Wraith Report # 12 (2004-01-02)

This report was submitted by CPT Andrijas


CMDR/CPT Andrijas reporting in for Wraith Squadron on 02.01.2004.


Squadron News/Wing XVIII News:

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//ANNOUNCEMENT: I'm on leave from 03.01.2004.-07.01.2004. ACTING CMDR WILL BE MATTI!//
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- Everyone should participate in the BGCOM’s Comps. Lots of medals to be won. Go to this website to sign up. http://bj.tiecorps.net/

- New Competitions are to be appointed

- Don't forget Big Bad Wing XVIII War! http://minos.net/~acey/comp/index.php?action=introduction

- For other competitions visit our website http://www.minos.net/~kain/index.php

- If you have any news you want posted please e-mail it to me by thursday of each week so I can get it into my report.

- our website : http://www.minos.net/~kain/index.php

- MBs are back online!

- ok,in January I'm going skiing...acting CMDR will be announced before that

- CPT FLELM IS ALIVE!!!! :)

- DT is on leave so wing competition results will be processed later on



HUMOR: Why Star Wars Is Better Than Titanic?


Titanic's big, but it doesn't have hyperdrive.

Star Wars has WAY cooler action figure potential.

Yoda could use the Force to lift Titanic out of the water.

Leia is a princess, a senator, a freedom fighter, and Jedimaterial; Rose is just marriage bait.

Ewoks throw better parties than either first class or steerage.

When flying towards the Titanic, Wedge can't say "Look at the size of that thing!" and really mean it.

It would be much scarier to get chased around the boat by a raving madman with a lightsaber as opposed to a handgun.

Titanic is egalitarian by portraying poor people as sympathetic characters. Star Wars is egalitarian by promoting bug-eyedamphibians to Admiral.

Said bug-eyed amphibious Admiral manages NOT to lose his ship.

We know Cal is the bad guy because he sneers at the poor and treats his fiancee like property. We know Darth Vader is the bad guy because he strangles people and blows up planets for fun.

Yeah, Leo can dance, but can he fly an X-wing?

Rose braves icy water to rescue her man. Leia braves Jabba the Hutt.

Two words: John Williams.

There are always enough escape pods in Star Wars.

Do you know what the Empire does to self-proclaimed "kings of the world"?

If Luke were handcuffed to a pipe below decks in a sinking ship, he would use the Force to get the key.

"I'd rather be his whore than your wife" just doesn't have the same sting as "I'd rather kiss a Wookie."

Han is frozen in carbonite and turned into a wall ornament. Leo simply freezes.

We knew the boat was gonna sink. But who could've anticipated "Luke... I am your father"?

Han Solo would've missed the dang iceberg!


Promotions/Medals: IS-BR to Slawter (winner of T/D knowledge),IS-GR to Andrijas, IS-BW to Andrijas
Roster Changes: none



Activity:


CMDR/ CPT Andrijas : E-mail, MB’s, IRC

LT Harrold Kain : no contact

LCM Slawter Thren : e-mail, IRC

LCM Sceth : no contact

Lt Jerik Arca : no contact

LT D Jervis : no contact

CM Matti Koukkanen : E-mail, MB’s, IRC, JK1 MP

LT Alex Aranda : no contact

CPT Flelm : e-mail, IRC

NO CONTACT PILOTS, IF YOU RECEIVE THIS, CONTACT ME ASAP, OTHERWISE YOU’LL BE REPLACED!



WRAITH SQUADRON OF WING XVIII : Deep Strike
COMMANDER: CPT Andrijas (andrijas@hotmail.com)
NICKNAME: Teeth of the Avenger
BANNER: wraith.jpg
MOTTO: We tear the enemy apart.
HOMEPAGE: http://www.minos.net/~kain/index.php
MESSAGE BOARD: http://ehnet.org/mb/viewforum.php?f=120


FLIGHT I - TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: Blade-Walkers
Motto: No matter where we go, we always strike hard and fast!
1) CPT Andrijas (andrijas@hotmail.com)
2) TBA
3) LT Harrold Kain (lottoman@classicwarez.net)
4) TBA


FLIGHT II - TIE ADVANCED
Nickname: Waylander
Motto: Don't anger us, unless you have a death wish.....
Homepage: http://www.geocities.com/wraithtiecorps/
1) LCM Slawter Thren (dung@directnet.com.br)
2) LCM Sceth (sceth@gmx.net)
3) LT Jerik Arca (DrkJediWC@hotmail.com)
4) LT D Jervis (dannyj1988@hotmail.com)


FLIGHT III - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: Harriors of doom
Motto: Once we hit, you'll never be the same again.
1) CM Matti Kuokkanen (matti_kuokkanen@yahoo.co.uk)
2) LT Alex Aranda (aga30@hotmail.com)
3) CPT Flelm (flelm@ml1.net)
4) TBA



OTHER STUFF:

FL If you want to change any of your flight settings, just mail me!


CMDR/CPT Andrijas/Wraith/Wing XVIII/SSD Avenger
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