Weekly Squadron Sarcasm

This is MAJ Vladet Xavier reporting in for Crusader Squadron on December 26th, 2003

"The EH is growing I see ... you guys have 2 people flying WoW now!"
-Some random WoW participant

From the Commander's Office

Very slim activity as everyone is enjoying their Christmas holiday. I hope you enjoyed your holiday, and rest well, for a new era of activity much emerge soon, lest we be swept away in the tide of mediocricy (bad spelling, yes I know ..). On that note ...

Alright, this is the very last week of my Easter Egg Hunt. Starting next week, it goes all twisted. Details can be found here: here. Many more prizes to be given away, so it should be a good time for all.

If you hadn't noticed, Gilad Pellaeon is our new Commodore. This is all fine and dandy, yessir, just as we had all predicted. In other news, I got pranked by Darksaber and Gidda. Yes yes, you'll get yours.

Check out the Squadron Website for updated news, and stupid little things here and there that are somewhat funny and hilarious. Do it. Now. Yeah, just click the link. Shut up and do it.

Wolfpack News

Gilad is now a Rear Admiral and Commodore.

Recruit pilots, will you? Good ones.

Fleet News

XvT Week of War (#504) ended today. The Emperor's Hammer had an impressive eight (!) whole pilots flying in the event (myself being one). We were at 2nd, but I think we're down to 4th now. How nice for being the internet's largest Star Wars club, eh?

Applications for the EH Communications Officer (COMM) are still being accepted. Send your apps to the Fleet Commander (Ronin) and Executive Officer (Astatine). The favorite is everyone's most hated SPAMmer, BubbaX ... like we wanna' hear from him every day of the week ... oh wait!

The Flight Officer needs to close down 3 Wing V squads and put a CMDR in Test Squadron so they don't show up in the 'Command Openings' page.

Gold Tug Awards are still being processed by the almighty Tactical Officer, Fleet Admiral Mike. He is very busy, so expect these to be awarded in July.

Just a reminder that multi-player comps are held 24/7 in #ehcoc on the Undernet. XWA Week of War begins today (I believe), so go fly that. Maybe I'll feel like it.

Activity Report

CMDR-TCS/MAJ Vladet Xavier
12/25/03 - Awarded a long overdue LoC
-CMDR duties, posted on the boards, tons of IRC and e-mail contact.

FM/LCM ZuQ
-Is currently on extended leave.

FM/LCM Durakon Staely
-Is currently on leave.

FM/CPT Panaka
-In contact via e-mail.

FM/CM Repulsor
-In contact via e-mail.

FM/LCM Rem Somnos
-No contact. Fix this!

FM/LCM Lazyleesblood
-Wants outski from EH/TC. Soon.

FL/LCM Vance Blackguard
-In contact via IRC.

FM/LCM Artur Knight
-In contact via IRC and messageboards.

FL/CM Marcus Caine
12/22/03 - BSF XvT-TC #47
12/22/03 - BSF XvT-TC #48
12/22/03 - BSF XvT-TC #49
12/22/03 - BSF XvT-TC #50
12/22/03 - BSF XvT-TC #51
12/22/03 - BSF XvT-TC #52
12/22/03 - BSF XvT-TC #53
12/22/03 - BSF XvT-TC #54
-Is currently on leave until January 5th

Final (Whacked) Thoughts

Hope your holidays were enjoyable.

Remember people, as I have mentioned before: This is a multi-player ship and battlegroup. While flying multi-player is not mandatory (and I certainly won't make you do it), that is what we're here for. Plus, it's far more fun than single-player, especially when we have 2v2s and 3v3s. Trust me, it's a blast.

Squadron Citations Corner

Crusader Squadron currently has a whopping 17 citations. This slight increase is due to Commander Caine joining up, which is cool. More citations to come no doubt.

In service of the Emperor's Hammer!

Major Vladet Xavier

(snow_scorpion@hotmail.com) - "Dark Knight" CMDR-TCS/MAJ Vladet Xavier/Crusader/Wing XIII/ISD Grey Wolf BSx3/PCx4/ISMx5/IS-3BW-5BR-8SR-2GR-1PR/LoC-CSx9-Rx3/DFC-Rx4/CoB [EXCR] {IWATS-AIM-ASP-CBX-FLA-ICQ-IIC/1/2-LIN-M/1/2-SM/3-TT-XTM/1/2-XTT}