~Tornado Squadron Weekly Report #52~ - 10th of February 2003~
Disclaimer:This is a mature report. If you don't find any offensive, defamatory or vaguely sexual material please let us know and we'll put some in immediately.
***~CMDR's Rant~***
*Sniffs* Look at the # of reports ive been here for, has it been so long, guess to, that's right ladies and gents, I've been a CMDR for Tornado Squadron for a year (was year on the 29th actually) and I've been in the EH for two years come this Valentines day, or what a wonderful "month", i expect pressies, NOW!!!!
*** ~Squadron News~***
*Tornado Squadron - A Call to Arms*I have explained it all to you in a separate email, if you require anymore information then please email me, i wont yell at you.
The mission which is due Sunday Night/Monday Morning 12am EST is
TIE-FREE Battle #187 - Great Ewok Hunt
( http://www.emperorshammer.net/battles/battle.asp?record=664 )
Remember this is a Priority Comp, MEANING you all have to fly, or i will yell :D
*Recruitment - A Necessity*
The second of our comps, all rules and such were in that other email, ill just recap, the person who recruits the most before the second of March will win a IS-BR.
*Tornado: Tour of Supremacy - The Return!*
Next Target - TBA
Start Date - TBA
Current Count - 7 - 3
On Hold, until you guys are a fighting force.
Tornado Squadron "Almanac"*
Phase I - Rosters *Complete*
Phase II - Fiction & Graphics *Underway*
Phase III - Pilot History * Underway*
Write your INPR's. NOW!!!
And do your uniforms!!!!
*Roster Changes*
Arion has been AWOL'd, dont let yourselves be the next.
*Squadron Standing Orders.*
~Fly a FREE Mission/Battle (Any Platform)~
~Write a Fiction~
~Create a Graphic~
~Take an IWATS Course~
Other Activity will be decided on as it occurs such as Website work, Flash work, Mission Creation etc, BUT i must be told and proof must be given!
Remember you have to do at least one of them a week!!!!!
I'm starting to clamp down on this.
*Tornado Webpage - Version 2.0*
Work continues, Id like an update please Ivan.
*Citations*
I'll start fixing up the citation spreadsheet, ill tell u when its updated.
***~Squadron Orders~***
~Fly TIE-FREE Battle #187 - Great Ewok Hunt~ *PRIORITY*~Complete INPR and Uniform~
~Fly Something~
~IWATS - See what life is like After IWATS~
***~Wing/BG News~***
*New Challenge Website*New Challenge Website at http://www.isdchallenge.org/new/index.htm
Its quite good, especially the pic on the side :P
Go have a look and tell us what you think.
*COM's Protector Competition*
From Mai's Desk:
It's a fairly straight foward competition, using TIE Free 119 (one of my favorites!); highest weighted average wins the title COM's Protector for the next month, highest individual score wins an IS-SW and second highest wins an IS-BW. I think my top score on this mission was 80k-ish, so if you beat that you also get to claim you outflew the COM. :P
Small addition to this... I'm going to let whoever bests my top score on F-TIE 119 by the most to decide on my CallSign for the next month, so fly your socks off. :P
*Numbers*
Challenge has the 3rd Highest Member count in the entire TC Fleet!!!!
Lets get to second shall we!
*Yay*
Finally Congrats to Inferno and Thunder who had a great month of activity during January.
Is it just me or is it about time Tornado got more active and got some awards???
HINT HINT!!!!
***~Fleet News~***
http://www.emperorshammer.net/news.asphttp://www.emperorshammer.org/news.htm
***~From the Vault~***
Hidden deep somewhere in the Challenge is a giant safe hidden from everyones eyes, inside are detailed files on the EH Command staff (and other staff) and what can be used as discriminating evidence, as well as lots of information and Kessler's private pic's of several cadets (YUCK). Only few know of the Vaults existence even fewer have the combination to get in, Master is lucky enough to know it, so for you heres a small snipit of infoSorry, but I'm really not in the mood, ill make it up to you next week.
***~The Usual Suspects~***
MAJ Master2/8 Awarded ISM
2/? Joystick Problems
2/? Did missions for TAC office assignment, Operation Point Blank
2/? Wrote Fiction
2/? TAC Office work
2/? Marked IWATS tests
LCM Sint Seelasi
Reported in, one week remaining before being AWOL'd
COL Ramos Kanzco
Nothing
CM Zlachmyr
2/6 Flew TIE-TC Battle #2 - Strike at Calamari (254,210)
LT Ivan Steiner
Nothing
LCM Cyrus
Nothing
CM Arion Sunrider
2/10 Waiting Removal
Comments: Gentlemen, let me just say this.
This is Tornado Squadron, part of the TIECorps, this is NOT the Senate, DB, INTEL or any other Subgroup.
If you are in another subgroup and you are active there but not here and blame it on that, i dont give a sh*t, if you are in more than one subgroup you are expected to be active in ALL OF THEM, if your not THEN QUIT SOME!!!!!!!!!!!
Activity in other Subgroups is not an excuse, when we get Profiles that show all the subgroups THEN ill think about using that as activty, if your not active cause of those subgroups then quit till u have the time. This is one of the main reasons im only in the TC.
We all have limitations, learn yours.
Total FCHG Points: 0
Total IWATS: 0
Total Medals Awarded: 1 (ISM)
*** ~Challenge Most Wanted~***
TORNADO SQUADRON OF WING X : StrikeCOMMANDER: LC Master (slavelet@iinet.net.au)
NICKNAME: DeathWind
BANNER: tornado.gif
MOTTO: Before Glory, Loyalty...Before Pride, Honor...Before Self, the Empire.
HOMEPAGE: http://www.isdchallenge.org/tornado/
MESSAGE BOARD: http://www.ehnet.org/mb/viewforum.php?f=71
FLIGHT I - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: Master's Minions
Motto: Fighter Pilots make movies... Bomber Pilots make History
1) LC Master (slavelet@iinet.net.au)
2) LCM Sint Seelasi (sints@interia.pl)
3) TBA
4) COL Ramos Kanzco (ramos@isdchallenge.org)
FLIGHT II - TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: Nil Satis Nici Optimum
Motto: We have fought 1000 wars and we'll fight 1000 more for we fight the good fight
1) TBA
2) CM Zlachmyr (infernal_vortex@cox.net)
3) LT Ivan Steiner (eh_outsider@yahoo.com)
4) TBA
FLIGHT III - TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: The High Priests of Love
Motto: We're the Love Commandos and this is a Raid!
1) TBA
2) LCM Cyrus (uber_mark@hotmail.com)
3) TBA
4) TBA
Citations: 13
FCHG Average: 243
Combat Rating Average: 14
***~Dark Lord of the Week~***
The highly prestigious title of Dark Lord of the Week is only given to the person who has most advanced the success of the Squadron, amused the CMDR, or slipped me the most £5 notes in a brown paper bag. This week's winner is:Zlachmyr, for doing the SSO this week.
***~Ewok of the Week~***
Yub Yub!Every story has a hero, every journey has a first step, every Fleet has a pilot who's about as much use as an ashtray on a speeder bike. This weeks's Prize Ewok is none other than:
You all, may u do better next week, OR ELSE!
***~Quote of the Week~***
Submitted by Hev: Stuff in "" are thoughts, that Hev thought Cyrus would say, have to say he's right :P*Swearing has been either changed or modified*
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<DJ_kurt> i want to be the bloody manager of this channel!!
"Oho... a flamer...."
<MAJ_RazoR> Heh
<DJ_kurt> can i?
"Sb from behind the moon...."
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<MAJ_RazoR> Why you want?
<DJ_kurt> i was the one who opened this channel a year ago!!!
<DJ_kurt> i was the one who opened this channel a year ago!!!
"And my granny drives motorcross in the chicken-shed..."
* MAJ_RazoR nods
<MAJ_RazoR> Sure
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"Straight guy... damn I like him, muhahaha"
<MAJ_RazoR> Nope
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X sets mode: +o MAJ_RazoR
"Hah, eat 1337 ,s|_4(|<3R"
<DJ_kurt> i opned it first!!!
<MAJ_RazoR> We took it
"That's natural... right of the stronger...."
<DJ_kurt> who is the manager?
<MAJ_RazoR> God knows
"Okay... it's Master, that bum, but that, he doesn't need to know..."
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"Partnership? Who the guy thinks we are? The Tradefederation?"
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<MAJ_RazoR> We got some rules here and they don't allow you having @
"Okaaay.... after rules, I shouldn't have @ as well... But he doesn't know that... nanana:P"
<DJ_kurt> **** u ****** ****** channel stealer!!!
"Decent guy... damn , I like him, muhahaha"
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~Well i found it funny
***~Site of the Week~***
http://download.consumptionjunction.com/multimedia/cj_16744.swf
Its totally worth any loading time u may have to put up with.
Lieutenant Colonel Master
Tornado Squadron Commander - ISD Challenge
IWATS Professor - Rebellion Tactics
TAC Office - Crash Test Dummy
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