Thunder Weekly Squadron Report #38
Welcome Back From Holidays!
Communication:
EMAIL: Here is a listing of all the emails of Thunder Squadron. sgeers@hotmail.com, achtung_spitfire@hotmail.com, darkshadowchaser@hotmail.com, Hobbesforever@aol.com, Beefment@aol.com, alonzoriveria@yahoo.ca, skc@o2.pl, ww_bolinger@hotmail.com, zwan15@hotmail.com
AIM:
Alexi – Hobbesforever
Beef - Beefment
Fritz Von Stukart – Commodore Frtz
Shadow - Devorous
me (Stuart) – ltsgeers
Dulcatos - Dulcatos

Messageboard: http://www.ehnet.org/mb/viewforum.php?f=70
I love to chat with you guys, about RL and EH issues and occurrences :) Feel free to contact me at any time on AIM (ltsgeers) MSN (sgeers@hotmail.com) IRC (`Stuart), email (sgeers@hotmail.com or carrot@isdchallenge.org), or ICQ at 35819021.
News:
TIE Corps News: http://www.emperorshammer.net/news.asp

Wing X News:

- Everyone is now back from a nice long holiday leave of absence.

- CM Shikie is Inferno’s new commander

- CPT Exar Kit joins inferno squadron
Thunder News:

- SL Ice is now a full lieutenant! Don’t spend too much of his money… :)

-Wing X battleboard http://www.minos.net/~styles/index.htm (being repaired)
Recruitment : PLEASE contact any people you know that are interested in Star Wars. Recruit!! (for recruits our WC is offering 1 ISM per and for 5 or more a PC :) plus the TIECorps has official medals for getting recruits)
Comps:
Thunder Orangeist Run-on competition (Round 2)
The opportunity to create your commander's fictional background is here! For details go to our webpage (http://thunder.tiecorps.net/ )
Whip Master into Shape (http://www.emperorshammer.net/competitions/details.asp?ID=962)
Here is your opportunity to beat your WC in combat, which should be every pilots dream!
The chance to stick it too me, and the ability to have complete bragging rights over the fact that you rule and I suck.

Each week in my report, ill pick one TIE-FREE mission for everyone to fly, all you have to do is beat my score.
The person with the highest score will win a IS-SW
And everyone who beats me will get a IS-BW
This week it is ON HOLD
Weekly Wing X Trivia (http://www.emperorshammer.net/competitions/details.asp?ID=959)
10 questions will be sent out. Send your answers to Master.
The person with the most right and is the fastest gets 9 points, second gets 6, third 3, fourth 1. One bonus point to the first person who can tell him what game he got the point scheme from.
Most points at end of month wins IS-SR, second gets IS-BR, third getting one point for next month’s round.

The Wing X FCHG Race
(http://www.emperorshammer.net/competitions/details.asp?ID=1117)

You have until the DUE DATE ON HOLD to fly as much as possible.
Any mission in the Mission Compendium is counted.
The Pilot who flies the most will receive a IS-SW & Pilot of the Month
The Pilot who scores second highest will receive a IS-BW and a fruit basket.
Arrivals: none
Departures: none
Medals/Awards:
SL Ice promoted to LT
Activity:
MAJ Stuart: (66 FCHG so far)
- MB activity
- WSR
- MSE
- Usual boring CMDR stuff
- Running Fiction Comp
- Submitted Wargame Turn Report
- Project Carrot (http://projectcarrot.tiecorps.net)

COL Beef (22 FCHG so far)
- AIM contact
- back from leave
- Running War Game
- MB Activity
- Completed TIE TC 86 (6 missions)

LT Ice (0 FCHG so far)
- email contact
- back from leave
- promoted to LT!
- completed INPR

CM Fritz Von Stukart: (69 FCHG so far)
Email contact

Back from leave
AIM contact
MSN contact
Recruited friend (waiting on training)
Flew Missions:
-TIE TC 36 (5 missions)
-TIE TC 38 (5 missions)

CM Dulcatos: (7 FCHG so far)

- Back from leave

CM Shadow: (0 FCHG so far) Unable to fly
- AIM contact


LCM Karce (1 FCHG so far) On leave
- Email Contact

MAJ Jeffery Domm (0 FCHG so far)
- Back from Leave

CPT Alexi Stukov (67 FCHG so far)
-Submitted Flight Report
-Back from leave
-MB activity
-AIM activity
-Participated in wargame
-Recruitment stuff
-Completed XWA IW 1 (5 missions 1 high score!)
-Completed XWA FREE IW 1 (1 mission)


Total missions = 22
Total LoCs = 0
Total IWATS = 0
Funnies

After a long period without, I am going to start adding funnies again. I hope you will read through the entire report and not just skip to these.

For those of you planning on seeing the third LOTR movie at the theater...
1. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, "Wait... where the hell is Harry Potter?"
2. Block the entrance to the theater while screaming: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" - After the movie, say "Lucas could have done it better."
3. At some point during the movie, stand up and shout: "I must go! Middle Earth needs me!" and run and try to jump into the screen. After bouncing off, return quietly to your seat.
4. Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip every time someone says: "The Ring."
5. Point and laugh whenever someone dies.
6. Ask the nearest ring-nut if he thinks Gandalf went to Hogwarts.
7. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson."
8. When Aragorn is crowned king, stand up and at the top of your lungs sing, "And I did it.... MY way...!"
9. At the end, complain that Gollum was offensive to Ethiopians.
10. Talk like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite off someone's finger and fall down the stairs.
11. When Shelob appears, pinch the guy in front of you on the back of the neck.
12. Dress up as old ladies and reenact "The Battle of Helms Deep" Monty Python style.
13. When Denethor lights the fire, shout "Barbecue!"
14. Ask people around you who they think is the next "Terminator" sent from the Middle Earth of the future to assassinate Frodo Baggins.
15. In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout "RUN FOREST, RUN!"
16. Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I'm Tolkien about!" See how long it takes before you get kicked out of the theatre.
17. During a wide shot of a battle, inquire, "Where's Waldo?"
18. Talk loudly about how you heard that there is a single frame of a nude Elf hidden somewhere in the movie.
19. Start an Orc sing-a-long.
20. Come to the premiere dressed as Frankenfurter and wander around looking terribly confused.


Roster:
THUNDER SQUADRON OF WING X : Escort
COMMANDER: MAJ Stuart (sgeers@hotmail.com)
NICKNAME: The Eyes of the Storm, The Thunder From Down Under
BANNER: thunder.gif
MOTTO: The Clash of Thunder is your Death Knell
HOMEPAGE: http://thunder.tiecorps.net
MESSAGE BOARD: http://www.ehnet.org/mb/viewforum.php?f=70
FLIGHT I - TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: The Beefy Ones
Motto: Just Moo It
1) MAJ Stuart (sgeers@hotmail.com)
2) COL Beef (Beefment@aol.com)
3) LT Ice (Zwan15@hotmail.com)
4) TBA
FLIGHT II - TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: Thunder's Talons
Motto: 'Feriens Tego' - Striking I Defend
1) CM Fritz Von Stukart (achtung_spitfire@hotmail.com)
2) CM Dulcatos (skc@o2.pl)
3) CM Shadow (darkshadowchaser@hotmail.com)
4) TBA
FLIGHT III - TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: The Dogs of War
Motto: Gloria Statim - Instant Glory
1) CPT Alexi Stukov (Hobbesforever@aol.com)
2) LCM Karce (alonzoriveria@yahoo.ca)
3) MAJ Jeffery Domm (ww_bolinger@hotmail.com)
4) TBA




CMDR/MAJ Stuart/Thunder/Wing X/ISD Challenge
GOE/BS/PCx6/ISMx8/IS-3BW-4BR-1SW-3SR/LoC-CSx2/CoL/CoB/OV-4E [GLDR] {IWATS-CBX-FLA-GFX-IIC/1-M/1-PHP-SM/3-TM-TT}
I'm going to contort you until time and space have no meaning!
"I......just.......love......dots!"
"No matter what you do, the squirrels always win!"
"Shoot for the moon - even if you miss, you'll be among the stars!"