Thunder Weekly Squadron Report #60



Communication:
EMAIL: Here is a listing of all the email addresses of Thunder Squadron: sgeers@hotmail.com, alonzoriveria@yahoo.ca, darkshadowchaser@hotmail.com, achtung_spitfire@hotmail.com, Zwan15@hotmail.com, Bouke@multilevel.nl, e.m.schreutelkamp@raketnet.nl, Hobbesforever@aol.com, Beefment@aol.com, ww_bolinger@hotmail.com

AIM:
Alexi – Hobbesforever
Beef - Beefment
Fritz Von Stukart – Commodore Frtz
Shadow - Devorous
me (Stuart) – ltsgeers
Ice - a112icehawk
Ryuu – Ryuu11210

I love to chat with you guys, about RL and EH issues and occurrences :) Feel free to contact me at any time on AIM (ltsgeers) MSN (sgeers@hotmail.com) IRC (`Stuart), email (sgeers@hotmail.com or carrot@isdchallenge.org), or ICQ at 35819021.

Messageboard: http://www.ehnet.org/mb/viewforum.php?f=43

News:

TIE Corps News: http://www.emperorshammer.net/news.asp

***Database is back! Uniform creation (after medals and such are fixed) along with medal recommendation in the works.***


Thunder News:
- Jeff has created a new XWA mission (3rd mission) and wants us to test it. Email him for a copy and installation instructions.

- Someone got promoted…

- 1 year as commander event coming up soon! (Still waiting for some ideas people!)

- Battleboard is up!!! (http://www.gysnet.com/index.php?wing=10&squad=1 )


Recruitment : Thunder isn’t full and neither is the wing or the club. PLEASE contact any people you know that are interested in Star Wars. Recruit!!

Comps:

*Thunder Orangeist Run-on competition (Round 3)*
The opportunity to create your commander's fictional background is here! For details go to our webpage (http://thunder.tiecorps.net/ )

The Great Relentless-Challenge Match!
Write a fiction of Challenge & Relentless pilots commit a prank against the BGCOM. Due TOMMOROW JUNE 27, 2004.

Arrivals: none

Departures: none

Medals/Awards:
just a few

Activity:
LC Stuart:
- WSR
- MB Activity
- Not so boring CMDR Stuff
- Running Fiction Comp
- SiK Group (http://sik.minos.net)
- redid missing bsfs
- pried for more IWATs to be restored
- Playing BOC4

LCM Karce:
- Email contact
- MSN Contact
- MB Activity
- Playing BOC4

CM Shadow:
- AIM contact

CPT Fritz Von Stukart:
- No Flight Report
- AIM Contact
- MSN Contact
- MB Activity
- Playing BOC4

LCM Ryuu
MB Activity
MSN Contact

LCM Ice
Email contact
MSN contact
Played SWG
Compiled an extra funny report! (nice one, Ice!)

LCM Azurin
MSN contact
Email contact
MB activity
Creating comic strip
Trivia Entry

CPT Alexi Stukov:
-Submitted Flight Report
-AIM activity
-MB activity
-Participated in wargame
-Sent in trivia answers
-Added to History
-Recruitment stuff
-Played FreeWorlds mod

MAJ Jeffery Domm:
-MSN Contact
-Making XWA battle (email to test his mission 3!!!)

COL Beef :
Tested Mission for TAC Office
MB Activity
AIM Activity
Running Wargame
Wrote BGCOM Prank Fiction
Answered Trivia Questions
Uploaded Uniform


Total LoCs = 0
Total IWATS = 0

Funnies Etc.

Things you’d love to say aloud at work.

1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit.

2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to
pronounce.

3. How about never? Is never good for you?

4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in
public.

5. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it
my way.

6. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.

8. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.

9. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a damn word you're
saying.

10. Ahhh...I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again...

11. I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid.

12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.

13. I have plenty of talent and vision; I just don't give a damn.

14. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you

16. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique
point of view.

17. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an
artist.

18. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely
coincidental.

19. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?

20. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.

21. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.

22. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely
ceremonial.

23. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be...?

24. Do I look like a people person?

25. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.

26. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.

27. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

28. If I throw a stick, will you leave?

29. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.

30. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.

31. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

32. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.

33. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1?

34. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.

35. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?

36. Chaos, panic, & disorder-my work here is done.

37. How do I set a laser printer to stun?

38. I thought I wanted a career; turns out I just wanted a salary.

39. Who lit the fuse on your tampon?

40. Oh I get it... like humor... but different.


Roster:
THUNDER SQUADRON OF WING X : Escort
COMMANDER: LC Stuart (sgeers@hotmail.com)
NICKNAME: The Eyes of the Storm, The Thunder From Down Under
BANNER: thunder.gif
MOTTO: The Clash of Thunder is your Death Knell
HOMEPAGE: http://thunder.tiecorps.net
MESSAGE BOARD: http://www.ehnet.org/mb/viewforum.php?f=70

FLIGHT I - TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: The Beefy Ones
Motto: Just Moo It
1) LC Stuart (sgeers@hotmail.com)
2) LCM Karce (alonzoriveria@yahoo.ca)
3) TBA
4) CM Shadow (darkshadowchaser@hotmail.com)

FLIGHT II - TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: Thunder's Talons
Motto: 'Feriens Tego' - Striking I Defend
1) CPT Fritz Von Stukart (achtung_spitfire@hotmail.com)
2) LCM Ice (Zwan15@hotmail.com)
3) LCM Ryuu (Bouke@multilevel.nl)
4) LCM Azurin (e.m.schreutelkamp@raketnet.nl)

FLIGHT III - TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: The Dogs of War
Motto: Gloria Statim - Instant Glory
1) CPT Alexi Stukov (Hobbesforever@aol.com)
2) COL Beef (Beefment@aol.com)
3) MAJ Jeffery Domm (ww_bolinger@hotmail.com)
4) TBA