<Ricaud> Wahey!
<Alec|WSR> yahweh!
<Alec|WSR> wahoooo
<Alec|WSR> or.... yahoos?
<Alec|WSR> Lycos.
<Alec|WSR> Alta Vista................ Buena Vista Elementary, my dear Watson and Crick and Koch!!!!!
<Alec|WSR> so, Koch.... Koch................. boo. I'm so useless.... uhmmmmmm.... Koch...erel. cockerel. cockerelentless!!!! less fat, same great taster's choice to do what she wants with her body snatchers!!!
<Alec|WSR> snatch starring Brad Pittfall
* Ricaud slips Alec some ketamine.

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NEWS

So another week of awesomeness. And by “awesomeness” I mean “not-all-that-awesomeness.” At least in terms of the squad… all four of us. And by “us” I mean “not Steel” cause he really should be gone too. So me and Strahd and hopefully Victor…

And nobody else cause the FO hates the Van and gives us like 3 CTs a month and THEY all go to Wasp. Boo! So anyway, how about them Jets? Well… maybe I’m just skirting the issue, but it looks like our squad is rather, well…. Totally non-existent. I haven’t even done anything forever. But I plan to…. This weekend there is an XWA WoW, so fly!!!!!!!! Please? Pleeeeeeeeeeeease?

Alec Qarni's Game of the Week: Super Smash Brothers (Nintendo/HAL)
CD of the Week: System of a Down- Toxicity
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XO’s CORNER!

No XO= No report.

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ACTIVITY

1-1: MAJ Alec Qarni: Uhmmmmm WHAT’s THAT?!?!!? *Flee*!! IRC, MBs, E-mails, PROFly stuff…
1-2: N/A
1-3: LC Strahd: Iiiiiii dunno…
1-4: N/A

2-1: N/A
2-2: LCM Victor Kage: Blah blah blah…
2-3: LT Steel: No contact… LIVE! or DIE!
2-4: N/A

3-1: N/A
3-2: Newly N/A
3-3: N/A
3-4: See 3-3

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ORDERS

1: Deal with Real. (Yay corniness!) Real life is where it's at, and nothing in the TC can supersede it, so remember that this is all fun… not an obligation.

2: Fly! Please find some time, whatever you’re doing, to just fly a battle here and there, or hang around in #ehcoc and try to get a game or something. WoW will be on for a week… and everyone loves Xvt>>. Play!!!!

3: Do other stuff! Anything and everything to better Scorpion or the EH as a whole is happy.

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COMPETITIONS

Beat the WC at MP: The person that beats Nighty the most at MP will win an IS-SW and the person that loses to him the most will win an IS-BW. This competition is open to all members of the Wing as well as all ASF Flag officers, which means that even Sicky can participate…

FCHG RACE: He who gains the most FCHG points in the month wins IS-SW, 2nd most gets an IS-BW

CR RACE: participation = 1 pts, loss = 3 pts, win = 5 pts, DFC = 10 pts. he who gets the most points gets an IS-SW runner up gets BW

IWATS Comp: he who does the most IWATS courses wins an IS-SR... 2nd most IS-BR

Recruitment Comp: recruit the most ppl from the reserves or Daedalus and win! IS-SR or IS-BR...

Competition Name/Title: Anti High Scores Comp #2
Start Date (mm/dd/yy): 9/21/2003
End Date (mm/dd/yy): 10/31/2003
Parties Involved: Wing XV
Missions/Battles Used: TIE-TC Battle #24
Medals to be Awarded: IS-SW to the closest pilot IS-BW to the 2nd closest pilot
Miscellaneous Information: Unlike high scores comps, the goal of this comp is the try to reach a predetermined score instead of the top score, this should make it a little harder to get the object score... The scores for this battle are as followes:
M1: 10,000
M2: 10,000
M3: 10,000
M4: 10,000
Battle Total: 40,000

Closest pilot to these scores will win...

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Competition Name/Title: Anti High Scores Comp #1
Start Date (mm/dd/yy): 9/21/2003
End Date (mm/dd/yy): 10/31/2003
Parties Involved: Wing XV
Missions/Battles Used: XWA-TC Battle #25
Medals to be Awarded: IS-SW to the closest pilot IS-BR to the 2nd closest
Miscellaneous Information: Unlike high scores comps, the goal of this comp is the try to reach a predetermined score instead of the top score, this should make it a little harder to get the object score... The scores for this battle are as followes:
M1: 2,000
M2: 2,000
M3: 2,000
M4: 2,000
Battle Total: 8,000
Closest pilot to these scores will win...


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FCHG

Gladiator [GLDR] (1000 points)
· [1219] LC Strahd (+0)
· [1203] MAJ Alec Qarni (+0)
Knight [KNGT] (250 points)
· [252] LCM Victor Kage (+0)
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COMBAT RATINGS
Top Ace 1st (400 points)
· [419] LC Strahd (+0)
Top Ace 4th (250 points)
· [278] MAJ Alec Qarni (+0)
Trainee (1 point)
· [3] LCM Victor Kage (+0)
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Well boo. If we don’t do something drastic soon we could be the first squad shut down on the Van since…. Well…. Scorpion, back in the day!

</SlautE>
^Scorpion-style salute

MAJ Alec Qarni
The Scorpion King
AIM PROF (Take it, foo'!)
PIN 7191