<`Messiah`> girls that play instruments are way sexier then girls who can use a computer
<`Messiah`> i don't need somebody that is radatied by a computer monitor

NEWS

Alllllllrighty then. A decent week… again. You guys rock.

We got Corax! Welcome welcome welcome!!! We hope he finds a good time in the hallowed yet oddly-smelling halls of Scorpion! The smell is just lingering from all the old guys that rotted away.

Scorpion was officially declared the VAN squad of the month for last month!!!! We now officially rock… and we also now have a title to defend. Keep it up, kiddies, and don’t hesitate to brag a bit in your ID lines… Plus, we keep being squad of the week, and Dengar has been pilot of the week for a while!!!! Great job him and us!

Not much was happening this week but we got some medals and our MB is being nearly OVERused… which is the greatest thing this side of Weed, CA. (That made no sense. Don’t worry about it.)

Nighty has new comps… below are details.

Blah blah blah. Any fiction? Send it to me and to the new EH library! (ehlibrary.minos.net) And send any graphical stuff to Sicky for a nearly free medal! Details also below in Comps section.

Alec Qarni's Game of the Week: Tak and the Power of Juju (Nickelodeon/Bunch of others [GCN])
CD of the Week: Nu-Clear- 4play

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XO’s CORNER!

Report #2! [Edited by AQ]
<Salute>

Greetings! This week we got a new and hot guy here. His name is Corax! Welcome to Scorpion Squadron. We got some medals for the comps and activities, grats to Alec and Dengar! Because of closing holidays, we have in plans some more, wacky Christmas competitions. Look on our MB. That's all I think. Have a nice week Scorpions!

Your XO
LT Anaba

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ACTIVITY

1-1: MAJ Alec Qarni: TIE TC 44, received IS-BW, IRC, MBs, E-mails, PROFly stuff, CMDRly stuff…
1-2: CPT Vladimir Corax: Joined the squad, Email.
1-3: N/A
1-4: N/A

2-1: LT Anaba: XWA TC 2, received IS-SR, E-mail, IRC, MBs, XO duties.
2-2: LCM Victor Kage: AIM IWATS(retake), recruited Corax (awesome work), Mucho MBs! The Victster is BACK! Glad to have you on my side, Liam }:c)
2-3: N/A
2-4: N/A

3-1: LC Dengar March: XvT TC 59-61, 64, received IS-SW email, IRC! Great week!
3-2: LC Strahd: MBs
3-3: N/A
3-4: N/A

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ORDERS

1: Deal with Real. (Yay corniness!) Real life is where it's at, and nothing in the TC can supersede it, so remember that this is all fun… not an obligation.

2: Fly! Please find some time, whatever you’re doing, to just fly a battle here and there, or hang around in #ehcoc and try to get a game or something.

3: Do other stuff! Anything and everything to better Scorpion or the EH as a whole is happy.

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COMPETITIONS
Beat the WC at MP: The person that beats Nighty the most at MP will win an IS-SW and the person that loses to him the most will win an IS-BW. This competition is open to all members of the Wing as well as all ASF Flag officers, which means that even Sicky can participate…

FCHG RACE: He who gains the most FCHG points in the month wins IS-SW, 2nd most gets an IS-BW

CR RACE: participation = 1 pts, loss = 3 pts, win = 5 pts, DFC = 10 pts. He who gets the most points gets an IS-SW runner up gets BW

IWATS Comp: he who does the most IWATS courses wins an IS-SR... 2nd most IS-BR

Recruitment Comp: recruit the most people from the reserves or Daedalus and win! IS-SR or IS-BR...
NEW COMPS:
Competition Name/Title: Character Creation Comp
Submitted by: WC-MAG/COL Nightmare/Wing XV/ISD Vanguard
Start Date (mm/dd/yy): 12/1/2003
End Date (mm/dd/yy): 12/31/2003
Parties Involved: ASF
Missions/Battles Used: None
Medals to be Awarded: IS-SR To the best submissions, IS-BR to the 2nd best
submission, IS-BR to the most Quality submissions
Miscellaneous Information: Creat EH South Park style Characters for use in
the ASF Chronicles and submit them to COL Nightmare. 2 Best submissions and
most submissions get awards. NOTE: If you can make your character in Flash
and submit it in .fla format. Also, remember to zip all submissions!

Competition Name/Title: Vanguard X-mas Trivia
Submitted by: WC-MAG/COL Nightmare/Wing XV/ISD Vanguard
Start Date (mm/dd/yy): 12/1/2003
End Date (mm/dd/yy): 12/25/2003
Parties Involved: ISD Vanguard (COM too)
Missions/Battles Used: None
Medals to be Awarded: IS-SR, IS-BR & IS-BR. IS-SR to the person with the
most correct answers in the shortest amount of time, IS-BR to the person
with the 2nd most correct answers in the shortest amount of time, IS-BR to
the person with the most original/funny answers.
Miscellaneous Information: Each week before the 25th of December I will put
5 TC/EH/SW related Trivia questions in my Wing Reports. Participants are to
submit the most correct answers in the shortest amount of time or the
funniest/most original answers.

Competition Name/Title: X-mas Image Caption Comp
Submitted by: WC-MAG/COL Nightmare/Wing XV/ISD Vanguard
Start Date (mm/dd/yy): 12/1/2003
End Date (mm/dd/yy): 12/25/2003
Parties Involved: ISD Vanguard (COM too)
Missions/Battles Used: None
Medals to be Awarded: IS-BR Each week
Miscellaneous Information: Each week I will put 1 image in my report, the
goal will be to make the most original/amusing/funny caption. Answers are to
be in on Saturday morning 10AM EST. I will display the top 3 in my report
and announce the winner then as well. Weekly winner gets an IS-BR

Images are located at:
http://www.minos.net/~nightmare/WING/img3.jpg
http://www.minos.net/~nightmare/WING/img4.jpg
but they will only be uploaded tomorrow... sorry for the delay...
Competition Name/Title Anti High Scores Comp #3
Submitted by: WC-MAG/COL Nightmare/Wing XV/ISD Vanguard
Start Date (mm/dd/yy) 12/10/2003
End Date (mm/dd/yy) 12/25/2003
Parties Involved ISD Vanguard (COM Too)
Missions/Battles Used TIE-TC 1
Medals to be Awarded IS-SW for first place IS-BW for the runner up
Miscellaneous Information Pilots are to fly the battle, winner will be the pilot who has a score closest to 0. Runner up will be the second closest. If 3 or more pilots tie for 1st place then the 1st place medals will be downgraded to BW.

Competition Name/Title Anti High Scores Comp #4
Submitted by: WC-MAG/COL Nightmare/Wing XV/ISD Vanguard
Start Date (mm/dd/yy) 12/10/2003
End Date (mm/dd/yy) 12/25/2003
Parties Involved ISD Vanguard (COM too)
Missions/Battles Used XWA-TC 1
Medals to be Awarded IS-SW to 1st place. IS-BW to runner up
Miscellaneous Information Pilots are to fly the battle, winner will be the pilot who has a score closest to 0. Runner up will be the second closest. If 3 or more pilots tie for 1st place then the 1st place medals will be downgraded to BW.
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FCHG

Gladiator [GLDR] (1000 points)
· [1256] LC Dengar March (+24)
· [1226] MAJ Alec Qarni (+6)
· [1219] LC Strahd (+0)
Knight [KNGT] (250 points)
· [252] LCM Victor Kage (+0)
Gallant [GALL] (200 points)
· [234] CPT Vladimir Corax (+0)
Lancer [LNCR] (25 points)
· [35] LT Anaba (+0)

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COMBAT RATINGS
Top Ace 1st (400 points)
· [419] LC Strahd (+0)
Top Ace 3rd (300 points)
· [302] MAJ Alec Qarni (+0)
Marksman 4th (10 points)
· [13] LC Dengar March (+0)
Trainee (1 point)
· [3] LCM Victor Kage (+0)
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Woohoo you’re awesome!!! Now go enter all those comps. Every single one.

</SlautE>
^Scorpion-style salute

MAJ Alec Qarni
The Scorpion King
AIM PROF (Take it, foo'!)
PIN 7191