Crusader Report # 26 (2003-11-21)

This report was submitted by MAJ Vladet Xavier


Crusader Weekly Squadron Sarcasm

Weekly Squadron Sarcasm

This is MAJ Vladet Xavier reporting in for Crusader Squadron on November 21st, 2003

Go download "Silver Bells" by Frank Sinatra, Louis Armstrong, and Bing Crosby. You won't regret this!

From the Commander's Office

Lieutenant Colonel Thorn may be returning, or he may not be. Apparantly the Fleet Medical Corps is a far more interesting subgroup. Yes, I'm in it, but they don't have me do anything. Started off as a joke, believe it or not.

I snagged a Bronze Star of the Empire (BS) for just being a High Monk of the Grey Wolf Secret Order of Monks. How about that, eh?

Be on the lookout for easter eggs!

Speaking of easter eggs, we got a new comp for all of Wing XIII. You may have noticed I have some things hidden in my WSRs (secret/hidden links to pictures, etc). First pilot in the Wing to discover and e-mail me the easter egg recieves an IS-BR.

Alrighty, we have tons of comps going on. First is the FCHG Train, which is basically a bonus IS-BW for the biggest FCHG gainer each month. Then we have Back to School comp. We're lacking IWATS completions I see, so the person who completes the most each month snags an IS-BR. And don't forget that the Recruiting Comp is still going on. Each pilot you bring into the squadron gets you an IS-BR, plus assorted Wing/Ship stuff.

Check out the Squadron Website for updated news, and stupid little things here and there that are somewhat funny and hilarious. Do it. Now. Yeah, just click the link. Shut up and do it.

Wolfpack News

Largest ship in the fleet! Fifty-eight pilots!

According to the ASF Fight Club topic (on the ASF messageboard), the Grey Wolf personnel are well liked, while no one likes Gidda. He got steamrollered by our own Captain Joey C.

Top Gun is going on. Do it if you must.

Check out Sarin's reports for details on the Grey Wolf Monthly Iron Star comps. Iron Stars are being given out for Recruiting, Fiction, Graphics, etc. Something for everyone!

Recruit pilots, will you? Good ones.

Fleet News

Someone got Command Attache` for TAC (CA:TAC). I don't think he's Polish, so to say I'm shocked is an understatement. It was the TCC:TIE guy, so that spot is open. Bonus points to ya if you are Polish (and have crappy grammar).

Don't piss off Cadets on the PLT Daedalus ... we're not the ISD Relentless.

Numerous CMDR spots open. They all suck though.

Gold Tug Awards ... vote for something eh?

Read the news page about the precious EH Battle Launcher. Many details there that'll just facinate you. For you Windows 2000/XP users, you'll need to get a fix for your fix. I needed it, and now it works.

Just a reminder that multi-player comps are held 24/7 in #ehcoc on the Undernet. I'm sure you all know about that. Sure the Combat Operations Office has gone to hell, but that doesn't mean you can't enjoy a lovely match of of XvT or XWA!

Fleet news sucks, doesn't it?

Activity Report

CMDR-TCS/MAJ Vladet Xavier
11/17/03 - [XvT] Liberty Wars - 1 victory

-CMDR duties, posted on the boards, tons of IRC and e-mail contact.

FM/LCM ZuQ
-Is currently on extended leave.

FM/LCM Durakon Staely
-Is currently on leave.

FM/CPT Panaka
-In contact via e-mail.

FM/CM Repulsor
-In contact via e-mail.

FL/LCM Rem Somnos
-In contact via e-mail, and messageboards.

FM/LCM Lazyleesblood
-On extended leave.

FL/LCM Vance Blackguard
-In contact via IRC.

FM/LCM Artur Knight
-In contact via e-mail and messageboards.

Final (Whacked) Thoughts

I'm currently working on a battle for the Balance of Power (BoP) compendium. The title is "Tales of the GWSOoM: The History of Z-95 Trainer." It should be smashing good fun, as it pokes fun at various aspects of the TIE Corps/Emperor's Hammer. Oh, and GWSOoM 1: "Call to Chaos" should be released sooner or later, while GWSOoM 2 is in the works!

Remember people, as I have mentioned before: This is a multi-player ship and battlegroup. While flying multi-player is not mandatory (and I certainly won't make you do it), that is what we're here for. Plus, it's far more fun than single-player, especially when we have 2v2s and 3v3s. Trust me, it's a blast.

Squadron Citations Corner

Crusader Squadron currently has a whopping 7 citations. This is due to Artur returning from the Reserves, but I'm sure we'll gain a ton in SC:VI. Someone will be booted no doubt.

In service of the Emperor's Hammer!

Major Vladet Xavier
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