Weekly Squadron Sarcasm

This is LC Vladet Xavier reporting in for Crusader Squadron on June 18th, 2004

From the Commander's Office

Fairly slow week. I did manage to upload some old reports back onto the database (and contrary to popular belief, I have every single report saved in HTML form on my FTP server), so you can go review those if you wish. I will be adding some more this week and probably be finishing up next week sometime.

Don't forget to check in once a fortnight. If you can't write a simple three sentence e-mail saying that you haven't died on me, then you really don't belong in the club, much less think you can get a higher position and/or rank. Really.

Check out the Squadron Website for updated news, and stupid little things here and there that are somewhat funny and hilarious. Do it. Now. Yeah, just click the link. Shut up and do it.

Wolfpack News

Commander Lenvik won last week's "A Screenshot Divided" competition again. There have been multiple entries but he just seems to beat everyone to the punch. On another note, the Command Attache` to the Training Office (Drako; one of our old Diamondback pals) denied my comp ... but the ex-Training Officer approved this exact same thing ... right. Whatever. You'll get your crap!

The GWSOoM are in the SSL Finals. Gettin' 'er done!

Our ship website, ISD Grey Wolf.net, contains updated news and history of the Grey Wolf. Check it out.

Fleet News

Some battles were corrected by VA Styles.

Khadgar got promoted to full Admrial!

Mission Creation Wars begin again (dear god).

Promotions/Medals/Awards

Captain Caine has completed IWATS [WPN].
Captain Caine has completed IWATS [MP].

Activity Report

CMDR-PROF/LC Vladet Xavier
-Restored old reports to the database.

FM/LCM ZuQ
-Failed to check in.

FM/CPT Panaka
-Failed to check in.

FM/CM Repulsor
-Failed to check in.

FL/LCM Vance Blackguard
-Will be going AWOL by the 30th.

FM/LCM Artur Knight
-Failed to check in.

FL-TCS/CPT Marcus Caine
-Spearheading the Freeworlds effort.

FM/LT Sard Dau'kar
-Failed to check in.

Commander's Forum

Let's not be idiots and fail to check in, eh?

Boba Fett is the galaxy's most notorius and successful bounty hunter. He is ruthless, cold, emotionless, and is the only known person to survive being eaten in the Sarlaac.

Oddly enough, he served as someone's best man at a wedding! Who was this person and what was his bride's name? Also, name the groom's personal freighter.

In service of the Emperor's Hammer!

Lieutenant Colonel Vladet Xavier

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