Kappa Squadron Report - October 30th, 2000 - CM Astarosta
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Ughh...another late report...it seems that RL is in an official undercover conspirative campaign to keep me away from the EH (call me paranoid and slap me in da buzzock :p)

Squadron News
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-I finally got to write this: WELCOME RAZOR!!!! His 2 month experience over on Daedalus should make out of him the most overtrained cadet I've ever seen. That's why the welcome party will be DOUBLE!!! YEEEEEEEAAAA!!!! (double in all aspects, double amount of girls, double provision of beer, double duration in time...and double newbie payement. Yes Razor, the newbie usually pays all, so you'll be asking for a loan really soon :)

-Another week, another departure. LT Reb Crush has left to the Reserves due to RL issues. We all whish him the best of luck.
This leaves the position of Kappa Webmaster open. Anyone who wishes to take care of updating and/or changing/improving the website, send me an application ASAP. You'll get the chance of enhancing your tiny ID line with a nice title, and if you do your job well, rewards will come by themselves.

-The Flight II FL position is still open, however I've made up my mind, stay tuned for an official announcement on my decision anytime soon.



Squadron Orders
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-The Border Wars internal comp is on!! We're flying both missions from previous rounds (attached) with no sissy rebel rules. Kill 'em all!!!! (Astarosta makes his badarse face that he practices every morning on the mirror, and yet again, he fails :p) Deadline: Nov 7th. PRIORITY!!!

-Kappa vs Sadhe is on!!! you know that we need a 100% on this one, so I'm not saying it again (somewhere inside Astarosta's brain a little voice says:"you've just said it sucka!") DOH!!
Anyway, the mission is Free Tie 135 (attached). Algaron reported on a bug, I haven't flown it yet. If anyone has, please tell me if you get any bugs, so I talk to Sadhe's CMDR MAJ Sickman
Deadline: November 3rd. PRIORITY!!!

-Operation "Release the Ties" has started!! First movement and orders will be issued next Wendsday. The signup is closed, and Kappa's participating pilots are:

CM Astarosta
CM Algaron
LCM Jan Wemmel

The participants have been split in two teams, Red and Blue. We're on team Blue along with Sigma and Theta. Go check the operation's site at http://www.operationtie.50megs.com/ to read rules and listings. Lets kick some Red arses!!! and make them even MORE red!!! :p

-The motto and nick change MUST BE DEALT WITH ASAP. You've all had time to think, so come up with something and tell me so.

Activity Report
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CM Astarosta/Kappa 1-1

10-23-00 Signed up on Operation "Release the Ties" comp
10-24-00 Helped on a new Recruitment Drive issued by the Recruitment Officer
10-27-00 Awarded with an ISM for Beta Testing Period #21

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LT Hawk Hunter/Kappa 1-2

No Activity Reported - Warning! a week away from AWOL check. Answer please!

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SL Razor/Kappa 1-3

10-28-00 Promoted to SL, assigned to Kappa 1-3. Welcome at last, dude!
10-29-00 Submitted TC TIE battles 69 and 119. good work SL! Promotion is underway!

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CM Algaron/Kappa 2-2


10-22-00 Uploaded uniform to the TC Database
10-23-00 Passed IWATS courses mIRC 1 and 2
10-24-00 Signed up on Operation "Release the Ties" comp
Submitted both tfrs for Border Wars round 3

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LCM Jan Wemmel/Kappa 3-1


10-24-00 Signed up on Operation "Release the Ties" comp
10-25-00 Started a new Recruitment Drive
10-29-00 Played CAB 4

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LT Reb Crush/Kappa 3-3


10-24-00 Asked transfering to the Reserves due to RL issues. End of current record

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Miscellaneous
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-VA Wlodek has made a patch for Tie Disk users that adds the infamous Asteroid base and Warhead Launcher. Yay yay yay! *Astarosta does the happy Tie Disk user dance, which, by the way you DON'T want to see .p* Let's hear it for Wlodek, former Kappa CMDR!! YEEAH!!

-The FO finally returned from her leave and made an expedition into her mailbox. Living proof is that Razor is here with us. :p *Astarosta does the "FO is back" breakdance step, which you also don't wanna see :p

-Psi's official nutter, message board filler and drink buddy on #Airlock54, Jon Doyle has been promoted to CM. And the party I expect from this will leave Woodstock like a camping day. :p Congrats Jon! *Astarosta does the promotion foxtrot swing and gets a girl inmediately :p*

-Ah, forgot, happy Halloween *Astarosta has a Ford Prefect on Scotch costume, which by the way looks pretty much the same as his everyday clothes :p* Ah, go ahead and do some "trick or treat" on the other squads headquarters, and see how many illegal substances you can get! :p

-There are new polls on the EH polling center. Go vote'em out at http://polls.squadron.org/ *Astarosta does the Happy Manesh dance, which DEFINITELY you don't want to see* :p

-AOL 6.0 is out. Go to http://www.aol.com/, download it, puke and report to Sauron's sickbay. :p

Squadron Roster
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COMMANDER: CM Astarosta (astarosta@copetel.com.ar)
NICKNAME: Silencers
MOTTO: Push it to the limit......and beyond!
HOMEPAGE: http://kappa.squadron.org

FLIGHT I - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: Protectorate
Motto: "Insanely Sucessful"
1) CM Astarosta (astarosta@copetel.com.ar)
2) LT Hawk Hunter (nichnick17@hotmail.com)
3) SL Razor (pedroamado@eudoramail.com)
4) TBA

FLIGHT II - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: The Sweepers
Motto: Crush ´n mop up!
1) TBA
2) CM Algaron (algaron1@hotmail.com)
3) TBA
4) TBA

FLIGHT III - TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: Unlimited Protection Inc
Motto: Dial 555-Protection
1) LCM Jan Wemmel (Jan1506@gmx.de)
2) TBA
3) TBA
4) TBA


total:5


Respectfully submitted by,


CMDR-TCS/CM "Roasty" Astarosta/Kappa/Wing II/SSSD Sovereign
PCx4-ISMx5-CoB [PLDN] {IWATS-TT-TM-IIC-M1/2-SM2}
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