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Wings of Death
Captain Keiran Laserlight reporting:
The adventure continues...
*** ISDII Grey Wolf, Main Hangar
Major Raxis Krieger and Sub-Lieutenant Agrepa Hogo were stunned by the puppet performance... They took the picture which came out from the machinery and moved on by the door. The corridor was empty. It led to the crossing where a sign hanged from the celling:
<<==== THE BIG MEETING (bring your own food)
The hereos of the story had no other choice but to follow the signs direction. While walking a long corridor Sub-Lieutenant said...
"OK, Let me get this straight. You're gonna go there, sir... and find the Wing Commander or who's the boss here and for Force's sake we will get our assigments at last... this ship is scary... Is that about right?"
MAJ walked few steps more having a head full of other stuff then listening of young SL's bitching.
"You know what? Maybe there's a good reason SLs shouldn't talk." - he replied... to have some peace at last... the ship was really scary... something here told hum they shouldn't talk now...
"I don't get it Major.
Why don't you just pull some of that high-ranked officer stuff on them? You
saw that puppets there? That ship is going to kill us! Ah...You know,
throttle the COM, shake him, put fire in his quaters, steal his boozie oh!
you know, the whole MAJ trip." - Young officer said really excited. It
seemes that he tought that Raxis was really angry with the arrivial stuff.
"Oh, I know what.
Maybe I could have sabotaged all the figters huh? And tear their uniforms
apart and throw their medals into the dump? Does that sound good to you? -
MAJ Raxis Krieger had enough. Agreppa Hogo made him really nervous...
"Uh, no, not really sir, no."
"For your information, there's a lot more to Majors than you Daedalus people think."
"Example?"
"Example? Okay, um, Majors are like onions."
Sub-Lieutnant sniffed
"Umm They stink, sir?"
"Yes. No!"
"They make you cry?"
"No!"
"You leave them out in the sun, they get all brown, start sprouting little white hairs, sir?" - Hogo guessed again
"No man! Layers! Onions have layers! Majors have layers! Onions have layers.You get it? We both have layers. " - Major put his eyes into the celling... It seemed that the guy who was he talking to didn't understood him.
"Oh sir, you both have layers. Oh. You know, not everybody likes onions. Cake! Everybody loves cakes! Cakes have layers too sir!" - The vision of layered Majors was a bit too dificult for an unexperienced officer
"I don't care... what everyone likes. Majors are not like cakes."
"You know what else
everybody likes, sir ? Parfaits. Have you ever met a person, you say,
"Let's get some parfait," they say, "Hell no, I don't
like..."
"Hush! You hear that? It's the big meeting!" - Major ended the
useless chat.
They both entered the great hall full of people - the fighter pilots. It had
some GW logos on the walls and some Empire flags around. The high ranked
officer in a mysterious robe stood at the speaker's position and second one
stood next to him. A big banner above said:
The Big Grey Wolf
Meeting!
Topic: Important Stuff
CPT JoeyC begun:
"Ladies and gentleman! We are all assembled here to face a great
crisis."
A wave of uncalm voices filled the room. The High Monk Joey continued:
"People! The TIE Corps pilots are out of control! This is what happens
when lazy pilots from wimpy ships take over the most important
operations!"
"That's right! We lost one of our comrades cause he saw a better
position on one of these ISDs!" - Monk Choosh said.
"We must stop dirty actions of our fellow EHers by fighting. We must go
fight the source of it!" Monk Joey continued...
"But what is the source?" - a voice from the audience came
"OH! That's easy...." - the Monks said and began the resistance
song:
"Times have changed, our pilots are getting worse
They won't obey their superiors, they just want to curse!
Should we blame the Command Staff? Or blame the Mechanics?
Or should we blame the battles from Mike's Office?
No!
Blame Intrepid!
Blame Intrepid!
For all thier wimpy ties packed with Diamonbacker guys,
Blame Intrepid!
Blame Intrepid!
We need to form a full assault! Intrepid's fault!
Don't blame us for our friend AK. He saw the Asp patrol and now he is off to
join them
And our man Hunterwolf once had GW's picture on his shelf, but now when we
see him he tells us to go to hell...
Well?
Blame Intrepid!
Blame Intrepid!
It seems everything gone wrong since Intrepid came along
Blame Intrepid!
Blame Intrepid!
They're not even a real starship anyway!
AK could have been a WingCom or a COM great and true, instead he put himself
in charge of the smelly Cobra ZOO
Should we blame politics? Or Should we blame Sarin?
Or Darksaber who allowed them to expire...
Heck no!
Blame Intrepid!
Blame Intrepid!
With all their Italian food
And that short Commodore too
Blame Intrepid!
Shame on Intrepid!
For all the wimp flying stuff
the trash we must stash
the Zhaim and Az
must all be crushed
we must blame them the cause of fuss
before somebody thinks of blaming US!!!
The excited crowd exited the room runing throught the corridors of the GW
with the GWSOoM members on their hands! Anoter time - the TIE Corps
improves!
Christmas!!!! I hate them... Yeah... just imagine these all people in the shops before it... And being one of them really sucks... But whatever... Merry Christmas... well it's almost over... and a happy New Year... Yes... Squad has a new member... Welcome to that guy... ah.. what was his name ... ah yes Quat'r Zax.. no way to prenounce it ;P Anyway Welcome and enjoy the WSR no 15!
Some
interesting NEWS:
- Fleet
1.
New Combat Operations Officer is Vice Admiral Khameir Sarin!
He is appointed already and starts to do difficult COO job.
2. RA Gilad Pelleaeon is the newest COM in the fleet. Congrats on Grey Wolf
chief!
3. Wanna see the Operations Offices site... no problemo! Check it here http://www.ehoperations.com.
4. We've got some new shiny spamfree Messageboards! Well.. they were
spamfree... Please note a new URL of the EH Messageboard www.ehnet.org/mb/
5. TAC office is on search of XWA mission designers. Some Mike's bonuses
waiting.
OH.... Szydlowki bonus... How cool :P
6. Flight Officer wishes us Merry Christams.. (or whatever holiday you have)
and a happy new Year... ah... I feel honoured...
7. Spy Report: Call to Chaos battle is on the Last Phase of the Final Check...
it's just a step from the compendium!
- ASF/Ship/Wing
1. ASF Chronicles Episode 1 Part 3 will be at www.chronicles.minos.net
soon. Waiting...
2. Gilad is the Grey Wolf Commodore... Wing Commander opened for the
applications... but it's the last day so just don't care for applying anymore.
3. http://tartarussquadron.minos.net/
is Tart's newest webpage... Good looking Raxis!
4. Ship is still at 60. That's a great effort - just look how many people left
lately!
5. Joey agreed to make a battle from one of my fiction stories. Great... At
least once I will know what is that mission about ;P
6. Blame Intrepid!
7. Chrissy is on leave.. enjoy your holidays :)
8. And the last but not least: These days you can relay more on a Monk
than on the Executive Officer.
- Squadron
1.
Our XO - LT Tiamat has been promoted! Great job he did in last month
earned him that promo! Vortex can relay on you LCM Tiamat!
2.
The activity in the squadron is a bit lower lately. Of course it is...
it's Christmas time. Whoever the newest WC will be... we have his Own
already ;P
3. http://vortexsquadron.minos.net
- I made Quat'r Zax an editor of our site. I'll plan a full webmaster soon
;)
4(!). Please note myself about any kinds of activity you're doing. If you take
a part in competitions not held by me please let me know. CC me all of your
Fictions and graphics. Do it for yourselves not for me. (!)
5. Today morning I learned that Astatine didn't received your submission
for the XO Office site. I'll send him it already...
6. We've got a new messageboard. It's located at http://www.ehnet.org/mb/viewforum.php?f=32.
Please post there if anything interesting appears. Please do not
spam...
7. I've signed up for the Zone... nothing good yet...
Contact
info
CMDR/CPT
Keiran Laserlight, Vortex Leader
IRC,
e-mail, messageboards, GG
FM/LC Kodiak Kereban, Vortex Two
IRC
FM/LCM
Gruckn Rahn, Vortex Three
No
contact. Extened leave. Bouncing e-mail adress
FL/LCM Ambar Kilick, Vortex Five
IRC,
e-mail
FM/LT
Matsc Remil, Vortex Six
No
contact this week. Please report in ASAP Matsc!
FM/MAJ Hunter, Vortex Seven
No contact. Currently On leave.
FL/LCM Tiamat, Vortex Nine(XO)
IRC, e-mail, GG and Messageboards
FM/LT Quat'r Zax, Vortex Ten
IRC, e-mail, GG
FM/CPT TK-6686, Vortex Eleven
IRC, e-mail, Messageboards
FM/LT Wilq Fastclaw, Vortex Twelve
Overall:
6 on IRC
1 in e-mail contact
1 out of contact
2 on leave
*** You should know that already that I really prefer IRC activity - as a primary source of contact. The IRC is a shareware program - everybody can get it to try. Click the link www.mirc.com to find more. E-mail, messageboard or other stuff is only an addition - good to have them but for me IRC is the most important of course.
Tour of duty
CMDR/CPT
Keiran Laserlight, Vortex Leader
12/19/2003 Submited the WSR #14
12/20/2003 Received 2x Legion of Combat for
Late LoC Competition (XWA Division) ;P
12/21/2003 Attended TIE Corps on-line meeting
12/21/2003 Participated in ASF online Trivia
(host) comp
12/21/2003 Completed XWA-CAB 2
12/21/2003 Completed XWA-CAB 5
12/23/2003 Received a Medal of Instruction for
assisting in the training of SL Quat'r Zax
12/23/2003
Completed XvT-TC 81 (1x mission
highscore)
FM/LC Kodiak Kereban, Vortex Two
12/21/2003 Participated in ASF online
Trivia comp
FM/LCM Gruckn Rahn, Vortex Three
On leave
FL/LCM
Ambar Kilick, Vortex Five
12/23/2003
Received a Medal of Instruction for assisting in training of SL Saphius
FM/LT
Matsc Remil, Vortex Six
No
activity.
FM/MAJ Hunter, Vortex Seven
On Leave.
FM/LCM
Coremy Jertese, (ex Vortex Eight)
12/19/2003
Transferred to Reserves
FL/LCM Tiamat,
Vortex Nine
(XO)
12/21/2003 Promoted
to the rank of the Lieutenant Commander
12/22/2003 Completed
XvT-TC 24
12/22/2003 Completed
XvT-TC 26
12/23/2003 Received the Bronze Star of the
Empire for November MSE
12/23/2003 Completed XvT-TC
25
FL/LC
Drake Jensen, Mantis Five (ex Vortex Ten)
12/19/2003
Transferred from Vortex Squadron to Mantis Squadron
FM/LT
Quat'r Zax, Vortex Ten
12/21/2003 Transferred from the PLT
Daedalus to Vortex Squadron
12/21/2003
Promoted
to the rank of the Sub-Lieutenant
12/21/2003 Submitted INPR
12/21/2003 Promoted to the rank of the Lieutenant
12/23/2003 Completed the mIRC 1 (M/1) IWATS Course.
Scored 100 %
FM/CPT
TK-6686, Vortex Eleven
12/23/2003
Completed XvT-FREE 155 (mission high score!)
FM/LT
Wilq Fastclaw, Vortex Twelve
12/22/2003
Completed
TIE-TC 160
12/22/2003
Completed
TIE-TC 161
12/22/2003
Completed
TIE-TC 162
Overall:
10 BSF
1 IWATS Courses
3 people lacking in activity
Promotions\Awards\Transfers
Lieutenant
Tiamat
has been promoted to the rank of the Lieutenant Commander
Sub-Lieutenant Quat'r Zax has been promoted to the rank of Lieutenant
Cadet
Quat'r Zax has been promoted to the rank of Sub-Lieutenant
Bronze
Star of the Empire awarded
to LCM Tiamat for
November MSE
Medal of Instrustion
awarded to LCM Ambar Kilick
for assisting in the training of SL
Saphius
Medal
of Instrustion
awarded to CPT
Keiran Laserlight for assisting in the training of SL Quat'r Zax
2x Legion of
Combat awarded to CPT Keiran Laserlight for Late LoC Competition
(XWA Division)
LC
Drake Jensen transferred from Vortex FM (3-2) to Mantis FL (2-1).
LCM Coremy Jertese transferred from Vortex FM (1-4) to M/FRG Phoenix
CT Quat'r Zax has been transferred from PLT Daedalus to Vortex FM
(3-2)
Standings
Fleet
Commander's Honor Guard:
Imperator MAJ
Hunter
3047
in Wing 1st
Gladiator LC Kodiak
Kereban 1337
in Wing 6th
Gladiator CPT
Keiran Laserlight 1324
(+21) in
Wing 7th
Executor LCM
Gruckn Rahn 888
in Wing 10th (1 up)
Executor
CPT TK-6686
757 (+3) in Wing
12th (1 up)
Centurion LT Wilq
Fastclaw 415
(+13) in Wing 25th (3 up)
Knight
LCM
Tiamat
258 (+13 ) in Wing 32th (3
up)
Dragoon LCM
Ambar Killick 121
(+1) in
Wing 38th (4 up)
Not Rated LT Matsc
Remil
0 in
Wing 47th (4 up)
Not Rated LT
Quat'r Zax
0 in
Wing 47th
Combat Ratings:
Veteran
1st LCM
Gruckn Rahn 110 in
Wing 2nd
Officer 4th
CPT TK-6686
39
in Wing 11th
Marksman
4th CPT Keiran Laserlight 13
(+2) in Wing 18th (4
up)
Certified LC
Kodiak Kereban 7
in Wing 21st (3 up)
Trainee
MAJ Hunter 2 in
Wing 25th (1 down)
Not Rated
LT Matsc Remil 0 in
Wing 30th (4 up)
Not
Rated
LCM Ambar Killick 0 in
Wing 30th (4 up)
Not Rated
LCM Tiamat
0
in
Wing 30th (4 up)
Not
Rated
LT Wilq
Fastclaw 0
in
Wing 30th (4 up)
Not Rated
LT Quat'r Zax 0 in
Wing 30th
Squadron Roster:
VORTEX
SQUADRON
: Infiltration
COMMANDER: CPT
Keiran Laserlight
(grociuj@poczta.wp.pl)
NICKNAME: Wings of Death
MOTTO: Run and you will only die tired!
HOMEPAGE: http://vortexsquadron.minos.net/
MESSAGE BOARD:
http://www.ehnet.org/mb/viewforum.php?f=32
FLIGHT
I - TIE ADVANCED
Nickname: The wings of wrath
Motto: Swift death to all
1) C
2) LC Kodiak Kereban (Kodiak_kereban@hotmail.com)
3) LCM Gruckn Rahn (migorka@friko.internet.pl)
4) TBA
FLIGHT
II - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: The wings of justice
Motto: We shall prevail
1) L
2) LT Matsc Remil (jedimaster1019@wi.rr.com)
3) MAJ Hunter (EH_Hunter@hotmail.com)
4) TBA
FLIGHT
III - TIE ADVANCED
Nickname: The wings of balance
Motto: We are the bringers of destruction
1)
2) LT Quat'r Zax (p.pacewicz@csk.pl)
3) CPT TK-6686 (trenton13@hotmail.com)
4) LT Wilq Fastclaw (wilq@socket.pl)
Squadron Citations:
85 (+2)TIE-TC Battle 1 - Capture of Zaarin
TIE-TC Battle 2 - Strike at Calamari
TIE-TC Battle 3 - New Dimensions
TIE-TC Battle 4 - Recapture Zaarins Technology
TIE-TC Battle 5 - Pirate Uprising
TIE-TC Battle 6 - Destruction
TIE-TC Battle 7 - Betrayal
TIE-TC Battle 8 - Strike Against the Pirates
TIE-TC Battle 9 - Tracking the Defectors
TIE-TC Battle 10 - Battle for the DeathStar
TIE-TC Battle 11 - Renegade Battle
TIE-TC Battle 12 - Jedi Hunt
TIE-TC Battle 13 - Finding the Lakul
TIE-TC Battle 14 - Vader Takes Command
TIE-TC Battle 15 - Special Operations
TIE-TC Battle 16 - Dacian Downfall
TIE-TC Battle 17 - Zaarins Missile Boats
TIE-TC Battle 18 - Interception
TIE-TC Battle 19 - The Tethys Honeymoon
TIE-TC Battle 20 - Escort Carrier Missions
TIE-TC Battle 21 - Break the Sky
TIE-TC Battle 22 - Aftermath
TIE-TC Battle 23 - Daedalus
TIE-TC Battle 24 - Save the Emperors DNA
TIE-TC Battle 25 - Spoils of War
TIE-TC Battle 26 - The Dark Troopers
TIE-TC Battle 27 - (X)-Wings of Glory
TIE-TC Battle 28 - Conquest
TIE-TC Battle 29 - Communications Wars
TIE-TC Battle 30 - Save the Emperors Archives
TIE-TC Battle 31 - Hidden Agenda
TIE-TC Battle 32 - Assassinate the Fleet Commander?
TIE-TC Battle 33 - Strike at Incom
TIE-TC Battle 34 - Encounter at Charybdis
TIE-TC Battle 36 - Weekend Retreat
TIE-TC Battle 38 - Deepspace Syndicate
TIE-TC Battle 40 - Deception
TIE-TC Battle 41 - Rebel Demise
TIE-TC Battle 44 - Military Complex Operation
TIE-TC Battle 45 - Traitors
TIE-TC Battle 46 - Back to the Basics
TIE-TC Battle 47 - Get That Rat!
TIE-TC Battle 48 - Ski Hoth - Star Wars Mercenaries
TIE-TC Battle 49 - Construct the Sovereign
TIE-TC Battle 50 - Ackbars Trick
TIE-TC Battle 51 - The Space Supremacy
XvT-TC Battle 2 - Capture of a Murderer
XvT-TC Battle 3 - Preparing for Battle
XvT-TC Battle 4 - Encounter with the Black Sun
XvT-TC Battle 5 - Phoenix Saga
XvT-TC Battle 6 - Wolf Pack Aggression
XvT-TC Battle 7 - The Resupply
XvT-TC Battle 8 - The Loshen Resistance
XvT-TC Battle 9 - The Black Sun Incident
XvT-TC Battle 10 - Abduction of VA Priyum
XvT-TC Battle 12 - Odin's Redemption
XvT-TC Battle 13 - Graduates, Graduate!
XvT-TC Battle 14 - Orion Base Crisis
XvT-TC Battle 19 - Project B: the Tie Bomber project
XvT-TC Battle 20 - Mysterious People
XvT-TC Battle 22 - Rebel Cargo
XvT-TC Battle 23 - The ASF Fishing Trip
XvT-TC Battle 24 - Princess Tatoka's Meeting
XvT-TC Battle 25 - Wing XV: Echo Squadron
XvT-TC Battle 26 - INT Shire
XvT-TC Battle 32 - Wing XIV: WC Trouble
XvT-TC Battle 37 - Intrepid to the Rescue
XvT-TC Battle 39 - Wing XV: Scorpion Squadron
XvT-TC Battle 41 - More Power Part I
XvT-TC Battle 42 - More Power Part II
XvT-TC Battle 43 - More Power Part III
XWA-TC Battle 1 - Avenger Encounter
XWA-TC Battle 2 - First Contact
XWA-TC Battle 3 - The Darkon Mystery
XWA-TC Battle 4 - Privateer
XWA-TC Battle 5 - Show of Force
XWA-TC Battle 6 - Enemy Defector
XWA-TC Battle 7 - Assault on Chimera
XWA-TC Battle 8 - Hammer to Anvil
XWA-TC Battle 9 - Defection of Kusanagi
XWA-TC Battle 12 - Imperium Deception
XWA-TC Battle 13 - Hammer to Anvil Part II
XWA-TC Battle 14 - The History of the ISD Immortal
XWA-TC Battle 15 - Nasty Surprise
XWA-TC Battle 21 - Ast's Story
Competitions (interesting!)
Vortexian
recruitment competition
Held
by: CPT
Keiran Laserlight
Deadline: 1st January 2004
Rules: Recruit new member to the squadron. From RSV or
from Daedalus. The competition is again on-line! Please concentrate on this
one!
You can win: IS-BR for each member recruited.
Held by: CPT Keiran Laserlight
Deadline: 1st October 2004 (monthly event)
Rules: Standard FCHG race rules. Who earns the most FCHG points in a month wins the prize.
You can win: IS-BW for the most FCHG points earned each month.
Held by: MAJ Vladet Xavier
Deadline: 31th March 2004 (weekly event)
Rules: Find a bug in the Vladet's WSR. Mail him with the bug. Do it faster then everybody else.
You can win: IS-BR for the fastest hunter each week.
TIE Corps on-line trivia on #tiecorps
ASF on-line trivia on #eh_asf
Grey Wolf on-line trivia on #wingxiii
Held by: Somebody chosen by FA Cyric (AD Darskaber)
Deadline: Weekly events held each Sunday night just after IRC TIE Corps meeting (22:00 CET, 16:00 EST) , GW meeting (after TC one) and ASF meeting (after GW one)
Rules: Answer 10 (ASF - 20) questions faster than everybody else. It's easy.
You can win: IS-BR for answering the most questions (IS-SR and IS-BR in ASF and GW)
Sarin's caption cmpetition
Held by: LC Gilad Pelleaeon
Deadline: 31st December 2003
Rules: Enter the link http://www.eotf.net/crawford.jpg given by our WC and think of a funny or a serious quote for it. Each week we play we can win medals.
You can win: IS-SR for the winner, IS-BR for the second
Phoenix Flight 3 Nick/Motto Comp
Held by: MAJ Choosh
Deadline: Passed.. Until results ar posted you can still submit.
Rules: Make a new Motto and Nickname for Phoenix Flight 3.
You can win: IS-BR for the winner
Chronicles characters Competition
Held by: COL Nightmare
Deadline: 31st December 2003
Rules: Make a GFX of yourself for the needs of ASF Chronicles. The Southpark like character designs can be viewed at the Chronicles site ( www.chronicles.minos.net ). best submission wins (of course) . Use flash if you can.
You can win: IS-SR To the best submissions, IS-BR to the 2nd best submission, IS-BR to the most Quality submissions
Best Star Wars/Emperor's Hammer Jokes
Held by: VA Jacob van Novak
Deadline: 2nd January 2004
Rules: Send the best SW jokes, EH jokes you have. Make sure its funny and not hateful.
http://www.emperorshammer.net/reports/report.asp?reportid=12468&staffid=65 for more details.
You can win: 1st gets IS-GR, the second is awarded IS-SR, for the third there is still IS-BR
Give Mell a job
Held by: AD Mell Kerrigan
Deadline: 31st December 2003
Rules: Think of a work which should Imperial Sovereign Protector do. Give a good description and specify some goals :P. Mail it all to AD Mell and... win!
You can win: 1st gets IS-GR, the second is awarded IS-SR, for the third there is still IS-BR
Vortex CMDR's EH site of the week:
This time site of the week:
Tartarus Squadron
http://tartarussquadron.minos.net/
One of our own best squadrons - the Tart sauce - Chrissy and boys... they have a new webpage - here you can see it! DO IT! W00T!
CMDR's Final Notes
Once again... Merry Christmas and Good Luck in the New Year. Best wishes to whoever will the new Wing Commander be! Big KUDOS to Joey! Thanks mate! Get some rest this week - you deserved it well.
"Run and you will only die tired!"
<SALUTE>
Captain
Keiran Laserlight
Vortex Squadron's Commanding Officer
Grey Wolf Commodore's Protector
Wing
Commander's Own
TIE Corps Commander's Own
CMDR/CPT
Keiran Laserlight/Vortex/Wing XIII/ISD Grey
Wolf
BSx3/PCx4/ISM/MoI-BC/IS-3BW-8BR-2SW-9SR/LoC-CSx2-Rx3/CoB
[GLDR]
{IWATS-AIM-CBX-ICQ-IIC/1-LIN-M/1/2-SM/3-TT}
Wing
Commander's Own
Vortex
Squadron - November
2003
Vortex
Squadron - October
2003
Crusader Squadron - June 2003
Commodore's Protector
ISD Grey Wolf - November 2003
ISD Grey Wolf - September 2003
ISD Grey Wolf - August 2003
TIE Corps Commander's Own
Wing XIII - November & December 2003
SOE/BN/CR-1Ax3
{SA}
"Good looking officer is a good officer"
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