This report was submitted by CM Conker
Beta Squad Report
April 10, 2004
NEWS
-Current projects of squad banner and squad patch being implemented
-Sirik hard at work filling in the web page. http://www.minos.net/~sirik/beta/home.htm Its a bit bare right now, but a great start. If you have pictures, comments, ideas, or other content, please send them to him.
Transfers
None
Promos
None
Medals
none
Activity
CM Conker
Commander stuff
LT Firzam Coldsteel
No Contact
LT Ripard Teg
No Contact
CM Sirik Xirok
IRC, Hard at work on the web page
CPT Death Angel
Talked on AIM
Comps
-SL2004. Fly TIE-FREE #235, XvT-FREE #139, and/or XWA-FREE #111 and get em to me by the 15th
Orders
-FLY!
-Make sure Conker knows your Alive
-Recruit...get us more pilots
Roster
BETA SQUADRON OF WING I : Strike
COMMANDER: CM Conker (Conker666@comcast.net)
BANNER: beta.jpg
HOMEPAGE: http://beta.squadron.org
FLIGHT I - TIE DEFENDER
1) CM Conker (Conker666@comcast.net)
2) LT Firzam Coldsteel (lothar_mcknight@lycos.com)
3) LT Ripard Teg (nathan@usscelt.org)
4) TBA
FLIGHT II - TIE DEFENDER
1) CM Sirik Xirok (shadowfighter1089@yahoo.com)
2) TBA
3) TBA
4) TBA
FLIGHT III - MISSILE BOAT
1) CPT Death Angel (Nykyos4@hotmail.com)
2) TBA
3) TBA
4) TBA
And Now...The Joke Of The Week!!
A stressed-out woman driving an SUV was tailgating a man driving a small car down a busy street. When the man stopped at a yellow light, the woman went berserk, screamed, honked her horn, and flipped off the poor guy -- all because she didn't get to race through the yellow light behind him. As she cursed away, there was a tap on her window and she turned to see a very serious police officer. He ordered her to exit the car with her hands up, hauled her off to the police station where she was searched, fingerprinted, photographed, and locked in a cell. After several hours, she was taken back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects. He explained, "I'm sorry for the mistake, lady, but when I pulled up behind you and you were blowing your horn, giving the finger, and cussing up a blue streak. Then I noticed your 'Choose Life' license plate frame, your 'What Would Jesus Do?" bumper sticker, the 'Follow Me to Sunday School' sign in your rear window, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on your trunk and I naturally assumed the car was stolen!"
CMDR/CM Conker/Beta/Wing I/SSSD Sovereign
PC/ISM/IS-1BR/CoL/CoB/OV-2E [DRAG] {IWATS-AIM-CBX-M/1-SM/3}
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