Tornado Report # 39 (2002-11-09)

This report was submitted by MAJ Master


~Tornado Squadron Weekly Report #39~ - 9th November 2002~

***~CMDR's Rant~***

I'm back from leave, things are going to return to normal as soon as i can get them too.

*** ~Squadron News~***

*Tornado: Tour of Supremacy - The Return!*
Next Target - Sigma Squadron
Start Date - NOW!!!!!!! (11/2/02)
Current Count - 7 - 2

We are currently winning the ToS with a count of 7 wins, 2 losses.
I want to continue with wins, so eventually even the Elite Squadrons will pose no threat.

The mission file is TIE-TC #168, and all pilot files are due to me by the 22nd.

*Exercise Cantina Run - "History of the Battlegroups"*

Wouldn't have a clue what's going on with this.

*Monthly Evaluation*
Well all, guess what i had the pleasure of doing before i went on leave, that's right, my MSE.

How should i put it, i was pretty disgusted, i expect a 200% increase of activity, i have been pretty lenient with activity in the past, i wont be for much longer.

THE TC SITE NOT FULLY WORKING IS NOT AN EXCUSE TO BE SLACK!

I will admit, i haven't been too active myself, well watch my activity take a massive increase over the rest of the month.

Most people sit back for a month, then wonder why everyone else is getting medals and rewards, well guess what they are active and deserve it, im pretty good and easy when it comes to medals and such, but you do have to do something to deserve them.

FL's are suppose to be setting an example *looks at Cyrus*

I suggest you all get out there and make me proud, it may also be a good way to show me you want promotions when the pop up.

*Tornado Squadron "Almanac"*

Phase I - Rosters *Complete*
Phase II - Fiction & Graphics *Underway*

As you all know, phase one is done thanks to CoHo.
I'm going to resume working on phase two over the next week or so.

*Squadron Standing Orders.*

Fly a FREE Mission/Battle (Any Platform)
Write a Fiction.
Create a Graphic.
Take an IWATS Course.

*Citations*
www.isdchallenge.org/tornado/citations.zip
Will be fully right once the TC page is back up and i can run off BSF's.

*Roster Changes*
Quite a few this week,

1) Arion has changed his e-mail addy to, sithscholar@yahoo.com

2) Welcome LT Klaus Xanthius to our rag tag band, go buy him a drink.

3) Darklord is heading to the Reserves due to his own request.
Quinn is also headed to the Reserves due to her own request.

Sorry to see them both go.

Since DL is a FL, and his leaving means theres a open FL spot, DOESN'T mean you can just send me an e-mail asking for it.
The spot is not open till i say it is, and its not at the moment.
Ill post requirements in a day or two.

4) LT Servius Maximus was also AWOL'd
And Sint you are one week from being AWOL'd too.

***~Squadron Orders~***

~Fly in the Wing Comp (FREE-TIE 161) ~ *PRIORITY*
~Fly for ToS (TIE-TC #168)~ *PRIORITY*
~Post in the Poll on the Tornado Msg Board~
~Do something in the Squadron Standing Orders~
~Fly for Citations~
~IWATS - See what life is like After IWATS~

***~Wing/BG News~***

~Wing X Vs Wing IV Comp~
You all now have, 6 more hours to get me your pilot files, so far me and Quinn have been the only two to fly (I think).

So get your asses into gear and fly, even the COM is flying.

The file is FREE-TIE #161.

~Promotions~
CM Dirk Logan new Tempest commander
Ponda promoted to Major
LT going to CoHo, DarkSnake and Savage
And i dont know if i missed it or something, but Miack is the Cyclone CMDR.

***~Fleet News~***

I don't usually post too much here but i will on this occasion.

First off, let me congratulate Major Hev Randrowan, A former Tornado Pilot who has advanced past his former CMDR, me :P

Hev was promoted to Wing Commander of XIII.
Congrats to him, maybe Mai (or whoever gets WC) will let us beat them to a pulp in the future.

Second, i am now the Rebellion Tactics IWATS Professor, so once ive completed my updates to the course all of you should take it.

***~From the Vault~***
Master's most idiotic find of the Day.

An Add from UGO where it lets you record your voice and send it in a chat program.

Sounds good so far huh.

This is what the female on the add said, "Girls don't breakup with your boyfriend over the phone, send him a talking message"

Great, another way for women to rip out our hearts, just what we need :P

***~The Usual Suspects~***

MAJ Master
11/5 Awarded Professor Job
11/9 Returned from Leave

LCM Sint Seelasi
On the verge of being AWOL'd

COL Ramos Kanzco
Do something Ramos, only warning.

COL Darklord
Heading for the reserves.

LT Klaus Xanthius
11/5 Flew XWA-IW #22 - The Gates Of Hell - Abyssi Ianua
11/5 Flew XWA-IW #23 - Infiltrate Rion
11/5 Flew XWA-IW #27 - Rion's Shadow Campaign: Tactical Withdrawal
11/5 Flew XWA-FCHG #3 - Ronin's Deception
11/5 Flew XWA-FREE #2 - Battle of Midway
11/5 Flew XWA-FREE #27- Rescue Praetorian
11/5 Flew XWA-FREE #46 - Rescue Phantom
11/5 Flew XWA-FREE #47 - The Rebel's New Toy
11/5 Flew XWA-FREE #76 - Wipeout Rebel convoy
11/6 Passed IWATS AIM (100%)
11/6 Passed IWATS HTML3 (80%)

LCM Cyrus
11/? Computer Problems

LCM Quinn Median
Heading for the reserves.

*** ~Challenge Most Wanted~***

TORNADO SQUADRON OF WING X : Strike
COMMANDER: MAJ Master (slavelet@iinet.net.au)
NICKNAME: DeathWind
BANNER: tornado.gif
MOTTO: Before Glory, Loyalty...Before Pride, Honor...Before Self, the Empire.
HOMEPAGE: http://www.isdchallenge.org/tornado/
MESSAGE BOARD: http://www.ehnet.org/mb/viewforum.php?f=71

FLIGHT I - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: Master's Minions
Motto: Fighter Pilots make movies... Bomber Pilots make History
1) MAJ Master (slavelet@iinet.net.au)
2) LCM Sint Seelasi (sints@interia.pl)
3) TBA
4) COL Ramos Kanzco (ramos@isdchallenge.org)


FLIGHT II - TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: Nil Satis Nici Optimum
Motto: We have fought 1000 wars and we'll fight 1000 more for we fight the good fight
1)
2)
3) LT Klaus Xanthius (eh_outsider@yahoo.com)
4)


FLIGHT III - TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: The High Priests of Love
Motto: We're the Love Commandos and this is a Raid!
1) LCM Cyrus (uber_mark@hotmail.com)
2)
3) CM Arion Sunrider (sithscholar@yahoo.com)
4) TBA

(After all the changes waiting)

***~Dark Lord of the Week~***

The highly prestigious title of Dark Lord of the Week is only given to the person who has most advanced the success of the Squadron, amused the CMDR, or slipped me the most £5 notes in a brown paper bag. This week's winner is:

LT Klaus Xanthius, for doing more work this week than the entire squadron did last month!

***~Ewok of the Week~***

Yub Yub!

Every story has a hero, every journey has a first step, every Fleet has a pilot who's about as much use as an ashtray on a speeder bike. This weeks's Prize Ewok is none other than:

Everyone who's leaving

***~Quote of the Week~***

* MAJ_RazoR saddles Miack and hops on
<MAJ_RazoR> Go! My Goat of Vengeance, we shall spread Death n Decay among the innocent!
* Miack bleats
* `Master saddles Stan and jumps on
<`Master> Go my Infernoite!
<`Master> lets go get us some poon
<`Master> :P
<MAJ_RazoR> Infernoites can be ridden?
<`Master> well they are a lower lifeform than us
<`Master> so yes

~*Ducks Stan's thrown boot*

* m00\awy looks on ebay for a russian wife

~Who said Miack doesnt have problems :P

***~Site of the Week~***

http://www.isdchallenge.org/tacDB/ <----- TAC Database.

Respectfully,
~MAJ "Slavelet" Master - Tornado Squadron~
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