Vortex Report # 12 (2003-12-05)

This report was submitted by CPT Keiran Laserlight


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Wings  of  Death
CPT  Keiran Laserlight 
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Vortex Weekly Squadron Report #12

Today is Friday the 5th December 2003
Last report on Friday the 28th November 2003

 
Fiction for a good start:


***ISDII Grey Wolf, Cantina

Someone found it very important to move the tables next to the walls. Someone moved the chairs too. Some of the Grey Wolf was sitting in the chairs now. The bar was covered with few colored lamps the beams of light were centered on three tables in the middle. A stange guy with magican outfit with a Colonel rank badge on  it found a camera and was making a movie around. All of the sudded the voice came from the speakers.

"Welcome in the another round of the exciting competition named "Know your Fleet!" Are you reeeeeeady for this?" - the voice yawned

The community of the crew was confused... No one remembered if there were a competition like this any time before. And they were right of course... no one does such useless tournaments...  Voices of boredom appeared all over the cantina

"THAT's GREAT!" - the scream from the speaker made the Grey Mutts cover theys ears with their hands for a second. - "Please give a warm welcome to our today's host - Captain Keiran Laserlight..." 

The camera moved from the audience to show the blackhaired guy dressed all in black who stood behind the central table. The two tables were standing on both sides of Vortex' CMDR. The audience tried to made an aplause... It failed... From voices around the room the only reasonable sounds were some "Boooo! Booo!" sound from the hidden rows of chairs. A tomato smashed at the wall near Keiran... How strange... People always have tomatos from nowhere at the events like this.

"Ah! Thank you guys! Here we go again with our Weekly quiz! This time we have another two competitors who chalenge themselves to win... " -Keiran started the show

"Oh yes! The prize" - the voice said. The audience looked at the screen which was handed on the wall just a second before by LT Tiamat and LT Fastclaw. A picture of antfarm on a red table appeared. - "The prestigious Khadgar's Red Ants! Everything what a Commodore needs to rise his own authority! But that's not all! You can also win - the famous Golden Staff!" - the screen showed the Staff but the picture was upsidedown. LCM Gruckin Rahn tried to change the slide in the machine. The camera moved from the screen ant centered on the host.

"Yeah - these are some great awards - let's look who will try to win them."


*** ISDII Grey Wolf, Tartarus briefing room

Vance was lost. And he was angry. Everytime when there is somethin interesting aboard like that idiotical show in the cantina he had to be somewhere else. "Orders, orders" - he thought - "Blah... I will show you all someday! Ha ha ha cough cough.. blah... Errrm... What have I to do now... Eh... Oh yes that patrol... I sould be somewhere near the Crusader hangar now... Oh here is the ... wait a sec... This is not Crusader logo... No...Definately not... Hmm and these chairs doesn't look like ships... ahh... I know! It's not Crusader hangar.. ha ha I am smart! " - He exited the room and checked the nearby plan - " OK.. let's see... I am here... "- he pointed on a spot at the map - "no I am here!" - he moved the finger at the second side of the ship - "Yes yes! Here I aaaaaaam... Whatever... And I must get here... Crusader hangar... ha! Let's count how long it will take me to get there... hmm... cosinus 67 degrees divided by 24 meters squared plus 293 coma 4... If the wind direction is North... Wait there is no wind here... And If I will move with an average speed of 5 km per hour... yeah.. I am 5 feet 7 inch tall and that equals... 5 plus 3 is 9 no no 8... Yes!" - Finally he has found the answer... He moved towards the right direction but after few seconds he ran back and headed into the other way. Beware!


*** Back at the cantina

"On my right side! The guy we all love ! Our boss ! Our man ! Grey Wolf's pride, 5 feet 11 inch high, A member of the ancenit Chiss race, holder of the almighty lightsaber, his hobby is philosophy and raming Corellian Corvettes with an ISD we're aboard, ladies and gentleman, big applause for Vice Admiral Khameir Sarin!" - Keiran moved his hand into right, VA Sarin stepped forward and took the place behind his desk. The audience gave out a real applause this time, several people were claping their hands, another four was hitting the floor with their feet.

"And the second competitor is... Our great guest, Chief of the ship in our Battlegroup, 2 feet 10 inch high, well known all over the ASF hobbit - Vice Admiral Frodo March!" - Keiran moved his hand to the left this tima. Camera has shown the table and VA March who was standing behind it. Actually he looked like he was standing under the table. COL Gidda was shearching for a chair to lift his Commodere higher. Audience looked at the scene bored. Another single tomato missed Keiran's head. The Magican was making his movie in excitment.

"And now... first question..." - strange music came out from the speakers. Two members of the GW crew placed a buttons connected to beepers before each of the competitiors. - "Question One" - "Tudududum" - " Name the first theree members of the EH Command Staff "

Sarins buzzer rang first... well it was the only one to ring because Frodo couldn't reach it. gidda pressed the button after few seconds. 

"VA Sarin?" - Keiran looked at his superior while he was answering

"GA Ronin, SA Astatine and FA Mike"

BEEEEP !!!

"Please use full names, sirs. VA March?"

The tiny voice came out from a litle Officer - "GA Ronin, SA Astatine and FA Marcin Ssssydowki"

BEEEEP !!!

"I am afraid you're wrong. The correct answer is  GA Ronin, SA Astatine, FA Marcin Szydlowski!" - Keiran said. The audience which was supposed to applaude. Looked at him strangely. Another tomato hit the wall.

"Hey! That's exactly what I've said!" - Vandguard's COM was angry. His squeeky voice was full of anger now." - "Sssssydlaski!! "

"Sir, I must say you're wrong... His name is Szydlowski. S-Z-Y-D-L-O-W-S-K-I - Szydlowski... "

...

*** ISDII Grey Wolf, Crusader Hangar

Vance ran into the hangar and ramed a repair droid and falled into the ground. The robot quickly left the hangar to be as far as possible. Vance stood up and walked in front of his Flight. He moved his hand to hold his glasses and scratched his head, moving his blonde hair. The only pilot here was LCM ZuQ which sit in the TIE Interceptor. "Great! Where are my men..!?... Nevermind... We are late so better we'll begin at once!" - he thought. Vance entered the "Lucky Strike's" cockpit. The ship was looking like just manufactured. The paintings on it's wing - 6-wall dice, rabbit feet and a horseshoe under the ship's name looked like just painted. The engine run smoothly like it was runing for the first time. Vance set the thorttle to 66% and exited the hangar... 

"LCM Blackguard! We've received a mysterious signal from the coordinates 6655,332,1145 . Please invastigate." - LC Pellaeon spoken via intercom.

"Aye sir! LET'S DANCE!" - Vance shouted. After a second he realised the funny word game here. Vance - dance... what a combination, whoa rhytm, rhyme, rock 'n' roll! "I am really smart" he thought. He turned his ship towards the signal and he tried to incrase his speed. The lever didn't worked.

"Work you junk!" - he shouted to the piece of metal

At last he pushed the thorttle to full. The lever however stayed in his hand. 

"OH shut" - he cried


*** Cantina

"No no no.. Your spelling is all wrong. It's Ssssidlavski" - VA Sarin said

"Seedlosci!!" - COL Gidda shouted!

"I am sure you are in a big mistake, sir. I think It should be like... SH (cash) YT (rhytm) LOV (love) SKI (ski) Shytlovski! - Keiran said preety sure about it.

"Yeah? and how can you know it huh?"

"Well...I.."

"You see... Sheetwoski!"

The voices all around the room came chaos... and Colonel Nightmare was filming everything...


*** ISDII Grey Wolf, bridge

LC Gilad Pelleaeon stood on the bridge and had command when Sarin was elsewhere. Now he has send two of his Interceptors to check out the strange reading.

"What is it LCM ZuQ?"

"Sir, my sensors tell that it's only a group of mynocks which is passing through... Nothing what is interesting us, sir"

"Yes that's true, thanks. You can go back into hangar now... Where's LCM Blackguard?" 

"I am afraid he had to eject, sir. Please send the rescue team for him."

"Oh no...Not again" 

 
Vortexian Leader's Office:

We have ended the sucessful month of November. MSE is sent, medals are on their way. This time some big juicy awards ;). This is the 12th report I am giving out... This means 3 months of the succesfull duty. Everything I did was dedicated to my fellow crew and my friends. And you made me happiest CMDR ever. As I said thousands of times before I am saying it again. I am proud of you. Vortex Ownz.
 
Some interesting NEWS:

- Fleet

1. EH Census. A project to make TIE Corps and Emperor's Hammer better is out. Logistics Office made a piece of good work here. It's VA Matir's great accievement - he has been rewarded with Gold Star for his efforts.
2. Security Officer and Combat Operations Officer suoght.
3. Tactical Staff appointed - TCC:TIE MAJ D.T Hammer TCC:XvT CM Chris Cox
4. LC Mayk Wolverine resigned and Wing Commander's spot on Sovereign is open. Oh... how interesting (*eyeroll)


- ASF/Ship/Wing
 

1. A nice poem by Chrissy to read, and a fiction by Zippy Hawk... I will do it.
2. Sarin caption competition! Check it down... you know where.
3. The new mailing group is working I think... Still I will be sending reports on the old one until end of year. Sign in at once!
4. X is lagged. If it's not it's splitting... Do we need a bot like this? wrrr
5. I've lost this weeks Easter Egg by 2 minutes... I like this kind of close competitions ;)
6. Grey Wolf has started a campaign to reach full ship. 12 to go. I have already mailed all the Polish cadets od Daedalus.

 - Squadron

1. Flying from the big part of the squad received.
2. Squadron Uniform Patch aproved - check the TTT.
3. http://vortexsquadron.minos.net - I must update it soon...
4. Fly like Hell Results (November) -
Tiamat 182 , Wilq 143 , Ambar 36. the winner is Tiamat - IS-BW awarded.
5. Keptin on the Bridge competition is really easy and fantastic. Each of the Vortex pilots can duel myself for a 1 (one) MP match each week of the competition (other matches doesn't count for the KotB comp. However they still count for the LoC system). If you will smash my fighter more times than I will smash yours You will receive a shiney Iron Star Bronze Wings! Two more of these to win until 19th December! No duels played... Competitions are for you... not for me...
6(!). Please note myself about any kinds of activity you're doing. If you take a part in competitions not held by me please let me know. CC me all of your Fictions and graphics. Do it for yourselves not for me. (!)
7. Lowscore Hunt is now a IS-BW hunt. First submission wins.
8. LCM Ambar Kilick will be buying drinks for sometime now.

Contact info

CMDR/CPT Keiran Laserlight, Vortex Leader

IRC, e-mail, messageboards, GG

FM/LC Kodiak Kereban, Vortex Two


IRC


FM/LCM Gruckn Rahn, Vortex Three

No contact. Extened leave. Bouncing e-mail adress

FM/COL Drax Remlinger, Vortex Four

no contact this time. Please report in Drax!



FL/LCM Ambar Kilick, Vortex Five

IRC, e-mail

FM/LT Matsc Remil, Vortex Six

No contact this week. Please report in Matsc!


FM/MAJ Hunter, Vortex Seven

No contact. Currently On leave.

FM/LCM Coremy Jertese, Vortex Eight

IRC




FL/LT Tiamat,
Vortex Nine(XO)

IRC, e-mail, GG and Messageboards

FM/LC Drake Jensen, Vortex Ten

IRC contact, Messgeboards.

FM/CPT TK-6686, Vortex Eleven

I
RC, e-mail

FM/LT Wilq Fastclaw, Vortex Twelve

E-mail, GG



Overall:

7 
on IRC 
1 in e-mail contact
2 out of contact
2 on leave


*** You should know that already that I really prefer IRC activity - as a primary source of contact. The IRC is a shareware program - everybody can get it to try. Click the link www.mirc.com to find more. E-mail, messageboard or other stuff is only an addition - good to have them but for me IRC is the most important of course.

Tour of duty

CMDR/CPT Keiran Laserlight, Vortex Leader

11/28/2003      Submited the WSR #11
11/30/2003      Attended TIE Corps on-line meeting
11/30/2003      Participated in TC online Trivia and ASF online Trivia (1st) competitions
12/1/2003        Received 2 x Legion of Combat for [XWA] Liberty Wars
12/3/2003        Completed XWA-IW 2
12/3/2003        Completed XWA-IW 3
12/3/2003        Completed XWA-IW 4
12/4/2003        Received an Imperial Security Medal for efforts in ASF Chronicles project.


FM/LC Kodiak Kereban, Vortex Two

11/30/2003      Attended TIE Corps on-line meeting
11/30/2003      Participated in Medical Office's competition
12/3/2003        Participated in Sarin's caption competition

FM/LCM Gruckn Rahn, Vortex Three


On leave

FM/COL Drax Remlinger, Vortex Four

No activity


 

FL/LCM Ambar Kilick, Vortex Five

11/30/2003      Attended TIE Corps on-line meeting
12/3/2003        Promoted to the rank of Lieutenant Commander (LCM)
12/3/2003        Completed XWA-TC 7

   
FM/LT Matsc Remil, Vortex Six

No activity.

FM/MAJ Hunter, Vortex Seven


On Leave.

FM/LCM Coremy Jertese, Vortex Eight

No activity.

 

 

FL/LT Tiamat, Vortex Nine (XO)


11/30/2003     Attended TIE Corps on-line meeting
12/1/2003       Presented very interesting project of EH XO's page.
12/4/2003       Received Iron Star Bronze Ribbon for Patch Us competition
12/4/2003       Received Iron Star Bronze Wings  for Fly Like Hell


FM/LC Drake Jensen, Vortex Ten

No activity noted.


FM/CPT TK-6686, Vortex Eleven

12/3/2003         Completed XvT-TC 78
12/3/2003         Completed XWA-TC 33

FM/LT Wilq Fastclaw, Vortex Twelve

11/29/2003       Completed TIE-TC 32
11/29/2003       Completed TIE-TC 33
12/1/2003         Completed TIE-TC 30
12/1/2003         Completed TIE-TC 31
12/1/2003         Completed TIE-TC 34
12/1/2003         Completed TIE-TC 36
12/1/2003         Completed TIE-TC 37
12/1/2003         Completed TIE-TC 38
12/1/2003         Completed TIE-TC 40
12/1/2003         Completed TIE-TC 41
12/1/2003         Completed TIE-TC 42
12/3/2003         Completed TIE-TC 44
12/3/2003         Completed TIE-TC 45
12/3/2003         Completed TIE-TC 46
12/3/2003         Completed TIE-TC 47
12/3/2003         Completed TIE-TC 48
12/3/2003         Completed TIE-TC 49


Overall:

23 
BSF
0 IWATS Courses
6 people lacking in activity


Promotions\Awards\Transfers

LT Ambar Kilick has been promoted to the rank of Lieutenant Commander (LCM)


Imperial Security Medal
(ISM) awadred to CPT Keiran Laserlight for ASF Chronicles
Iron Star - Bronze Wings
(IS-BW) awadred to LT Tiamat for Fly Like Hell
Iron Star - Bronze Ribbon (IS-BR) awadred to LT Tiamat for Patch Us.
2x Legon of Combat
(LoC) awadred to CPT Keiran Laserlight for MP wins



No transfers

Standings

Fleet Commander's Honor Guard:

Imperator       
MAJ Hunter                    3047                 in Wing 1st
Gladiator        COL Drax Remlinger          1391             in Wing 6th 
Gladiator
        LC Kodiak Kereban           1337             in Wing 7th 
Gladiator        CPT Keiran Laserlight           1259 (+17)  in Wing 8th  
Gladiator
        LC Drake Jensen              1187             in Wing 9th  
Executor        LCM Gruckn Rahn              888                in Wing 12th 
Executor          CPT TK-6686                    754 (+ 9)    in Wing 15th
Gallant
            LT Wilq Fastclaw               
223 (+80)    in Wing 33rd (5 up) 
Gallant
           LCM Coremy Jertese           218               in Wing 34th (2 down)
Cavalier         LT Tiamat                         183  (+1)    in Wing 37th 
(3 down)
Dragoon           LCM Ambar Killick                 110 (+5)   in Wing 45th  
Not Rated       LT Matsc Remil                     0             in Wing 49th (1 up)
 


Combat Ratings:

Veteran 1st         LCM Gruckn Rahn              110               in Wing 2nd 
Officer 3rd          
COL Drax Remlinger              40               in Wing 10th
Officer 4th        
   CPT TK-6686                     39             in Wing 11th 

Marksman 2nd     
LC Drake Jensen                22            in Wing 13th 
Marksman 4th     CPT Keiran Laserlight          11 (+2)     in Wing 22nd (1 up)
Certified                LC Kodiak Kereban                7                in Wing 24th (1 up)
Trainee               LCM Coremy Jertise             2                in Wing 27th 

Trainee               MAJ Hunter                        2             in Wing 27th 

Not Rated            LT Matsc Remil                   0             in Wing 32nd 

Not Rated               LCM Ambar Killick                0             in Wing
32nd 
Not Rated            LT Tiamat                          0             in Wing
32nd 
Not Rated            LT Wilq Fastclaw                 0             in Wing 32nd (2 down)

ROSTER!

VORTEX SQUADRON : Infiltration
COMMANDER:
C
PT Keiran Laserlight (grociuj@poczta.wp.pl)
NICKNAME: Wings of Death
MOTTO: Run and you will only die tired!
HOMEPAGE: http://vortexsquadron.minos.net/
MESSAGE BOARD:http://theholo.net/mb/viewforum.php?f=78 

FLIGHT I - TIE ADVANCED
Nickname: The wings of wrath
Motto: Swift death to all
1) C
PT Keiran Laserlight (grociuj@poczta.wp.pl)
2) LC Kodiak Kereban (Kodiak_kereban@hotmail.com)
3) LCM Gruckn Rahn (migorka@friko.internet.pl)
4) COL Drax Remlinger (TombTrooper@aol.com)

FLIGHT II - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: The wings of justice
Motto: We shall prevail
1)
L
CM Ambar Kilick (arfinley2000@yahoo.com)
2)
LT Matsc Remil (jedimaster1019@wi.rr.com)
3) MAJ Hunter (EH_Hunter@hotmail.com
4) LCM Coremy Jertese (UCLAbruzin@aol.com)

FLIGHT III - TIE ADVANCED
Nickname: The wings of balance
Motto: We are the bringers of destruction
1)
LT Tiamat (tiamat69@interia.pl)
2) LC Drake Jensen (drakexta@yahoo.com)
3)
CPT TK-6686 (trenton13@hotmail.com)
4) LT Wilq Fastclaw (wilq@socket.pl)

Squadron Citations: 113 (+2)

 
  TIE-TC Battle 1 - Capture of Zaarin
   TIE-TC Battle 2 - Strike at Calamari
   TIE-TC Battle 3 - New Dimensions
   TIE-TC Battle 4 - Recapture Zaarins Technology
   TIE-TC Battle 5 - Pirate Uprising
   TIE-TC Battle 6 - Destruction
   TIE-TC Battle 7 - Betrayal
   TIE-TC Battle 8 - Strike Against the Pirates
   TIE-TC Battle 9 - Tracking the Defectors
   TIE-TC Battle 10 - Battle for the DeathStar
   TIE-TC Battle 11 - Renegade Battle
   TIE-TC Battle 12 - Jedi Hunt
   TIE-TC Battle 13 - Finding the Lakul
   TIE-TC Battle 14 - Vader Takes Command
   TIE-TC Battle 15 - Special Operations
   TIE-TC Battle 16 - Dacian Downfall
   TIE-TC Battle 17 - Zaarins Missile Boats
   TIE-TC Battle 18 - Interception
   TIE-TC Battle 19 - The Tethys Honeymoon
   TIE-TC Battle 20 - Escort Carrier Missions
   TIE-TC Battle 21 - Break the Sky
   TIE-TC Battle 22 - Aftermath
   TIE-TC Battle 23 - Daedalus
   TIE-TC Battle 24 - Save the Emperors DNA
   TIE-TC Battle 25 - Spoils of War
   TIE-TC Battle 26 - The Dark Troopers
   TIE-TC Battle 27 - (X)-Wings of Glory
   TIE-TC Battle 28 - Conquest
   TIE-TC Battle 29 - Communications Wars
   TIE-TC Battle 30 - Save the Emperors Archives
   TIE-TC Battle 31 - Hidden Agenda
   TIE-TC Battle 32 - Assassinate the Fleet Commander?
   TIE-TC Battle 33 - Strike at Incom
   TIE-TC Battle 34 - Encounter at Charybdis
   TIE-TC Battle 36 - Weekend Retreat
   TIE-TC Battle 38 - Deepspace Syndicate
   TIE-TC Battle 40 - Deception
   TIE-TC Battle 41 - Rebel Demise
   TIE-TC Battle 42 - Jealousy
   TIE-TC Battle 44 - Military Complex Operation
   TIE-TC Battle 45 - Traitors
   TIE-TC Battle 46 - Back to the Basics
   TIE-TC Battle 47 - Get That Rat!
   TIE-TC Battle 48 - Ski Hoth - Star Wars Mercenaries
   TIE-TC Battle 49 - Construct the Sovereign
   TIE-TC Battle 50 - Ackbars Trick
   TIE-TC Battle 51 - The Space Supremacy
   XvT-TC Battle 1 - The Verpine Encounter
   XvT-TC Battle 2 - Capture of a Murderer
   XvT-TC Battle 3 - Preparing for Battle
   XvT-TC Battle 4 - Encounter with the Black Sun
   XvT-TC Battle 5 - Phoenix Saga
   XvT-TC Battle 6 - Wolf Pack Aggression
   XvT-TC Battle 7 - The Resupply
   XvT-TC Battle 8 - The Loshen Resistance
   XvT-TC Battle 9 - The Black Sun Incident
   XvT-TC Battle 10 - Abduction of VA Priyum
   XvT-TC Battle 11 - Krayt Squadron Training
   XvT-TC Battle 12 - Odin's Redemption
   XvT-TC Battle 13 - Graduates, Graduate!
   XvT-TC Battle 14 - Orion Base Crisis
   XvT-TC Battle 16 - Deep strike at K'atalla
   XvT-TC Battle 17 - The Burning Season
   XvT-TC Battle 19 - Project B: the Tie Bomber project
   XvT-TC Battle 20 - Mysterious People
   XvT-TC Battle 21 - Project X: the T-65C A2 project
   XvT-TC Battle 22 - Rebel Cargo
   XvT-TC Battle 23 - The ASF Fishing Trip
   XvT-TC Battle 24 - Princess Tatoka's Meeting
   XvT-TC Battle 25 - Wing XV: Echo Squadron
   XvT-TC Battle 26 - INT Shire
   XvT-TC Battle 30 - Wing XV: Hornet Squadron
   XvT-TC Battle 31 - Pirate Scouts
   XvT-TC Battle 32 - Wing XIV: WC Trouble
   XvT-TC Battle 37 - Intrepid to the Rescue
   XvT-TC Battle 39 - Wing XV: Scorpion Squadron
   XvT-TC Battle 41 - More Power Part I
   XvT-TC Battle 42 - More Power Part II
   XvT-TC Battle 43 - More Power Part III
   XvT-TC Battle 48 - Bravo Company: Training
   XvT-TC Battle 53 - INT Shire III
   XvT-IW Battle 1 - Hunt for Fleet #18
   XvT-DB Battle 1 - Jedi Academy
   XvT-DB Battle 2 - Rascar Political Disruption
   XvT-DB Battle 3 - House Ludo Kressh: Battle for Frondra
   XvT-DB Battle 5 - Hand Over Fist
   XvT-DB Battle 6 - Operation: Razor Ice
   XWA-TC Battle 1 - Avenger Encounter
   XWA-TC Battle 2 - First Contact
   XWA-TC Battle 3 - The Darkon Mystery
   XWA-TC Battle 4 - Privateer
   XWA-TC Battle 5 - Show of Force
   XWA-TC Battle 6 - Enemy Defector
   XWA-TC Battle 7 - Assault on Chimera
   XWA-TC Battle 8 - Hammer to Anvil
   XWA-TC Battle 9 - Defection of Kusanagi
   XWA-TC Battle 10 - The Phare Encounter
   XWA-TC Battle 11 - Heroes of the Immortal
   XWA-TC Battle 12 - Imperium Deception
   XWA-TC Battle 13 - Hammer to Anvil Part II
   XWA-TC Battle 14 - The History of the ISD Immortal
   XWA-TC Battle 15 - Nasty Surprise
   XWA-TC Battle 16 - The History of the ISD Relentless
   XWA-TC Battle 17 - Secrets and Lies: The Exile
   XWA-TC Battle 18 - Immortalized
   XWA-TC Battle 19 - Evaluation of the ISD Vanguard
   XWA-TC Battle 21 - Ast's Story
   XWA-TC Battle 22 - The Career of Adrenaline
   XWA-TC Battle 26 - Experimental Tie Evaluation
   XWA-TC Battle 27 - Battle of Corellia
   XWA-TC Battle 33 - Operation Sector Cleanup
   XWA-FCHG Battle 1 - Race Through Time
   XWA-FCHG Battle 2 - The Forgotten Legacy

Competitions (interesting!)

Keptin on the Bridge

Held by: CPT Keiran Laserlight
Deadline: 19th December 2003 
Rules: My promotion party. each of the Vortex pilots can duel myself once a week for an MP match. If he wins he'll get the prize. Only one match for the competition is allowed once a week (for each competitior). Let's see who's the better pilot!
You can win:
 IS-BW for each competition win against me. Four to get in four weeks of competition.


Lowscore Hunt

Held by: CPT Keiran Laserlight
Deadline: Until first submission is received 
Rules: A little funny competition for lazy pilots. You get the XvT-FREE 123. Fly the mission to get the lowest score possible (0 [zero] doesn't count!!!). The lowest score wins the medal. Another great thing about that one - you fly in Diamondback squadron here - make their patrol a hell!
You can win:
 IS-BW for the worst but completed submission. ZERO doesn't count - don't fly with Unlimited waves!


Grey Wolf Top Gun Competition

Held by: VA Khameir Sarin, CM Apophis Kuma
Deadline:
Round
6 ended on 25th November 2003. The results weren't posted yet. 
Rules: The competition is going to show which Grey Mutt is the best SP player. Each week we participate in one round of the competition.  Round 6 assigment
is  XvT-FREE Battle #72 - Dogs Of War.
You can win:
 IS-SW for the best mission score EACH week, IS-BW for the second place.
The best score is awarded with 10 points,
The second score is awarded with 6 points,
Third place means 3 points for the submitter.
Each week submission is awarded with 1 point.
The pilot who will have the most points after all 8 rounds wins the Grey Wolf Top Gun title.

Fly Like Hell

Held by: CPT Keiran Laserlight
Deadline: 1st October 2004 (monthly event) 
Rules: Standard FCHG race rules. Who earns the most FCHG points in a month wins the prize.
You can win:
 IS-BW for the most FCHG points earned each month.
Easter Egg Hunt

Held by: MAJ Vladet Xavier
Deadline: 31th December 2003 (weekly event)
Rules: Find a bug in the Vladet's WSR. Mail him with the bug. Do it faster then everybody else. 
You can win: IS-BR for the fastest hunter each week.



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ASF
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Held by: Somebody chosen by FA Cyric (AD Darskaber)
Deadline: Weekly events held each Sunday night just after IRC TIE Corps meeting (about 22:45 CET) and ASF meeting (after TC one)
Rules: Answer 10 (ASF - 20) questions faster than everybody else. It's easy.
You can win: IS-BR for answering the most questions (IS-SR and IS-BR in ASF)

Wolfpacks Recruitment Competition III

Held by: LC Gilad Pelleaeon
Deadline:
7th December 2003
Rules: Recruit some new (or old) members to the Wing XIII. 
You can win: IS-SR for the Top Recruiter IS-BR for the runner up


Vortexian recruitment competition

Held by: CPT Keiran Laserlight
Deadline: 1st January 2004
Rules: Recruit new member to the squadron. From RSV or from Daedalus. The competition is on hold now of course - no oportunity to bring a person to Vortex ;)
You can win: IS-BR for each member recruited.


"How long will Gilad last?" Competition

Held by: MAJ Choosh
Deadline: 4th February 2004
Rules: Place a bet: What day you think our Wing Commander will step down from the spot!
You can win: IS-BR for the closest shoot. If Gilad passes the 4th Feb he'll get the medal.



Sarin's caption cmpetition 

Held by: VA Khameir Sarin
Deadline: not known
Rules: enter the link: http://www.eotf.net/growl.jpg and give three a funny or a serious quote.
You can win:
I  know nothing about the medal awards here

Vortex CMDR's EH site of the week:


This week favourite is :

EH Census

http://cosmic.nailed.org/census

A series of easy questions which are going to help with getting our own Emperor's Hammer much more better. All made by ex Wing XIIIer - VA Matir.
 

CMDR's Final Notes

The time is near! Hmm... The newest gossip says that the SC will be in Februaly.. Interesting... It will give us more time (I would be left for about half a month in January). OH I am sooo sleepy.... Have fun playing games this week. 
 

I am really sorry for all grammar, language, stylistic, letter etc. mistakes.


"Run and you will only die tired!"


<SALUTE>

Captain Keiran Laserlight
Vortex Squadron's Commanding Officer
Wing Commander's Own
TIE Corps Commander's Own

CMDR/
CPT Keiran Laserlight/Vortex/Wing XIII/ISD Grey Wolf
BSx2/PCx4/ISM/MoI-BC/IS-3BW-8BR-2SW-9SR/LoC-CSx2-Rx1/COB
[GLDR]
{IWATS-AIM-CBX-ICQ-IIC/1-LIN-M/1/2-SM/3-TT}

Wing Commander's Own 
Vortex Squadron - October 2003
Crusader Squadron - June 2003

Commodore's Protector
ISD Grey Wolf - August 2003
ISD Grey Wolf - September 2003

TIE Corps Commander's Own
Wing XIII - November 2003

Acolyte Keiran Laserlight
BTM/ACO Keiran Laserlight/Stingray/Tridens/Tarentum
BN/CR-1Ax3
{SA}

"Good looking officer is a good officer"

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