TARTARUS SQUADRON
WEEKLY SQUADRON REPORT
12.12.2003
CMDR/LC DarkC

Salute
Well guys, I had a very busy week at work, so I’m writing this report in a hurry. Still I hope I won’t forget anything important and I hope you’ll enjoy reading it:P

COMMANDER’S OFFICE
Finally this week, I managed to get in touch with every pilot in this squadron.
Except for Ardan who is still sick, the rest of them seem to be fine….just busy,or preparing for Christmas.
Which reminds me…please let me know which of you will be available during 20.12.2003 – 05.01.2004 and is willing to test his skills as A-CMDR. I will have a short holiday from work, so I won’t have permanent internet acces. That means that I’ll still be in touch as often as I can, from home….but probably not often enough to be able to write a good weekly report. So please think about this and let me know as soon as possible. Otherwise you’ll give me no choice but to name one myself:P
Since the Xmas is coming soon, I know all of you will take a short break, which is ok as long as you keep in touch….but we’ll talk more about this next week.
I also have a great news for you….we’ll probably have a full roster again soon:)
Considerring the fact that it was a quiet week, I think this would be about all for now.


NEWS
1. With Apophis gone for the Intreprid (which i really don’t like to comment), the Grey Wolf is down to 60 pilots. So go on and keep recruiting!
2. VA Sarin’s Caption Comp’s first week closed with Kelh the winner, even though Joey still thinks his was better:P
3. Choosh got a TA-class SS . Congratulations! And congratulations to all who received medals for november.
4. ASF Map has now been released, check it aut on ASF Message Board.
5. Monks claim that they’re not up to anything, even though you think they are, which makes their job easier…lol….Argg…i forgot, i’m a monk too:P
6. Call to Chaos still not released which is rather strange and annoying:P
7. Things seem to get pretty rough in Iraq where Sarin is located:( Please take care Matt…in three days you’ll be back in States!
8. Supremacy Competition was moved to February.



Squadron status
We’re now at 11 pilots and 55 citations.
I want a full roster again and…I want us to get 100 citations!:P
Exactly…lol…as ussual I’m never pleased and I always ask for more:P

Scoreboard

FCHG TRAIN
[1948] COL Wes Janson[1572] LC DarkC[0819] COL Woobee [0552] CPT Leslaw[0542] LT Miackus [0505] CM Jamiek[0538] COL Zippy Hawk[+6][0520] CPT Maiko Spince[0027] LT Jon Ardan[0000] LCM Reelo Antaan[0000] SL BlackMule
Squadron total = 7114 Squadron average = 646,72

COMBAT RATINGS
[0208] COL Wes Janson [0069] COL Zippy Hawk[0079] COL Woobee[0023] CPT Maiko Spince[0013] LT Miackus [0002] CPT Leslaw[0000] LC DarkC[0000] CM Jamiek[0000] LT Jon Ardan[0000] LCM Reelo Antaan[0000] SL BlackMule
Squadron total = 395 Squadron average = 35,90

(1 point for every mission flown; 1 point for every Legion of Combat earned; 1 point for every Iron Star with Bronze Wings earned; 2 points for every mission high score; 2 points x # of missions in the battle for every battle high score; 3 points for every Iron Star with Silver Wings earned; 5 points for every Iron Star with Gold Wings earned; 10 points for every Iron Star with Platinum Wings earned) (1 point for every Legion of Combat earned; 5 points for every Distinguished Flying Cross earned)


Medals
None this week.

Transfers
None.




Competitions
"How long will Gilad last?" Competition
Held by: MAJ Choosh
Deadline: 4th February 2004
Rules: Place a bet: What day you think our Wing Commander will step down from the spot!
You can win: IS-BR for the closest shoot. If Gilad passes the 4th Feb he'll get the medal.

TIE Corps on-line trivia on #tiecorps
Held by: Somebody chosen by FA Cyric
Deadline: Weekly event held each Sunday night just after IRC TIE Corps meeting (about 22:45 CET)
Rules: Answer 10 questions faster than everybody else. It's easy.
You can win: IS-BR for answering the most questions.

Easter Egg Hunt
Held by: MAJ Vladet Xavier
Deadline: 31th December 2003
Rules: Find a bug in the Vladet's WSR. Mail him with the bug. Do it faster then everybody else.
You can win: IS-BR for the fastest hunter each week.



Wolfpack Iron Star Competitions:

FCHG Comp- For the pilot who gains the most FCHG Points in a month
CR Comp- For the pilot who gains the most CR Points in a month
Wolfpack Ace- For the pilot who earn the most Pilot of the Week awards
Trivia Comp- For the pilot who answers the most Trivia questions in a
month
Graphics Comp- For the pilot who submits the best graphics in a month
Beat the COM- For the pilot who beats the COM in head-to-head MP

Sarin's caption competition

Held by: LC Gilad Pelleaeon
Deadline: 31st December 2003
Rules: Enter the link http://www.eotf.net/crawford.jpg given by our WC and think of a funny or a serious quote for it. Each week we play we can win medals.
You can win: IS-SR for the winner, IS-BR for the second

Phoenix Flight 3 Nick/Motto Comp

Held by: MAJ Choosh
Deadline: Passed.. Until results ar posted you can still submit.
Rules: Make a new Motto and Nickname for Phoenix Flight 3.
You can win: IS-BR for the winner

Chronicles characters Competition

Held by: COL Nightmare
Deadline: 31st December 2003
Rules: Make a GFX of yourself for the needs of ASF Chronicles. The Southpark like character designs can be viewed at the Chronicles site ( www.chronicles.minos.net ). best submission wins (of course) . Use flash if you can.
You can win: IS-SR To the best submissions, IS-BR to the 2nd best submission, IS-BR to the most Quality submissions

Best Star Wars/Emperor's Hammer Jokes

Held by: VA Jacob van Novak
Deadline: 2nd January 2004
Rules: Send the best SW jokes, EH jokes you have. Make sure its funny and not hateful.
http://www.emperorshammer.net/reports/report.asp?reportid=12468&staffid=65 for more details.
You can win: 1st gets IS-GR, the second is awarded IS-SR, for the third there is still IS-BR



SQUADRON ACTIVITY
It seems Xmas is comming..lol

LC DarkC: Ussual CMDR stuff,irc and lots of emails.
SL BlackMule: E-mail contact
CM Jamiek : IRC contact.
LT Miackus: IRC contact.
LT Jon Ardan: Irc contact. Unfortunatelly he’s sick :(
CPT Leslaw: E-mail and irc contact.
COL Wes Janson : Irc contact.
CM Maiko Spince : E-mail contact
COL Woobee : E-mail contact
LT Reelo Antaan : Phone contact.
COL Zippy Hawk : Again Hawkie is the only active pilot this week:P
He flew XWA-CAB #4.


TARTARUS ROSTER

FLIGHT I
1. LC DarkC (#6265)
2 SL BlackMule ( #3185)
3. CM Jamiek (#5502)
4. LT Miackus ( # 4157)
FLIGHT II
1. LT Jon Ardan (#9884)
2. CPT Leslaw (#3205)
3. COL Wes Janson (#5356)
4. TBA
FLIGHT III
1. CPT Maiko Spince (#7114)
2. COL Woobee (#1316)
3. LT Reelo Antaan (#10541)
4. COL Zippy Hawk (#3131)

Total: 11

Squadron Citations (55):
TIE-TC Battle 1 - Capture of Zaarin
TIE-TC Battle 2 - Strike at Calamari
TIE-TC Battle 3 - New Dimensions
TIE-TC Battle 4 - Recapture Zaarins Technology
TIE-TC Battle 5 - Pirate Uprising
TIE-TC Battle 6 - Destruction
TIE-TC Battle 7 - Betrayal
TIE-TC Battle 8 - Strike Against the Pirates
TIE-TC Battle 9 - Tracking the Defectors
TIE-TC Battle 10 - Battle for the DeathStar
TIE-TC Battle 11 - Renegade Battle
TIE-TC Battle 12 - Jedi Hunt
TIE-TC Battle 13 - Finding the Lakul
TIE-TC Battle 14 - Vader Takes Command
TIE-TC Battle 16 - Dacian Downfall
TIE-TC Battle 17 - Zaarins Missile Boats
TIE-TC Battle 18 - Interception
TIE-TC Battle 19 - The Tethys Honeymoon
TIE-TC Battle 23 - Daedalus
TIE-TC Battle 26 - The Dark Troopers
TIE-TC Battle 29 - Communications Wars
TIE-TC Battle 30 - Save the Emperors Archives
TIE-TC Battle 31 - Hidden Agenda
TIE-TC Battle 32 - Assassinate the Fleet Commander?
TIE-TC Battle 33 - Strike at Incom
TIE-TC Battle 44 - Military Complex Operation
TIE-TC Battle 133 - Punishment Tour
XvT-TC Battle 1 - The Verpine Encounter
XvT-TC Battle 2 - Capture of a Murderer
XvT-TC Battle 3 - Preparing for Battle
XvT-TC Battle 4 - Encounter with the Black Sun
XvT-TC Battle 5 - Phoenix Saga
XvT-TC Battle 6 - Wolf Pack Aggression
XvT-TC Battle 7 - The Resupply
XvT-TC Battle 9 - The Black Sun Incident
XvT-TC Battle 10 - Abduction of VA Priyum
XvT-TC Battle 14 - Orion Base Crisis
XvT-IW Battle 1 - Hunt for Fleet #18
XvT-IW Battle 2 - The Miranda Passage
XvT-IW Battle 3 - Dar'Telis Expansion: Exterminate the Mechanoids
XWA-TC Battle 1 - Avenger Encounter
XWA-TC Battle 2 - First Contact
XWA-TC Battle 3 - The Darkon Mystery
XWA-TC Battle 4 - Privateer
XWA-TC Battle 5 - Show of Force
XWA-TC Battle 6 - Enemy Defector
XWA-TC Battle 7 - Assault on Chimera
XWA-TC Battle 8 - Hammer to Anvil
XWA-TC Battle 9 - Defection of Kusanagi
XWA-TC Battle 11 - Heroes of the Immortal
XWA-TC Battle 12 - Imperium Deception
XWA-TC Battle 13 - Hammer to Anvil Part II
XWA-TC Battle 14 - The History of the ISD Immortal
XWA-IW Battle 1 - Abyssi Ianua - Gates to Hell
XWA-IW Battle 3 - Rion's Shadow Campaign: Seeds of Corruption

Contact informations
E-mail us with any comments you may have!

ASFBGCOM/ AD Darksaber – darksaber@ehnet.org
GWCOM/ VA Khameir Sarin – khameir_sarin@yahoo.com
WCXIII/ LC Gilad – thrawn@kc.rr.com
Tartarus CMDR/ LC DarkC – sweetchrissyro@yahoo.com
Tartarus XO/ COL Woobee – woobee@tpg.com.au

Fiction
Arrival aboard Grey Wolf
A story written by COL Hawk and LC DarkC

“This is GreyWolf Control to Xwing Spider you are clear to land, Welcome aboard Sir.”
Rolling his Xwing Up into the hanger he cut his throttle and switched to the repulsor’s and gliding his ship towards the deck rating waving him in with landing lights.
Flicking his landing gear out he touched down upon the deck of the hanger and ran through his after flight checks “seems nice enough none those crazy monks I keep hearing about for Intel and seems clean and pleasant” He thought to himself as he unbucklet his helmet and release the canopy.

Pulling him self out of his cockpit he noticed three engineer ratings pull along side his Xwing in utlitie vehicle and hop off it. “Sir nice little ship you got here we just going have to check her over then we refuel her and then move her out of the way of the combat fighters Sir” said pop belly chief rating,
Dropping the last foot to the deck Hawk move to storage hold and unclipped it removing his gear, “Chief I think you’re find this is a combat fighter after you check her over and if that is the case il rather you leave her where she is.” Hawk grunted as he lifted his gear over his shoulder.
“Well Sir this isn’t on the wings fighter profile Sir il have try and clear it with the Deck Officer Sir” Said the rating as he tried pull him self on one of the S-foils.
Walking away from the Fighter Hawk straighten his holster and hitched his gear higher on his shoulder “Don’t worry Chief il have a word with the Deck Officer just treat her well, that keep me pleased”, Hawk shouted as he walked towards the Deck Officer office.

Waiting at the hanger turbo lifts Colonel Chrissy also known as DarkC stood with her XO Lt Commander Jon Ardan watching the bustling Hanger as two figures in the distance seem to be in heated discussion,
“Chrissy I think that him over there that fellow arguing with the deck officer” whisper Ardan in Chrissy ear.
Watching the man grab the deck officer clip board and toss it across the hanger she smiled, “Im pretty sure you’re right Ardan no doubt that his fighter over there in the corner” she said pointing to the Xwing with rating crawling all over it.
Rubbing his chin Ardan watched as the man walked to clip board and scribbled on it, “Think we should go over there and offer our help?”
“No I think he got completely under control,” she giggled as the man thrust the clipboard into the Deck Officer chest while he raised his voice.

“See Its on you’re forsaken list now man, so I have to it that you wont move my fighter out of its berth now and if I see its been moved I will have no problems with coming down here and throwing you through the maglock into that blackness out there” he said pointing towards the open space through the hanger.
Flashing his eyes back towards the hanger door the Deck Officer took a step back and put his clipboard behind his back, “Yes Colonel what ever you said” he said as he mutter “Admiral will hear of this”.
Taking one last glare at the Deck Officer Hawk hitched his gear back on his shoulder and headed towards the turbo lifts.

As she saw him aproaching, Chrissy started smiling evily and said
“I think this guy needs a small lesson…for the next 5 minutes, you are the CMDR , Ardan!:)” and she took two steps back.
“What??” asked Ardan
“Do what I told you and we’ll have some fun. Trust me!:P”

“I am COL Hawk reporting to duty. I was assigned to this squadron so here I am Sir!”
While saying this, he couldn’t take his eyes off the woman he saw in the dark.
He even started to smile and said:
“I have a feeling I will enjoy serving here, I see you have some nice ladies around:P Would you be so kind to introduce us Sir?”
Chrissy steped forward as Ardan tried to be serious, which wasn’t easy, so he bited his lower lip to avoid laughing and said:
“Sure, it would be my pleasure :P
Meet LC DarkC! This nice lady as you said, is our CMDR” and he started laughing as he saw the look on Hawk’s face.
“COL Hawk, welcome to Tartarus! Yes, I am from now on your CMDR” said Chrissy smiling.
“Hmm…you have quite a record colonel and I saw you already had some problems down there…well, let me tell you that here you’ll only do what I say. This might be a problem in the beginning, but you’ll get used to it:P
And the first thing I tell you to do is call me Chrissy as everyone else does.” She winked and started laughing as Hawkie was totally confused.
“We’ll talk about your attitude in the hangar later…now let me introduce you to the squadron:)”



POETRY CORNER

GREY WOLF PRIDE
By MAJ DarkC

We are the best because we are together,
The best pilots make the Grey Wolf feared galaxy wide
We don’t give up and we’ll fight forever
And never loose the Grey Wolf pride.

We’re made to be winners and we fear no enemy
When we show up they all just run away and hide
And this is just the way it’s meant to be
‘Cause no one can defeat the Grey Wolf pride.

We’re strong, we’re tough, We are best friends
We’re ready to give our all to beat the other side
‘Cause you have to remember: when a competition ends
The only thing that’s left is Grey Wolf pride.

I love this ship because it is my home,
It’s hard to express this but I never lied,
But since I joined I’ve never felt alone
And the thing I treasure most is our Grey Wolf Pride!



LAST THOUGHTS
This is about all this week.
Please keep in touch and try to show up on irc more often, it would be a real pleasure to be able to talk to you more:P

Long live Tartarus!
Long live Grey Wolf!

“Never know what you’ve got till is gone…”

Respectfully submitted,
CMDR/LC DarkC/Tartarus.