<Snij> at least I only mispell weird gaelic things
<Alec|WSR> and "misspell"
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NEWS

MERRY CHRISTMAS or whatever!!!!

I hope you all got cool things like new comps or new connections or new games or new joysticks or whatever… For now just have fun and enjoy family and friends and not having to work or go to school.

If you do have to work anyway, I’m sorry, but hey… uhm… at least you’re making money to recover from all that crap you bought for other people.

If you’re bored, go fly in the XWA WoW on the Zone, but don’t feel like you should do anything if you don’t want to. Relax!

Alec Qarni's Game of the Week: True Crimes: Streets of LA (again) (THQ [?]/Luxoflux [GCN])
CD of the Week: Stunt Monkey- With Lifelike Action!

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XO’s CORNER!

None this week.

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ACTIVITY

1-1: MAJ Alec Qarni: All kinds of WoW matches, sitting around, IRC, MBs, E-mails, PROFly stuff, CMDRly stuff…
1-2: CPT Vladimir Corax: Nothin… where are ya, Corax?
1-3: N/A
1-4: N/A

2-1: LT Anaba: MBs
2-2: LCM Victor Kage: Uhmmmmm?
2-3: N/A
2-4: N/A

3-1: LC Dengar March: Merry Christmas, I guess…
3-2: LC Strahd: You too, Canuck!
3-3: N/A
3-4: N/A

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ORDERS

1: Deal with Real. (Yay corniness!) Real life is where it's at, and nothing in the TC can supersede it, so remember that this is all fun… not an obligation. MERRY CHRISTMAS!

2: Fly! Please find some time, whatever you’re doing, to just fly a battle here and there, or hang around in #ehcoc and try to get a game or something. I know Christmas is coming/here, so you should be off of school/work, although I know you may rather spend time with friends and family than with 5-year old games. You fool!

3: Do other stuff! Anything and everything to better Scorpion or the EH as a whole is happy.

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COMPETITIONS
Beat the WC at MP: The person that beats Nighty the most at MP will win an IS-SW and the person that loses to him the most will win an IS-BW. This competition is open to all members of the Wing as well as all ASF Flag officers, which means that even Sicky can participate…

FCHG RACE: He who gains the most FCHG points in the month wins IS-SW, 2nd most gets an IS-BW

CR RACE: participation = 1 pts, loss = 3 pts, win = 5 pts, DFC = 10 pts. He who gets the most points gets an IS-SW runner up gets BW

IWATS Comp: he who does the most IWATS courses wins an IS-SR... 2nd most IS-BR

Recruitment Comp: recruit the most people from the reserves or Daedalus and win! IS-SR or IS-BR...
NEW COMPS:
Competition Name/Title: Character Creation Comp
Submitted by: WC-MAG/COL Nightmare/Wing XV/ISD Vanguard
Start Date (mm/dd/yy): 12/1/2003
End Date (mm/dd/yy): 12/31/2003
Parties Involved: ASF
Missions/Battles Used: None
Medals to be Awarded: IS-SR To the best submissions, IS-BR to the 2nd best
submission, IS-BR to the most Quality submissions
Miscellaneous Information: Creat EH South Park style Characters for use in
the ASF Chronicles and submit them to COL Nightmare. 2 Best submissions and
most submissions get awards. NOTE: If you can make your character in Flash
and submit it in .fla format. Also, remember to zip all submissions!

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FCHG

Gladiator [GLDR] (1000 points)
· [1256] LC Dengar March (+0)
· [1226] MAJ Alec Qarni (+0)
· [1219] LC Strahd (+0)
Knight [KNGT] (250 points)
· [252] LCM Victor Kage (+0)
Gallant [GALL] (200 points)
· [234] CPT Vladimir Corax (+0)
Lancer [LNCR] (25 points)
· [35] LT Anaba (+0)
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COMBAT RATINGS
Top Ace 1st (400 points)
· [419] LC Strahd (+0)
Top Ace 3rd (300 points)
· [302] MAJ Alec Qarni (+0)
Marksman 4th (10 points)
· [13] LC Dengar March (+0)
Trainee (1 point)
· [3] LCM Victor Kage (+0)
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A slow week, which is juuuust fine. Have fun, and if that includes joining us at the XWA WoW, all the more power to you…

</SlautE>
^Scorpion-style salute

MAJ Alec Qarni
The Scorpion King
AIM PROF (Take it, foo'!)
PIN 7191