Yes, there is a Para-Olympian Barbie.
No further comment.
Ford bought Jabba Glob for three bucks this weekend. Fun. :P
-Squadron News-
- SL Izlude joined CM Vanik Rasten in departing for Trapper Squadron of Avenger Wing II....good luck to the both of them!
- We have a new transfer! Please welcome COL Marenta in from her stay in the Reserves! Finally...a pilot who won't be bugging her CMDR about promotion. :P Anyhow, say hi :P
- ph33r! Our very own Psyko is now COM/RA Psyko of the VSD Warhammer! Apparently, Psyko somehow managed to get PREX Coursca drunk enough to appoint him COM of the Corporate Division's flagship :P Good luck, and congratulations Psyko! No word yet on how this will affect his status in the TC (i.e, if he'll be forced to transfer...) Psyko, any updates?
- Psyko *was* going to be appointed FL of Two Flight, but, with his recent advancement, he won't be able to take over those duties. So, leadership over da Chick Magnets remains once again open. All interested should apply to Ford by next Saturday.
- The Flight vs. Flight vs. Flight competition is still underway...and Ford has received only two submissions thus far, both from One Flight...Two and Three, ye folke better get yer act together lest you be forced to perform some humiliating act by the victorious One Flighters >:P
::: begins to get evil ideas... :::
- Psi Squadron Trivia is still active. Out of the squadron, only Jens has participated, being awarded four sympathy points for answering 'to the best of his abilities'. This is as close to equal opportunity as you'll get in the Corps, folks. :P
- Need...orange...juice..
- OU beat Arkansas State. 45-7. Yay.
- The squadron website still isn't up to date....sigh. Ford will get working on that as soon as time allows.
- LCM Dark Spector is going to be releasing some XWA training missions for all squadron members with Alliance to fly. Though Psi is a TIE squadron, he'd like to see those who have XWA and XvT participate in multiplayer events like Outer Rim...after all, who can argue with toasting some Rebels? :P
- Combat Run 13 was announced! Get to flying TC-78, Part II of the Verpine Encounter by the 15th! More details in the 'Orders' section...
- Squadron League results were released through CR 11 earlier in the month...as of Combat Run 11, Psi was in 7th place...about 1.3 million points behind the 6th place squadron, Praetorian, and only about 200,000 points ahead of the 8th place squad, Teth of Wing IV! We'll definitely need a strong showing from CR 13 to maintain our playoff position!
- CPT Jens Vigsted remains on leave, no word yet on when he'll be returning...
- LCMs Rhinok Maul and Nemesis have not yet responded to the AWOL check, nor has CM Ben Colley. Please get in touch with Ford as soon as possible to prevent your AWOLing!
-Wing News-
- CM Deacan has stepped down as Kappa CMDR, and was promptly promoted to CPT. Ford knew he was going about this rank business all wrong :P
Congratulations to the newly-appointed CM Astarosta, the newest Kappa CMDR!
- LC Calias has retired from his position of Sin CMDR to the Reserves...good luck to him in RL, and to his successor.
- MAJ Inkwolf will be going on Shore Leave for a week starting the 19th...hope she can survive in a technology - free enviroment for a week :P
-Squadron Orders-
- Fly TC-78!!! Ford's gotten but one submission thus far, and the deadline is a mere 5 days away! Ford would advise you not to put this off to the last minute, as it is indeed a difficult battle (says he who is stuck on Mission 3 :P)...Note: this takes top priority over all other current squadron orders!
- The Flight vs. Flight vs. Flight vs. Fli...er...competition. Ford would advise Two and Three Flight to fly TC-106 before the end of the month before they're forced to profess their secret fetish for Boy George before the entire Wing. :P
- Psi Squadron Trivia is still going on...deadline for submissions is the end of the month. A copy of the trivia is attached to the Briefing..
- The Big Sov Competition is still underway! Get those FCHG points in! :P Ford has a hunch that if Wing II doesn't win, Inky will be bringing out the keel-hauling rope :P
-Activity Report-
CMDR/MAJ Ford Prefect:
9.8.00 - Completes Free-TIE 127
9.8.00 - Competes in the ISD Immortal ECR Celebration Bash, TIE Division
Did some other stuff which he forgot to record on ATR... :P
FM/LCM Rhinok Maul:
No Activity
FM/LT Zekk Terrik !!!!!! :
9.4.00 - Completes IWATS IIC 1
9.4.00 - Completes IWATS IIC 2
9.4.00 - Completes IWATS IIC 3
9.4.00 - Completes IWATS mIRC 1
9.4.00 - Completes IWATS mIRC 2
9.4.00 - Completes TC-106
9.4.00 - Completes TC-78
9.4.00 - Completes TC-32
9.5.00 - Completes IWATS SM/2
9.8.00 - Completes TC-10
9.8.00 - Completes TC-49
w00t! Go Zekk! Happy dance!
FM/COL Marenta:
9.9.00 - Transfers into Psi Squadron from the Reserves
FM/LCM Nemesis:
No Activity
FM/CPT Psyko:
9.9.00 - Advanced to COM of the VSD Warhammer
FL/LCM Jon Doyle:
9.4.00 - Completes Free-TIE 1
FM/CPT Jens Vigsted:
9.2.00 - Submits Psi Trivia answers
On Shore Leave
FM/CM Ben Colley:
No Activity
FM/LCM Dark Spector:
No Activity
Another low activity week...
- Fleet / Misc. News -
- The ISD Colossus was chosen as FC's Own.
( ::: somewhere, the choruses of "It wasn't objective judging!" are heard.. ::: )
- The TAC has announced his vendetta against Jar-Jar Binks...
http://www.idleworm.com/sci-fi/sci-fi.html
- Be sure to stop by #dgn_lichtor_v on Monday, 7 EST, for the marriage of CPT Akagi and RA Shadd (aka Weasel).
- CPT Brakka has released Version 2 of his ATR program...http://atr.ehnet.org/ATRv2_MIN.zip
(Bah...real CMDRs use NotePad and SimpleText :P)
- Quotes -
A few quotes that Ford couldn't resist adding... :P
<`Psyko> Bi-sexuals, thank you very much :P
<`Banger> O.J's website address= slash slash backslash escape :p
*** Signoff: Bran-Busy (Never knock on Death's door. Ring his doorbell and run away. He hates that)
That appears to be all for this week...good luck on those battles, watch your six, and make sure to remember to respond to something trivial with violence!
CMDR/MAJ Ford Prefect/Psi/Wing II/SSSD Sovereign
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