- [ PSI SQUADRON REPORT ] -

CMDR/CM Ras Kronar reporting in for Psi Squadron on Dec. 14th, 2003

Random Fact/Thought/Quote of the Week: Well they finally captured him and I must say that Saddam looks pretty docile with a big beard... Hmm... Santa?

LT Shayn D'Lorien is now officially the new FL of flight 2! Congrats and all that once more. Shayn also received an IS-BW for his participation in the Beer Cup, good work!

LCM Zeth Durron also received some medals from the Beer Cup.. Three IS-GWs! But they're still looking mighty lonely on his profile since they still haven't given him his medals back even though Cyric has given his ok. Anyways congrats once more Zeth, and go poke the OPS or something!

Zeth's pilot files since joining Psi has been re-BSFd and now we have our citations back, be sure to check out the "Psitations" to find out what to fly... and yes I do know how to spell citations.. It's a pun! *pokes Jon for questioning his mastery of the Engrish language*

Furthermore, as you might have noticed... I was bored enough this weekend to go and convert my reports to HTML. From now on they will be in HTML... Unless anyone has a problem with it.. then I can attach a txt version or something. No images are used so it shouldn't have to load or anything. I do have a problem with it though.. if there are any HTML wizkids out there... When I send it through the mail there's an extra uhh.. table... around the tds... It's the big grey box that all the other boxes are in... it's not supposed to be there, just a black background. It's weird cause I didn't program that outside box... it's something yahoo mail adds somehow.. But I can live with it if I can't fix it :)

Christmas is even closer! Ph34r! Luckily I've already goaded most of my family into buying the presents to the others for me.. I just pay them.. *phew* Anyways comps are still slow.. I dug up some comps in the CO reports.. but nothing with flying in it... this is quite boring... but then again it's christmas soon... I can't figure out whether to get something going or not.. I guess I'll wait 'till after the holidays. Maybe Stele has something planned. Anyways keep active!

Until next week, this is CM Ras Kronar saying: Watch your six... But if you can watch it with your front turned to the mirror.. Think about dieting.

- [ SQUADRON NEWS ] -

- LCM Zeth Durron was awarded an IS-GW for coming 1st in the TIE division of the Beer Cup for the Sov team

- LCM Zeth Durron was awarded an IS-GW for coming 1st in the XvT division of the Beer Cup for the Sov team

- LCM Zeth Durron was awarded an IS-GW for coming 1st in the XWA division of the Beer Cup for the Sov team

- LT Shayn D'Lorien was awarded an IS-BW for coming 3rd in the TIE division of the Beer Cup for the Sov team

- [ OTHER NEWS ] -

- COL Mini Minkus is the new WC of Wing IV

- COL Brian is the new CMDR of the elite Omega Squadron

- RA Sephiroth has stepped down as COM of the ISD Challenge, no applications are being taken

- The old Zip compendium can still be found at http://battles.tiecorps.net/old/

- [ COMPETITIONS ] -

1) Wing II Mission Voting Competition

Awaiting round 2... If it hasn't been put to rest :-P

2) SSSD Sovereign Killboard

http://www.imperialmight.org/killboard.html

3) MO's Joke Competition

Alright Kiddies its about that time again. Time for another one of your awesome Fleet wide compeitions from the Box of the MO himself! This one is for all of you to send in your Best Star Wars/Emperor's Hammer Jokes. Please keep it in good taste though, don't say anything you wouldn't want your mothers to hear 8-P, and make sure its funny and not hateful, don't want anybody crying do we? The funnier the Joke the better your chances. So go pull out you ol' Redneck Jedi jokes, and Emperor's Hammer Cracks on personnel. All submissions are to be sent to the Medical Officer no later than January 2nd, 2004 at MO@emperorshammer.org
You can send as many Jokes as you want!

Awards are as follows
1st = IS-GR
2nd = IS-SR
3rd = IS-BR

4) Give Mell a job!

EH Personnel are asked to write a (serious) Job Description of something that they think that the Imperial Sovereign Protector can do to help the fleet as a whole.

The winning description earns the creator an Iron Star - Gold Ribbon!!! (or SG Equivilent)

The Competition closes on New Years Eve so that the new job may begin from 2004. Please send all entries to AD Mell Kerrigan (mell@tiecorps.org)

5) SOTW Bonanza!

The IO has decided that every Site Of The Week (SOTW) webmaster until January 2nd will be awarded an IS-SR! So if you have a site or know of a good one, then go recommend it for SOTW: http://www.ehnet.org/sotw.php?a=suggest


- [ PSITATIONS ] -

Squadron Citations (8):
TIE-TC Battle 3 - New Dimensions
TIE-TC Battle 10 - Battle for the DeathStar
TIE-TC Battle 14 - Vader Takes Command
TIE-TC Battle 77 - Verpine Encounter, Part One
TIE-TC Battle 125 - Operation 'Silent Scream'
TIE-TC Battle 128 - Operation Yridia Alpha
TIE-TC Battle 131 - TIE Fighter Covert Missions
TIE-TC Battle 133 - Punishment Tour

Well I've re-BSFd all Zeths pilot files since he joined Psi and so we have our citations back now. Yay! :)

Furthermore I've flown 2 battles this week that should both get us a citation when they're BSFd *pokes Stele*

Fly just one of these battles for Psi to get a citation:

TIE-TC 1

2 pilots need to fly these battles:

TIE-TC 2
TIE-TC 12
TIE-TC 23
TIE-TC 24
TIE-TC 26
TIE-TC 30
TIE-TC 31
TIE-TC 32
TIE-TC 48
TIE-TC 78
TIE-TC 79
TIE-TC 108


- [ ACTIVITY REPORTS ] -

CMDR/CM Ras Kronar
- Completed TIE-TC #120, 211
- Converted his Squadron Reports to HTML
- CMDR Stuff

FM/CPT Psyko Prefect
- No activity

FM/COL Jon Doyle
- Mail, IRC, and MB activity

FL/LT Shayn D'Lorien
- Promoted to Flight 2 FL
- Awarded an IS-BW for 3rd place in the TIE division of the Beer Cup
- No Activity Report
- Mail, and IRC activity

FM/LT Willis
- No Activity

FM/LCM Luca Fett
- Mail Activity

FL/LCM Zeth Durron
- Awarded an IS-GW for 1st place in the TIE division of the Beer Cup
- Awarded an IS-GW for 1st place in the XvT division of the Beer Cup
- Awarded an IS-GW for 1st place in the XWA division of the Beer Cup
- Activity Report
- Mail, IRC, and MB activity

FM/COL Calzeo Inkwolf
- Mail activity

- [ SQUADRON ROSTER ] -

FLIGHT I - TIE ADVANCED
Nickname: Sandstorm
Motto: Always watch your six with us around
1) CM Ras Kronar (ras_kronar@yahoo.dk)
2) CPT Psyko Prefect (vicechiefm@hotmail.com)
3) COL Jon Doyle (Jon.Doyle@freenet.de)
4) TBA

FLIGHT II - TIE ADVANCED
Nickname: The Chick Magnets
Motto: Two Flight. More than enough said.
1) LT Shayn D'Lorien (smhealey@cox.net)
2) LT Willis (dwill0611@hotmail.com)
3) LCM Luca Fett (enriquef@viptel.com)
4) TBA

FLIGHT III - ASSAULT GUNBOAT
Nickname: The Emperor's Touch
Motto: If it's a sin to do what we love, then we welcome the punishment
1) LCM Zeth Durron (ml.cb2001@freenet.de)
2) TBA
3) TBA
4) COL Calzeo Inkwolf (inkwolf@earthlink.net)

- [ ID LINE ] -

Respectfully Submitted,

CMDR/CM Ras Kronar/Psi/Wing II/SSSD Sovereign
PCx3/ISMx4/MoT-1gh/IS-1BW-1BR-2SR-1GW-1GR-1PW/LoC-Rx4/CoL/CoB/OV-2E [PLDN]
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