Tornado Report # 37 (2002-10-22)

This report was submitted by MAJ Master


~Tornado Squadron Weekly Report #37~ - 22th October 2002~

***~CMDR's Rant~***

The TIE Corps site is back up, well sorta, but PLEASE don't try and log in, your likely to ruin any hard work Ast has done, and he may be very close to finishing.

Apparently if you login your likely to face the HCI.

*** ~Squadron News~***

*Tornado: Tour of Supremacy - The Return!*
Next Target - TBA
Start Date - TBA
Current Count - 7 - 2

There's Currently a poll on the Tornado Squadron Message Board about what our next comp will be,
(http://www.ehnet.org/mb/viewforum.php?f=71)

Go Vote, ALL OF YOU!

*Exercise Cantina Run - "History of the Battlegroups"*
The second phase is FICTION: At least 500 words (in English) about an
event in the BGs' history (or your ship's history or your Wing's history).

Obviously this is fiction, people, so it doesn't have to be accurate. Maybe a story about a successful mission, a foiled attempt to steal your ship's supply of booze, or a tale about an exciting shore leave. This one's pretty open, and I expect people to have fun with it. Note that run-ons will NOT be accepted in this ECR.

The due date has been extended, you have a week after the TC site comes back online, so get to it!!!!!

With all the extra time we have had ill expect something from all of you.

*Tornado Squadron - An "Almanac"*
I liked CoHo's title :P

SL Corran Horn has agreed to head the first phase which is history, if you feel that you want to help then please e-mail both him & me and we will give you something to do.

Other phases will come into light as it is discussed, though Graphics will be one of them.

*Squadron Standing Orders.*

Fly a FREE Mission/Battle (Any Platform)
Write a Fiction.
Create a Graphic.
Take an IWATS Course.

Other Activity will be decided on as it occurs such as Website work, Flash work, Mission Creation etc, BUT i must be told and proof must be given! And your FL must be CC'd.

Remember you have to do at least one of them a week!!!!!

ACTION WILL BE TAKEN IF NOTHINGS DONE THIS WEEK

*Run-on Fiction*
Cyrus has started a run-on on the Tornado message board, go post and make your posts funny as it appears that's what the topic is about.

*Citations*
www.isdchallenge.org/tornado/citations.zip
Will be fully right once the TC page is back up and i can run off BSF's.

*Roster*
It seems that Kuja's e-mail is bouncing, i haven't received any word from him, so if you hear anything pass it on to me, until then he is classified MIA.

***~Squadron Orders~***

~Do Phase 2 of the ECR~
~Post in the Poll on the Tornado Msg Board~
~Do something in the Squadron Standing Orders~
~Fly for Citations~
~IWATS - See what life is like After IWATS~

***~Wing/BG News~***

COM CoFo has resigned due to real life, expect a new COM to be picked in the next few days.
Go buy CoFo a drink before he sets off.

Thunder Squad CMDR to be picked soon, *pokes Mai*

Challenge League 2: Coming soon to a Wing near you... (which Tornado will easily win)

Rougewing is promoted to Immortal COM, Congrats.

***~Fleet News~***

Usual Stuff, don't login to the TC site, news page is ok though.

***~From the Vault~***

I've managed to once again get into the vault, someone high and mighty tried to change the locks, however I'm smarter than i look >:)

~Major Hev Randrowan's version of the TIE Fighter plot~

Okay, there was this system...
Taroon the name, two planets, Kuan and Bordal, both in war with each other.Everything messed, you couldn't even order a good coffee since all was wasted.

Okay, there was this git, Maarek Stele, one of the Kuan. Naughty boy, steals parts for his landspeeder he tends to do stunts an stuff. (Beat me, why are such people always crack-shot piloting aces?).  Said git has friend named Pargo.

Okay, now comes the Empire part (weee).

Empire decides to put end to civil war. Captures both leaders of Kuan and Bordali and forces peace treaty. What happens? Tadaa, Maarek gets place as tech on an ISD (The Ven after listening to grand speech of Palpatine. OKay, git finds himself as tech on ISD and takes T/I out for testing spin. What happens? He receives distress signal of an imperial shuttle.
He rallies there, chases two Wishbones away and rescue some sort of admiral.

Admiral, totally amazed of little git, gives him opportunity to sign up for imperial academy. Tadaa, git finds himself in training (this is the part where all the TIE Fighter instrumental stuff comes in the book). There, he meets Pargo again, who signed up for the Stormtrooper (Hah, stupid fool). OKay, what you guess happens? Yeah, monsieur-le-freak-Stele manages to pull his arse through training and cadethood. In the Epilog, he meets the admiral (Named Mordon, btw) again. Congratulates, blah,blah, slap on the back, little hint from the old d00d.

Fin.

***~The Usual Suspects~***

MAJ Master
10/? HEAPS of Fiction Work
10/? Started replaying TIE, im going to see that clip of becoming the Emperor's Hand if it kills me.

LCM Sint Seelasi
Nothing *wacks upside head*

LT Servius Maximus
Your back from leave, but i haven't heard from u in ages, 1 week to report in, or your AWOL.

LT Kuja
MIA

COL Darklord
10/? Contact with me

LCM Rollins
*Cries*

SL Corran Horn
10/21 Won one LoC ([XvT] Monday Night Training)

CM Tomaas Montte
Leaving us :(

MAJ Hev Randrowan
10/21 Won one LoC ([XWA] Night of the Lost Souls)
10/? Flight 3 Report

LCM Quinn Median
10/? Contact with me

LT Haztix Vel
What happened to that XWA pilot file???

LCM Cyrus
10/? Flight Three webpage work
10/? Started Run-on


*** ~Challenge Most Wanted~***


TORNADO SQUADRON OF WING X : Strike
COMMANDER: MAJ Master (slavelet@iinet.net.au)
NICKNAME: DeathWind
BANNER: tornado.gif
MOTTO: Before Glory, Loyalty...Before Pride, Honor...Before Self, the Empire.
HOMEPAGE: http://www.isdchallenge.org/tornado/
MESSAGE BOARD: http://www.emperorshammer.net/mb/view.asp?b=39

FLIGHT I - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: Master's Minions
Motto: Fighter Pilots make movies... Bomber Pilots make History
1) MAJ Master (slavelet@iinet.net.au)
2) LCM Sint Seelasi (sints@interia.pl)
3) LT Servius Maximus (cronoking15@aol.com)
4) LT Kuja (ameloril@comcast.net) -MIA-

FLIGHT II - TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: Nil Satis Nici Optimum
Motto: We have fought 1000 wars and we'll fight 1000 more for we fight the good fight
1) COL Darklord (darklord@isdchallenge.org)
2) LCM Rollins (rollinsxwa@yahoo.com)
3) SL Corran Horn (coho@isdchallenge.org)
4) CM Tomaas Montte (TomaasMontte@HotPOP.com)

FLIGHT III - TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: The High Priests of Love
Motto: We're the Love Commandos and this is a Raid!
1) MAJ Hev Randrowan (deudodideudeu@gmx.net)
2) LCM Quinn Median (Rastyn@shaw.ca)
3) LT Haztix Vel (iw_mozidude@yahoo.co.uk)
4) LCM Cyrus (uber_mark@hotmail.com)

Citations: Unknown
FCHG Average: Unknown
Combat Rating Average: Unknown


***~Dark Lord of the Week~***

The highly prestigious title of Dark Lord of the Week is only given to the person who has most advanced the success of the Squadron, amused the CMDR, or slipped me the most £5 notes in a brown paper bag. This week's winner is:

CoHo & Hev, cause they did some stuff this week


***~Ewok of the Week~***

Yub Yub!

Every story has a hero, every journey has a first step, every Fleet has a pilot who's about as much use as an ashtray on a speeder bike. This weeks's Prize Ewok is none other than:

Kuja for his e-mail dieing.


***~Quote of the Week~***

No ones got nothing, :(


***~Site of the Week~***

http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1002920

Respectfully,
~MAJ "Slavelet" Master - Tornado Squadron~
====================================
CMDR-TCS/MAJ Master/Tornado/Wing X/ISD Challenge
SS/BS/PCx4/ISMx10/MoT-1rh-1gh-1bh/IS-7BW-1SW-1SR-1PR/LoC-ISx14/DFC/CoL/CoB/LoAx5/OV [LGNR] {IWATS-AIM-CBX-FLA-GFX-ICQ-M/1/2-RT-SM/2-TM-TT-XAM-XTM/1/2-XTT}
"You need to listen. I'm Starting to Trip....I'm losing my Grip....& I'm in this thing alone"......



You must be logged in to submit comments.