Tornado Squadron Report, April 17, 2005

Well. By now, you all most likely know how much I...dislike writing reports. So this will be short and to the point. :P

Tornado has been reopened, as all of you know unless you've been living under a rock. And not just a normal rock, but a rock that's inside a cave at the bottom of the Indian Ocean, that has the wreckage of a forty year-old submarine blocking the entrance.

Well, after that, I just paused for eight minutes trying to think of something else to type. But I got nothing. So I'll be moving on now.


Squadron News:
We've been reopened. I'm having us fly for citations, which is working so far. Coming up, there will be a couple of short competitions to lead the way into something bigger that I've honestly not thought up yet. But you can be assured that it'll be amusing!


Wing News:
Beats the hell out of me. Read Cor's Wing Report whenever he sends it out. :P
- Though said WC did earn a Silver Star, for reasons unknown to me. :P
- Locke was promoted to Vice Admiral.
- George declared that he wants a devilish, fun loving woman, but with a sweet and caring side.
- Locke participated in a wild orgy, but tried to cover it up by saying he was just "hanging out" with "friends." We know better, though.


Fleet News:
- Our BGCOM(Bubba, for those of you that are living under the aforementioned rock under the ocean behind a submarine) was promoted to Admiral.
- Nothing else that has any bearing on any of you. And if you want to know anyway, you can go to the site and look for yourself. :P


Competitions:
- None for the moment.


Activity:

1-1 LC Chris McCollum:
- Awarded IS-SR
- Awarded IS-SR
- Awarded ISM
- CMDR Stuff
- IRC Activity
- Helped get Tornado reopened. :P

1-2 LT Glenn:
- Completed TIE-TC 127
- Promoted to LT
- Completed XWA-FREE 115
- Message Board Activity

2-1 LCM Cyrus
- IRC Activity
- XWA Multiplayer Activity

2-2 LT Servius:
- IRC Activity

2-3 SL Lola
- Email contact

3-1 COL Darklord
- Completed XvT-TC 51
- Completed XvT-TC 50
- IRC Activity beyond all others. He 'hosed down' several idlers, if you know what I mean.

3-2 LT Oni
- Completed TIE-ID 1
- Completed TIE-ID 2
- Completed TIE-ID 3
- Completed TIE-ID 4
- Completed TIE-TC 18
- Completed TIE-TC 213
- Completed TIE-FREE 193
- Promoted to LT


Annoyingly Submitted:
CMDR/LC Chris McCollum/Tornado/Wing X/ISD Challenge
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