Weekly Squadron Sarcasm

This is LC Vladet Xavier reporting in for Crusader Squadron on February 27th, 2004

From the Commander's Office

Squadron activity remains about the same. Excellent work. I want to see some final trivia submitions coming in these last few days, so get to work on those if you haven't.

Remember, if you have played ANY multi-player match and didn't win, let me know. I only recieve e-mails about your wins, not losses! Remember, if you lose a match, it's still 2 points (3 if you tie). If you win a match, and lose one the same day (and platform), don't worry about it. I'll find out myself.

When e-mailing me, FOR GOD'S SAKE .ZIP THE BLOODY THING! I was sent two unzipped .plts, and my inbox capacity suddenly went from 37% (normal) to 72% (not good). Please .zip all BSFs from now on.

Last minute battle plans will be sent tommorrow.

Check out the Squadron Website for updated news, and stupid little things here and there that are somewhat funny and hilarious. Do it. Now. Yeah, just click the link. Shut up and do it.

Wolfpack News

Major Picard has resigned from the position of Valkyrie CMDR. I have no clue what's going on with the position, so don't ask me. Most of that squad is being shipped off to the Inactive list or the M/FRG Phoenix, anyway. Whatever.

Expect ship numbers to drop by about ten or so after our victory. We're all good here, though. Or am I? *looks at the roster*

Our ship website, ISD Grey Wolf.net, contains updated point totals for both individual and squadrons. Crusader is fighting Tartarus for 3rd place on the ship (we're only a handful of points behind/ahead).

Fleet News

Two new IWATS courses are out. Trillian [TLN] and Internet Basics [IBX] are both out, and are both easy points for SC:VI. They also make your ID line a bit larger, so go take those.

XWA-TC #37 (GWSOoM 2: Sarin's Booze) has been released to the public rather fast. Somewhere between Testing and Release, the battle got more bugged than it actually was ... hmmm.

Some flag shifts. A database XO report out. Madness.

Promotions/Medals/Awards

IWATS [TLN] Completed by LC Vladet Xavier
IWATS [IBX] Completed by LC Vladet Xavier
IWATS [XTM/1] Completed by LCM ZuQ
IWATS [IBX] Completed by LCM ZuQ
IWATS [MP] Completed by LCM Artur Knight
IWATS [TLN] Completed by LCM Artur Knight
IWATS [IBX] Completed by CM Marcus Caine
IWATS [TLN] Completed by MAJ Keiran
IWATS [IBX] Completed by MAJ Keiran
GOE to LCM Vance Blackguard for doing Vlad's homework

Activity Report

CMDR-TCS/LC Vladet Xavier
-All activity is classified.

FM/LCM ZuQ
-All activity is classified.

FM/CPT Panaka
-All activity is classified.

FM/CM Repulsor
-All activity is classified.

FL/LCM Vance Blackguard
-All activity is classified.

FM/LCM Artur Knight
-All activity is classified.

FL-TCS/CM Marcus Caine
-All activity is classified.

FM/MAJ Keiran
-All activity is classified.

Commander's Forum

Again, I do not want you ruining your social lives for this comp. Then again, you've all been basking in considerable luxary for the past several months, so I guess it all checks out. If you have the chance to get smashed or fly TIE-TC whatever, you better damn go get trashed. That's an order.

Squadron Citations Corner

Crusader Squadron currently has 71 citations. With fifteen points a citation, we're racking them in hand over fist ... keep it up! We have gained 39 citations since SC:VI began. Great work!

In service of the Emperor's Hammer!

Lieutenant Colonel Vladet Xavier

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