Tornado Report # 38 (2002-10-27)

This report was submitted by MAJ Master


~Tornado Squadron Weekly Report #38~ - 27th October 2002~

***~CMDR's Rant~***

The TIE Corps site is back up, well sorta, but PLEASE dont try and log in, your likely to ruin any hard work Ast has done, and he may be very close to finishing.
Apparently if you login your likely to face the HCI.

*** ~Squadron News~***

* Commander on Leave*
From next Thurs im on leave for a week or so, during that time Cyrus is in command (God Help You all) so dont hurt him too much :P

All BSF's go to Mai if the TC site is working, otherwise just to me.

*Tornado: Tour of Supremacy - The Return!*
Next Target - TBA
Start Date - TBA
Current Count - 7 - 2

There's Currently a poll on the Tornado Squadron Message Board about this,
(http://www.ehnet.org/mb/viewforum.php?f=71)

Go Vote, ALL OF YOU!

*Exercise Cantina Run - "History of the Battlegroups"*
The second phase is FICTION: At least 500 words (in English) about an
event in the BGs' history (or your ship's history or your Wing's history).

Obviously this is fiction, people, so it doesn't have to be accurate. Maybe a story about a successful mission, a foiled attempt to steal your ship's supply of booze, or a tale about an exciting shore leave. This one's pretty open, and I expect people to have fun with it. Note that run-ons will NOT be accepted in this ECR.

UPDATE - The comp resumes from Monday, and im on leave next weekend. So can i please have all fictions NO LATER than Weds, otherwise send them directly to Mai CC'ing me of course.

Congrats to Hev who got Second Place in round one.

*Tornado Squadron "Almanac"*

Phase I - Rosters *Complete*
Phase II - Fiction & Graphics *Underway*

The second phase is going through all old newsletters and online sites to find as many graphics and fictions that are still around. If you have any lying around on your hard-drive please send them to me.

I've included the Roster part with this e-mail so you can all bow at CoHo's handywork.

*Squadron Standing Orders.*

Fly a FREE Mission/Battle (Any Platform)
Write a Fiction.
Create a Graphic.
Take an IWATS Course.

Other Activity will be decided on as it occurs such as Website work, Flash work, Mission Creation etc, BUT i must be told and proof must be given! And your FL must be CC'd.

Remember you have to do at least one of them a week!!!!!

ACTION WILL BE TAKEN IF NOTHINGS DONE THIS WEEK

*Run-on Fiction*
Cyrus has started a run-on on the Tornado message board, go post and make your posts funny as it appears thats what the topic is about.

*Citations*
www.isdchallenge.org/tornado/citations.zip
Will be fully right once the TC page is back up and i can run off BSF's.

*Roster Changes*
Quite a few this week,

Kuja - MIA (Removed)
Ramos - Returned to us.
Haztix - Left for the Intrepid
Hev - Left for the Grey Wolf
Lee - Promoted on Roster to FL2
Cyrus - Promoted to FL3
Rollins & TM - Awaiting Medals
Servius - Awaiting AWOL Papers
CoHo - Left to join Typhoon

Nuff Said :P

Congrats to Cyrus for his promo, and Ramos for returning.

***~Squadron Orders~***

~Do Phase 2 of the ECR~ *PRIORITY*
~Fly in the Wing Comp~
~Post in the Poll on the Tornado Msg Board~
~Do something in the Squadron Standing Orders~
~Fly for Citations~
~IWATS - See what life is like After IWATS~

***~Wing/BG News~***

~Wing X Vs Wing IV Comp~
Comp starts today, Comp lasts for two weeks, which means i may not be back, so can all pilot files go straight to Mai please CC'ing me, that way at least i know she gets them.

The file is FREE-TIE #161.

~Commander Jobs~
Congrats to Curtis who was promoted to Thunder Commander.
Cyclone Commander is still open.

***~Fleet News~***

Usual Stuff, dont login to the TC site, news page is ok though.

***~From the Vault~***

Nothing this week.

***~The Usual Suspects~***

MAJ Master
10/? HEAPS of Fiction Work

LCM Sint Seelasi
Nothing *wacks upside head several times*

LT Servius Maximus
AWOL, papers going through after my report is out.

COL Ramos Kanzco
10/? Returned to us

COL Darklord
10/? Contact with me

LCM Cyrus
10/? Flight Three webpage work

LCM Quinn Median
10/? Contact with me

*** ~Challenge Most Wanted~***

TORNADO SQUADRON OF WING X : Strike
COMMANDER: MAJ Master (slavelet@iinet.net.au)
NICKNAME: DeathWind
BANNER: tornado.gif
MOTTO: Before Glory, Loyalty...Before Pride, Honor...Before Self, the Empire.
HOMEPAGE: http://www.isdchallenge.org/tornado/
MESSAGE BOARD: http://www.ehnet.org/mb/viewforum.php?f=71

FLIGHT I - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: Master's Minions
Motto: Fighter Pilots make movies... Bomber Pilots make History
1) MAJ Master (slavelet@iinet.net.au)
2) LCM Sint Seelasi (sints@interia.pl)
3) LT Servius Maximus (cronoking15@aol.com)
4) COL Ramos Kanzco (ramos@isdchallenge.org)

FLIGHT II - TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: Nil Satis Nici Optimum
Motto: We have fought 1000 wars and we'll fight 1000 more for we fight the good fight
1) COL Darklord (darklord@isdchallenge.org)
2) LCM Rollins (rollinsxwa@yahoo.com)
3) TBA
4) CM Tomaas Montte (TomaasMontte@HotPOP.com)

FLIGHT III - TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: The High Priests of Love
Motto: We're the Love Commandos and this is a Raid!
1) LCM Cyrus (uber_mark@hotmail.com)
2) LCM Quinn Median (Rastyn@shaw.ca)
3) TBA
4) TBA

Citations: Unknown
FCHG Average: Unknown
Combat Rating Average: Unknown


***~Dark Lord of the Week~***

The highly prestigious title of Dark Lord of the Week is only given to the person who has most advanced the success of the Squadron, amused the CMDR, or slipped me the most £5 notes in a brown paper bag. This week's winner is:

Everyone who is still here


***~Ewok of the Week~***

Yub Yub!

Every story has a hero, every journey has a first step, every Fleet has a pilot who's about as much use as an ashtray on a speeder bike. This weeks's Prize Ewok is none other than:

Everyone who isn't

***~Quote of the Week~***

* MAJ_RazoR saddles Miack and hops on
<MAJ_RazoR> Go! My Goat of Vengeance, we shall spread Death n Decay among the innocent!
* Miack bleats
* `Master saddles Stan and jumps on
<`Master> Go my Infernoite!
<`Master> lets go get us some poon
<`Master> :P
<MAJ_RazoR> Infernoites can be ridden?
<`Master> well they are a lower lifeform than us
<`Master> so yes

~*Ducks Stan's thrown boot*

* m00\awy looks on ebay for a russian wife

~Who said Miack doesn't have problems :P

***~Site of the Week~***

http://www.fanfiction.net/

Respectfully,
~MAJ "Slavelet" Master - Tornado Squadron~
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"You need to listen. I'm Starting to Trip....I'm losing my Grip....& I'm in this thing alone"......



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