~Tornado Squadron Weekly Report #47~ - 6th
January 2002~
Disclaimer:This is a mature report. If you don't find any offensive, defamatory or vaguely sexual material please let us know and we'll put some in immediately.
***~CMDR's Rant~***
How driven are you to fly TIE, would u fly 5 battles a day, 10?, would
you fly for 24hrs straight? Well i would, and i will.....Starting next Sunday Night (West Australian Standard Time at 7pm) I will attempt to do what as far as i know, no one had done before! I will fly TIE (and XWA a little) or 24hrs straight!
I was going to attempt this once before, however my joystick died on me. Hopeful nothing will come up this time and ill do it.
I will fly as many battles as i am able before falling asleep and will set a new record, im that nuts. So come by #isd_challenge and wish me luck, ill be online as long as i can be (but away), so feel free to send me msg's in the channel.
*** ~Squadron News~***
*Tornado: Tour of Supremacy - The Return!*Next Target - TBA
Start Date - TBA
Current Count - 7 - 3
On Hold
Tornado Squadron "Almanac"*
Phase I - Rosters *Complete*
Phase II - Fiction & Graphics *Underway*
Phase III - Pilot History * Underway*
Write your INPR's, i rewrote mine last night!
*Squadron Standing Orders.*
Fly a FREE Mission/Battle (Any Platform)
Write a Fiction.
Create a Graphic.
Take an IWATS Course.
Other Activity will be decided on as it occurs such as Website work, Flash work, Mission Creation etc, BUT i must be told and proof must be given! And your FL must be CC'd.
Remember you have to do at least one of them a week!!!!!
*Tornado Webpage - Version 2.0*
Work continues.
Be prepared for orders mid week, its time you guys got active or u got out.
***~Squadron Orders~***
~Complete INPR and Uniform~~Fly Something~
~IWATS - See what life is like After IWATS~
***~Wing/BG News~***
~Wing X League~After conversing with our WC, i have pulled Tornado out of the Wing X league, it seemed quite pointless for me to be the only one who submitted. Feel free to disagree with my action, hell send me an email and bitch, ill enjoy replying, so please come bitch to me :)
~Promotions~
Congrats to Curtis who got promoted to Captain
***~Fleet News~***
http://www.emperorshammer.net/news.asphttp://www.emperorshammer.org/news.htm
***~From the Vault~***
Hidden deep somewhere in the Challenge is a giant safe hidden from
everyone's eyes, inside are detailed files on the EH Command staff (and
other staff) and what can be used as discriminating evidence, as well as
lots of information and Kessler's private pic's of several cadets (YUCK).
Only few know of the Vaults existence even fewer have the combination to
get in, Master is lucky enough to know it, so for you heres a small
snipit of infoA Random Joke!
It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He's a pretty
hip guy with his own car. When he goes to the front door, the girl's
father answers and invites him in.
"Carrie's not ready yet, so why don't you have a seat?" He says.
"That's cool." Says Bobby.
Carrie's father asks Bobby what they're planning to do. Bobby replies
politely that they will probably just go to the soda shop or a movie.
Carrie's father responds, "Why don't you two go out and screw? I hear all
the kids are doing it."
Naturally, this comes as quite a surprise to Bobby, so he asks Carrie's
Dad to repeat it.
"Yeah," says Carrie's father, "Carrie really likes to screw; she'll screw
all night if we let her"
Well, this just made Bobby's eyes light up, and his plan for the evening
was beginning to look pretty good.
A few minutes later, Carrie comes downstairs in her little poodle skirt
and announces that she's ready to go. Almost breathless with anticipation,
Bobby escorts his date out the front door.
About 20 minutes later, Carrie rushes back into the house, slams the door
behind her, and screams at her father: "DAMMIT DADDY IT'S CALLED THE
TWIST"
***~The Usual Suspects~***
MAJ Master1/2 Flew TIE-TC Battle #135 - Pirate Confederation Battle (44,946)
1/2 Reached FCHG Rank of Executor
1/2 Wrote MSE
1/5 Flew TIE-TC Battle #90 - Instructor Rating (7,963)
1/5 Rewrote INPR
1/? TAC Office work
1/? Marked IWATS tests
LCM Sint Seelasi
Nothing
COL Ramos Kanzco
1/? Recruited and stayed in contact.
LT Ivan Steiner
1/1 Passed IWATS ICQ Course (88%)
1/3 Suggested Fiction Idea, which Master approved
CM Arion Sunrider
Nothing
*** ~Challenge Most Wanted~***
TORNADO SQUADRON OF WING X : StrikeCOMMANDER: LC Master (slavelet@iinet.net.au)
NICKNAME: DeathWind
BANNER: tornado.gif
MOTTO: Before Glory, Loyalty...Before Pride, Honor...Before Self, the Empire.
HOMEPAGE: http://www.isdchallenge.org/tornado/
MESSAGE BOARD: http://www.ehnet.org/mb/viewforum.php?f=71
FLIGHT I - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: Master's Minions
Motto: Fighter Pilots make movies... Bomber Pilots make History
1) LC Master (slavelet@iinet.net.au)
2) LCM Sint Seelasi (sints@interia.pl)
3) TBA
4) COL Ramos Kanzco (ramos@isdchallenge.org)
FLIGHT II - TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: Nil Satis Nici Optimum
Motto: We have fought 1000 wars and we'll fight 1000 more for we fight the good fight
1) TBA
2) TBA
3) LT Ivan Steiner (eh_outsider@yahoo.com)
4) TBA
FLIGHT III - TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: The High Priests of Love
Motto: We're the Love Commandos and this is a Raid!
1) TBA
2) TBA
3) CM Arion Sunrider (sithscholar@yahoo.com)
4) TBA
Citations: 0
FCHG Average: 279
Combat Rating Average: 18
***~Dark Lord of the Week~***
The highly prestigious title of Dark Lord of the Week is only given to
the person who has most advanced the success of the Squadron, amused the
CMDR, or slipped me the most £5 notes in a brown paper bag. This week's
winner is:Me, for lots of work this week :)
***~Ewok of the Week~***
Yub Yub!Every story has a hero, every journey has a first step, every Fleet has a pilot who's about as much use as an ashtray on a speeder bike. This weeks's Prize Ewok is none other than:
Klaus, or rather Ivan, for changing his name :P
***~Quote of the Week~***
<SAvageAz> both of u no fun<`Master> we CMDR's, so of course we aren't :P
<FreyAFK> to true :P
***~Site of the Week~***
http://www.forwardgarden.comLots of forwarding stuff to send to people.
Lieutenant Colonel Master
Tornado Squadron Commander - ISD Challenge
IWATS Professor - Rebellion Tactics
TAC Office - Crash Test Dummy
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