~Tornado Squadron Weekly Report #53~ - 17th of
February 2003~
Disclaimer:This is a mature report. If you don't find any offensive, defamatory or vaguely sexual material please let us know and we'll put some in immediately.
***~CMDR's Rant~***
Valentines Day, YUCK, guys running round with flowers, chocolates, and
what, everyone knows that everyone is only doing this to get laid, i
don't care what u say, its true, women have to understand that guys think
about sex once every three seconds, trust me it comes across our minds
several times on Valentine's Day especially, Hell i was thinking about
it, so why just not rename the day to "Attempt to get Laid" Day
:PJust a thought....
*** ~Squadron News~***
*Tornado Squadron - A Call to Arms*First Round is over....
Scores are as follows.
Master - 20,641
Sint - 0
Ramos - 0
Zlachmyr - 0
Ivan Steiner - 0
Cyrus - 0
Not a great start peoples, i gain the IS-BW, and gain a head start in the next rounds.
The next Free Mission is, TIE-FREE Battle #209 - Historic Mission #1367
( http://www.emperorshammer.net/battles/battle.asp?record=847 )
Due date is Sunday Night/Monday Morning 12am EST Next week.
If you want a chance at all, i suggest u fly in this one.
*Recruitment - A Necessity*
The second of our comps, all rules and such were in that other email, ill just recap, the person who recruits the most before the second of March will win a IS-BR.
No one's recruited anyone yet.
*Tornado: Tour of Supremacy - The Return!*
Next Target - TBA
Start Date - TBA
Current Count - 7 - 3
On Hold, until you guys are a fighting force.
*Tornado Squadron "Almanac"*
Phase I - Rosters *Complete*
Phase II - Fiction & Graphics *Underway*
Phase III - Pilot History * Underway*
A few people have done this this week,
Ivan did both his INPR and his uniform
Zlachmyr did his INPR
Good Jobs Guys, the rest of u, chop chop
I'm going to start making the webpage in the next few days. Anyone with ASP, PHP or XML knowledge email me.
*Squadron Standing Orders.*
~Fly a FREE Mission/Battle (Any Platform)~
~Write a Fiction~
~Create a Graphic~
~Take an IWATS Course~
Other Activity will be decided on as it occurs such as Website work, Flash work, Mission Creation etc, BUT i must be told and proof must be given!
Remember you have to do at least one of them a week!!!!!
I'm starting to clamp down on this.
*Tornado Webpage - Version 2.0*
Work continues, Id like an update please Ivan.
*Citations*
I'll start fixing up the citation spreadsheet, ill tell u when its updated.
***~Squadron Orders~***
~Fly TIE-FREE Battle #209 - Historic Mission #1367~ *PRIORITY*~Complete INPR and Uniform~
~Fly Something~
~IWATS - See what life is like After IWATS~
***~Wing/BG News~***
*Mairin out of an Internet connection*Mai's Router is Rooted :P
Therefore doesn't have a stable Internet connection, guess that means Sephiroth is in charge....god help us all :P
*New Commanders*
Congrats to both CPT Chris MCcollum and LC Styles who got CMDR jobs on our fair ship.
I remember Chris as a little LT in Tempest, ahhhh those were the days, the stories i could tell :P
*COM's Protector Competition*
From Mai's Desk:
It's a fairly straight foward competition, using TIE Free 119 (one of my favorites!); highest weighted average wins the title COM's Protector for the next month, highest individual score wins an IS-SW and second highest wins an IS-BW. I think my top score on this mission was 80k-ish, so if you beat that you also get to claim you outflew the COM. :P
Small addition to this... I'm going to let whoever bests my top score on F-TIE 119 by the most to decide on my CallSign for the next month, so fly your socks off. :P
***~Fleet News~***
http://www.emperorshammer.net/news.asphttp://www.emperorshammer.org/news.htm
***~From the Vault~***
Hidden deep somewhere in the Challenge is a giant safe hidden from everyone's eyes, inside are detailed files on the EH Command staff (and other staff) and what can be used as discriminating evidence, as well as lots of information and Kessler's private pic's of several cadets (YUCK). Only few know of the Vaults existence even fewer have the combination to get in, Master is lucky enough to know it, so for you heres a small snipit of info~Elvish Names for our Squad~
Master ----> Vardaundome
Sint --------> Angasereg
Ramos ----> Pennquelleion
Zlachmyr -> Lossentalion
Ivan Steiner -> Gorothgaerion
Cyrus ------> Nevlhugion
***~The Usual Suspects~***
MAJ Master2/17 Flew XWA-TC Battle #27 - Battle of Corellia (570)
2/17 Flew TIE-FREE #187 - Great Ewok Hunt (20,641)
2/? Recruitment
2/? Wrote Fiction
2/? TAC Office work
2/? Marked IWATS tests
LCM Sint Seelasi
2/? Reported in
COL Ramos Kanzco
Nothing
CM Zlachmyr
2/? Updated INPR
LT Ivan Steiner
2/14 The Lines of Brotherhood Chapter OO1:
Prologue-Restless Night
2/14 The Lines of Brotherhood Temp Website @ http://lob.minos.net
2/17 Flew XWA-FREE #63 (82)
2/? Posted INPR
2/? Posted uniform
2/? Working on remake of Tornado Website to fulfill new TIE Corps Webpage regulations
LCM Cyrus
Nothing
Comments: Gentlemen, let me just say this.
Increase from last week, almost everyone doing something, good job all, now that most of u have dont your INPR's and Uniforms, u can fly the FREE mission.
Total FCHG Points: 6
Total IWATS: 0
Total Medals Awarded: 0
*** ~Challenge Most Wanted~***
TORNADO SQUADRON OF WING X : StrikeCOMMANDER: LC Master (slavelet@iinet.net.au)
NICKNAME: DeathWind
BANNER: tornado.gif
MOTTO: Before Glory, Loyalty...Before Pride, Honor...Before Self, the Empire.
HOMEPAGE: http://www.isdchallenge.org/tornado/
MESSAGE BOARD: http://www.ehnet.org/mb/viewforum.php?f=71
FLIGHT I - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: Master's Minions
Motto: Fighter Pilots make movies... Bomber Pilots make History
1) LC Master (slavelet@iinet.net.au)
2) LCM Sint Seelasi (sints@interia.pl)
3) TBA
4) COL Ramos Kanzco (ramos@isdchallenge.org)
FLIGHT II - TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: Nil Satis Nici Optimum
Motto: We have fought 1000 wars and we'll fight 1000 more for we fight the good fight
1) TBA
2) CM Zlachmyr (infernal_vortex@cox.net)
3) LT Ivan Steiner (eh_outsider@yahoo.com)
4) TBA
FLIGHT III - TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: The High Priests of Love
Motto: We're the Love Commandos and this is a Raid!
1) TBA
2) LCM Cyrus (uber_mark@hotmail.com)
3) TBA
4) TBA
Citations: 13
FCHG Average: 245
Combat Rating Average: 14
***~Dark Lord of the Week~***
The highly prestigious title of Dark Lord of the Week is only given to the person who has most advanced the success of the Squadron, amused the CMDR, or slipped me the most £5 notes in a brown paper bag. This week's winner is:Everyone, for a better week than last.
***~Ewok of the Week~***
Yub Yub!Every story has a hero, every journey has a first step, every Fleet has a pilot who's about as much use as an ashtray on a speeder bike. This weeks's Prize Ewok is none other than:
Our new CMDR's, your mine!!!!!
***~Quote of the Week~***
<Mairin> :)Successfully Sent Mairin.jpg(68.4Kb) to Mairin at 7778 cps.
<Mairin> I have a far bigger chest than that :P
<RazoR|GFX> heh
* RazoR|GFX remembers ladies slapping him when drawing them like sex-bombs
<Mairin> lol
<RazoR|GFX> Aye... I'll correct
<RazoR|GFX> Damn, you're turning into somesort of Lara Croft now:P
<Mairin> :D
[21:20] <RazoR|GFX> Hmm...
[<RazoR|GFX> Well... it's not me who's got the apples in the bra
<Mairin> lol
* RazoR|GFX tries to count-up the number of gals who would have slapped him across the rhein for such a comment
<Mairin> :P
<RazoR|GFX> Yeah... I'm not having luck with the local femality:)
<Mairin> make the t-shrt a v-neck
<RazoR|GFX> Hmm...
<RazoR|GFX> You mean deeper cut to the front?
<Mairin> yeah
<RazoR|GFX> HOW deep?
<RazoR|GFX> o.O
<Mairin> deep :P
<RazoR|GFX> heh
<Mairin> i don't have many clothes that show less than half my chest. :P
<RazoR|GFX> heh...
<RazoR|GFX> And later, they hang me for drawing dirty pics...
<RazoR|GFX> I'm not a catholic priest, nono... BUT....
<Mairin> just do it :P
<RazoR|GFX> kay,kay...:)
~Once in my life i don't have a clue what to write, though i have the pic, and its quite amusing. :P
***~Site of the Week~***
http://www.barrowdowns.com/middleearthname.asp
Lieutenant Colonel Master
Tornado Squadron Commander - ISD Challenge
IWATS Professor - Rebellion Tactics
TAC Office - Crash Test Dummy
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