ;)
You can win: IS-BR for each member recruited.


"How long will Gilad last?" Competition

Held by: MAJ Choosh
Deadline: 4th February 2004
Rules: Place a bet: What day you think our Wing Commander will step down from the spot!
You can win: IS-BR for the closest shoot. If Gilad passes the 4th Feb he'll get the medal.



Sarin's caption cmpetition 

Held by: LC Gilad Pelleaeon
Deadline: 31st December 2003
Rules: Enter the link http://www.eotf.net/crawford.jpg given by our WC and think of a funny or a serious quote for it. Each week we play we can win medals.
You can win:
IS-SR for the winner, IS-BR for the second


Phoenix Flight 3 Nick/Motto Comp

Held by: MAJ Choosh
Deadline: Passed.. Until results ar posted you can still submit.
Rules: Make a new Motto and Nickname for Phoenix Flight 3. 
You can win:
IS-BR for the winner

Chronicles characters Competition

Held by: COL Nightmare
Deadline: 31st December 2003
Rules: Make a GFX of yourself for the needs of ASF Chronicles. The Southpark like character designs can be viewed at the Chronicles site ( www.chronicles.minos.net ). best submission wins (of course) . Use flash if you can.  
You can win:
IS-SR To the best submissions, IS-BR to the 2nd best submission, IS-BR to the most Quality submissions

Best Star Wars/Emperor's Hammer Jokes


Held by: VA Jacob van Novak
Deadline: 2nd January 2004
Rules: Send the best SW jokes, EH jokes you have. Make sure its funny and not hateful.
 http://www.emperorshammer.net/reports/report.asp?reportid=12468&staffid=65 for more details.
You can win:
1st gets IS-GR, the second is awarded IS-SR, for the third there is still IS-BR

S-SR To the best submissions, IS-BR to the 2nd best submission, IS-BR to the most Quality submissions

Vortex CMDR's EH site of the week:


This week favourite is of course:

EH Library

http://ehlibrary.minos.net/ 

Members of the Emperor's hammer can submit their entrie in fiction writing, or their biographies or other stories here. Everything nicely designed by MAJ Drako. A great Logistics Office's project.
 

CMDR's Final Notes

It's 6:40 in the morning and I am just leaving... But what I want to say is that I thank you once again. As I said.. anybody would want to be in charge of the crazy, maniac, insane, fantactic, buttkicking bunch of guys you are. We are an example to follow - we each show that TIE Corps isn't dead or someting. You're great once again.  
 

I am really sorry for all grammar, language, stylistic, letter etc. mistakes.


"Run and you will only die tired!"


<SALUTE>

Captain Keiran Laserlight
Vortex Squadron's Commanding Officer

Grey Wolf Commodore's Protector

Wing Commander's Own
TIE Corps Commander's Own

CMDR/CPT Keiran Laserlight/Vortex/Wing XIII/ISD Grey Wolf
BSx3/PCx4/ISM/MoI-BC/IS-3BW-8BR-2SW-9SR/LoC-CSx2-Rx1/COB
[GLDR]
{IWATS-AIM-CBX-ICQ-IIC/1-LIN-M/1/2-SM/3-TT}

Wing Commander's Own 
Vortex Squadron - November 2003
Vortex Squadron - October 2003
Crusader Squadron - June 2003

Commodore's Protector
ISD Grey Wolf - November 2003
ISD Grey Wolf - September 2003
ISD Grey Wolf - August 2003


TIE Corps Commander's Own
Wing XIII - November & December 2003

Acolyte Keiran Laserlight
BTM/ACO Keiran Laserlight/Stingray/Tridens/Tarentum
BN/CR-1Ax3
{SA}

"Good looking officer is a good officer"

This report is for the interior use of the Emperor's Hammer TIE Corps organization. Whole message or any part of it's contents can be copied, distributed, read(!), printed, quoted, commented, eaten or everything else you can only imagine.
I will be thankful for any comments at grociuj@poczta.wp.pl.

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