~Tornado Squadron Weekly Report #51~ - 3rd of
February 2003~
Disclaimer:This is a mature report. If you don't find any offensive, defamatory or vaguely sexual material please let us know and we'll put some in immediately.
***~CMDR's Rant~***
*Cries* i had a killa Rant for this week, and i forgotten what the bloody
thing was, evil memory.*** ~Squadron News~***
*Latest Comp*You were all ordered to fly TIE-TC Battle #137 - Pirate Arms War.
The Winner was going to get a IS-BW.
(Don't worry Cyrus and Zlachmyr, you two were excused)
Well i was the only one who submitted, and trust me it would have been simple to beat me since i few half the missions with in-game cheats on.
So i get the IS-BW.
I expect better next time.
Expect AWOL's to start happening if people don't start getting active.
*Tornado: Tour of Supremacy - The Return!*
Next Target - TBA
Start Date - TBA
Current Count - 7 - 3
On Hold, until you guys are a fighting force.
Tornado Squadron "Almanac"*
Phase I - Rosters *Complete*
Phase II - Fiction & Graphics *Underway*
Phase III - Pilot History * Underway*
Write your INPR's. NOW!!!
And do your uniforms!!!!
*New Members*
Welcome (back) two former Tornado members, CM Zlachmyr (formerly known as Xyrryc) who has been in Tornado under both Kessler and Mairin, and also in Tempest under Shak.
And also LCM Cyrus, who was under my command a few months ago.
Please make them feel at home, Gentlemen (and the rest of you) Please get to know the Squadron Standing Orders, which is directly below this section, you have been ordered to do them, not only by me, but also in the Ship Standing Orders.
*Squadron Standing Orders.*
~Fly a FREE Mission/Battle (Any Platform)~
~Write a Fiction~
~Create a Graphic~
~Take an IWATS Course~
Other Activity will be decided on as it occurs such as Website work, Flash work, Mission Creation etc, BUT i must be told and proof must be given!
Remember you have to do at least one of them a week!!!!!
*Tornado Webpage - Version 2.0*
Work continues, Id like an update please Ivan.
*New Comp*
I'm working out the details.
*In-Actives*
Some of you will find emails in your inbox about being inactive, i suggest you read it and take it in, i don't ask for much per week, it doesn't take long to fly a free (especially with cheats on) or do whatever else.
***~Squadron Orders~***
~Complete INPR and Uniform~~Fly Something~
~IWATS - See what life is like After IWATS~
***~Wing/BG News~***
*New Challenge Website*New Challenge Website at http://www.isdchallenge.org/new/index.htm
Its quite good, especially the pic on the side :P
Go have a look and tell us what you think.
*COM's Protector Competition*
From Mai's Desk:
It's a fairly straightforwards competition, using TIE Free 119 (one of my favorites!); highest weighted average wins the title COM's Protector for the next month, highest individual score wins an IS-SW and second highest wins an IS-BW. I think my top score on this mission was 80k-ish, so if you beat that you also get to claim you outflew the COM. :P
Small addition to this... I'm going to let whoever bests my top score on F-TIE 119 by the most to decide on my CallSign for the next month, so fly your socks off. :P
And for God's sakes be nice to my lil callsign. :P
I was thinking something like, "Slavelet's lil sex toy"? what u think :P
Challenge has the 3rd Highest Member count in the entire TC Fleet!!!!
Lets get to second shall we!
Finally Congrats to Inferno and Thunder who had a great month of activity during January.
Is it just me or is it about time Tornado got more active and got some recognition???
HINT HINT!!!!
***~Fleet News~***
http://www.emperorshammer.net/news.asphttp://www.emperorshammer.org/news.htm
***~From the Vault~***
Hidden deep somewhere in the Challenge is a giant safe hidden from
everyone's eyes, inside are detailed files on the EH Command staff (and
other staff) and what can be used as discriminating evidence, as well as
lots of information and Kessler's private pic's of several cadets (YUCK).
Only few know of the Vaults existence even fewer have the combination to
get in, Master is lucky enough to know it, so for you heres a small
snipit of infoRandom Joke.
(Posted by LC Gunman)
A couple was travelling by car at 100 km/h. The wife said: "Honey, we've been married for 15 years, but I want to divorce."
The husband remained quiet, and increased speed to 120 km/h.
The wife continued: "Don't come asking me to change my mind, I'm having an affair with your best friend, who is a lot better in bed than you."
He remained quiet and increased speed to 130 km/h.
She continued: "I want the house."
The speed went to 140 km/h
"I want the kids."
The speed was now 150 km/h.
"I also want the car and all credit cards."
The speed increased to 160 km/h. He remained quiet.
She finally asks: "Don't you want anything?"
He answered: "No, I got everything I wanted."
"What do you got?" she asked.
He answers, a few seconds after going against the wall: "I got the Air Bag!"
***~The Usual Suspects~***
MAJ Master2/2 Wrote MSE
2/3 Flew TIE-TC Battle #137 - Pirate Arms War (117,741)
2/? TAC Office work
2/? Marked IWATS tests
(8 FCHG Points Flown this week)
LCM Sint Seelasi
Nothing
COL Ramos Kanzco
Nothing
CM Zlachmyr
1/28 Arrived in Tornado Squadron
LT Ivan Steiner
Nothing
LCM Cyrus
2/1 Arrived in Tornado Squadron
CM Arion Sunrider
Nothing
Comments: Far Worse than last week, ranting emails sent out.
Total FCHG Points: 10
Total IWATS: 0
Total Medals Awarded: 0
*** ~Challenge Most Wanted~***
TORNADO SQUADRON OF WING X : StrikeCOMMANDER: LC Master (slavelet@iinet.net.au)
NICKNAME: DeathWind
BANNER: tornado.gif
MOTTO: Before Glory, Loyalty...Before Pride, Honor...Before Self, the Empire.
HOMEPAGE: http://www.isdchallenge.org/tornado/
MESSAGE BOARD: http://www.ehnet.org/mb/viewforum.php?f=71
FLIGHT I - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: Master's Minions
Motto: Fighter Pilots make movies... Bomber Pilots make History
1) LC Master (slavelet@iinet.net.au)
2) LCM Sint Seelasi (sints@interia.pl)
3) TBA
4) COL Ramos Kanzco (ramos@isdchallenge.org)
FLIGHT II - TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: Nil Satis Nici Optimum
Motto: We have fought 1000 wars and we'll fight 1000 more for we fight the good fight
1) TBA
2) CM Zlachmyr (infernal_vortex@cox.net)
3) LT Ivan Steiner (eh_outsider@yahoo.com)
4) TBA
FLIGHT III - TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: The High Priests of Love
Motto: We're the Love Commandos and this is a Raid!
1) TBA
2) LCM Cyrus (uber_mark@hotmail.com)
3) CM Arion Sunrider (sithscholar@yahoo.com)
4) TBA
Citations: 6
FCHG Average: 230
Combat Rating Average: 14
***~Dark Lord of the Week~***
The highly prestigious title of Dark Lord of the Week is only given to
the person who has most advanced the success of the Squadron, amused the
CMDR, or slipped me the most £5 notes in a brown paper bag. This week's
winner is:Zlachmyr & Cyrus for returning to Tornado.
***~Ewok of the Week~***
Yub Yub!Every story has a hero, every journey has a first step, every Fleet has a pilot who's about as much use as an ashtray on a speeder bike. This weeks's Prize Ewok is none other than:
The lot of you for your activity. *sigh*
***~Quote of the Week~***
I couldn't find nothing :(***~Site of the Week~***
http://www.ehnet.org/mbEH Message Boards
GO POST!!!!!
Lieutenant Colonel Master
Tornado Squadron Commander - ISD Challenge
IWATS Professor - Rebellion Tactics
TAC Office - Crash Test Dummy
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