Weekly Squadron Sarcasm

This is LC Vladet Xavier reporting in for Crusader Squadron on June 25th, 2004

From the Commander's Office

Activity has picked up a considerable amount. Now, I've always stressed real life over this stuff, so I would like to take the time to congratulate Captain Panaka on becoming a father this past week; his wife gave birth to a beautiful baby boy. Congratulations to both him and his loved ones!

Don't forget to check in once a fortnight. If you can't write a simple three sentence e-mail saying that you haven't died on me, then you really don't belong in the club, much less think you can get a higher position and/or rank. Really.

Check out the Squadron Website for updated news, and stupid little things here and there that are somewhat funny and hilarious. Do it. Now. Yeah, just click the link. Shut up and do it.

Wolfpack News

Commander Lenvik won last week's "A Screenshot Divided" competition AGAIN. There have been multiple entries but he just seems to beat everyone to the punch. Please. Beat him this week.

The GWSOoM are in the SSL Finals. Gettin' 'er done!

Our ship website, ISD Grey Wolf.net, contains updated news and history of the Grey Wolf. Check it out.

Fleet News

The Command Staff played musical chairs this past week with Vice Admiral Drako becoming the new Training Officer. Fleet Admiral Keldorn took over the Security Officer post, with some other people taking over some slightly less important spots. Oh! Gelton is the new Grand Master.

Promotions/Medals/Awards

Captain Panaka has completed IWATS [WPN].
Captain Caine has completed IWATS [TACS].

Activity Report

CMDR-PROF/LC Vladet Xavier
-Finished archieving all previous reports.

FM/LCM ZuQ
-Failed to check in.

FM/CPT Panaka
-In contact via e-mail; IWATS completed.

FM/CM Repulsor
-Failed to check in.

FL/LCM Vance Blackguard
-Will be going AWOL by the 30th.

FM/LCM Artur Knight
-Failed to check in.

FL-TCS/CPT Marcus Caine
-Flew eight (8) battles; completed an IWATS.

FM/LT Sard Dau'kar
-Failed to check in.

Commander's Forum

Here it is!

Imperial-class Star Destroyers are the symbol of Imperial might in space. The Imperial Navy's largest standard starship strikes terror in all pirates and Rebels when it enters a system. Bristling with over forty turbolaser batteries, and able to hold five squadrons of TIE starfighters, taking out an Imperial Star Destroyer is no easy task!

Captain Needa was the commanding officer of the ISD Avenger during the Battle of Hoth, in which the Star Destroyer was in constant pursuit of the Millenium Falcon, the personal freighter of Han Solo. Needa was executed by Lord Darth Vader for "incompetence" by letting the Falcon get away. His cousin, a Lieutenant in the Imperial Navy, is in charge of an Orbital Solar Mirror above the planet Coruscant. What is the designation of this station, and how was it influential in the Battle of Coruscant?

In service of the Emperor's Hammer!

Lieutenant Colonel Vladet Xavier

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