Weekly Squadron Sarcasm

This is GA Vladet Xavier reporting in for Crusader Squadron on January 23rd, 2004

From the Commander's Office

Lieutenant Commanders Durakon Staely and Lazyleesblood are both off the roster now, and won't be let back in. They have both been listed as 'Inactive', and if you don't do good during SC:VI, you will be too.

I will have battle assignments for the rest of you pilots about a week before February. Better get your joysticks warmed up. I'm serious (for once). During this weekend I will send a squadron address containing the battles you should fly and other misc. tips.

Vlad's Easter Egg Hunt II is now underway. Details for the competition can be found here. There are some major changes from the first Egg Hunt, so be sure to read the instructions carefully. The Hunt for the IS-GR continues as Gilad leads the (Wolf)pack by winning last week's hunt.

Commander Caine has started a low-score FREE competition for the wing. Ask him for details on which FREEs will be flown, and other stuff.

Check out the Squadron Website for updated news, and stupid little things here and there that are somewhat funny and hilarious. Do it. Now. Yeah, just click the link. Shut up and do it.

Wolfpack News

The Commanding Officer of Vortex Squadron is none other than the final High Monk, Captain TK-6686 (aka Trent). Hopefully he'll do better this term than the last, and join the rest of the Monks in Majorness (Joey too).

Ship numbers dropped slightly because I'm an asshole.

Fleet News

XvT Week of War is over. The Emperor's Hammer had a record amount of total wins and players since June 2002. Despite this outstanding attendance record, the EH came in like 6th place or so. Pretty pathetic. Vlad's favorite Week of War (XWA) is now on, but since school is in full swing, I doubt I'll be flying much in it. Don't let that stop you, though.

Applications for Grand Moff (GMF) and Logistics Officer (LO) are still open for applications. Let's see if BubbaX snags either of the positions.

Just a reminder that multi-player comps are held in Undernet channel #ehcoc. So go fly and boost your Combat Rating. There is talk of a CR badge for your uniform, so you want one of those ... right? Anyway, XvT Week of War starts up in like 3 weeks, so get ready for that.

Promotions/Medals/Awards

Palpatine Crescent (PC) to Vlad for December activity.

Activity Report

CMDR-TCS/MAJ Vladet Xavier
-CMDR duties, e-mail, messageboard, and IRC activity.

FM/LCM ZuQ
-Prepped and ready for SC:VI

FM/CPT Panaka
-Prepped and ready for SC:VI

FM/CM Repulsor
-Prepped and ready for SC:VI

FM/LCM Rem Somnos
-Prepped and ready for SC:VI

FL/LCM Vance Blackguard
-Prepped and ready for SC:VI

FM/LCM Artur Knight
-Prepped and ready for SC:VI

FL-TCS/CM Marcus Caine
1/19/04 - BSF XvT-TC #57
1/19/04 - BSF XvT-TC #59

Commander's Forum

If you are not active for Supremacy Comp VI, do not expect to get anything after that. Ever. I don't care if you flew 100 battles in March, and only flew 4 battles in February ... you will get (expletive deleted) if you let me down for the comp. I am one hundred percent serious. Let's go have some fun and get the title of Flagship back to The Home of Legends.

Squadron Citations Corner

Crusader Squadron currently has a whopping 28 citations. This number should increase drastically next month. Or else.

In service of the Emperor's Hammer!

Major Vladet Xavier

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