Everyone go download "Rock 'n' Roll at McDonald's" by Wesley Willis :P
Ford needs more food...lunch calls...go Panthers!
-Squadron News-
- Er..
( 18 hours later )
- Combat Run 14 has ended...Psi's scores:
Pilot: FL/LT Zekk Terrik/Psi 2-1/Wing II/SSSD Sovereign
Battle: TC-TIE Battle #156 - EH Wrestling Extravaganza
Medal: TBA
Lasers: 973 / 1,438
Missiles: 242 / 280
Scores:
Total: 67,467
Laserless Total: 64,548
Mission 1 - 36,965
Mission 2 - 22,857
Mission 3 - 2,561
Mission 4 - 3,230
Mission 5 - 1,854
Pilot: FM/LT Canen F. Otter/Psi 2-4/Wing II/SSSD Sovereign
Battle: TC-TIE Battle #156 - EH Wrestling Extravaganza
Medal: TBA
Lasers: 5,338 / 6,179
Missiles: 35 / 38
Scores:
Total: 266,830
Laserless Total: 250,816
Mission 1 - 49,414
Mission 2 - 39,414
Mission 3 - 67,132
Mission 4 - 76,450
Mission 5 - 34,420
Pilot: CMDR/MAJ Ford Prefect/Psi/Wing II/SSSD Sovereign
Battle: TC-TIE Battle #156 - EH Wrestling Extravaganza
Medal: TBA
Lasers: 2,551 / 3,504
Missiles: 38 / 40
Scores:
Total: 210,386
Laserless Total: 202,733
Mission 1 - 70,525
Mission 2 - 30,942
Mission 3 - 45,306
Mission 4 - 36,532
Mission 5 - 27,081
Pilot: FM/CPT Amadeo/Psi 1-2/Wing II/SSSD Sovereign
Battle: TC-TIE Battle #156 - EH Wrestling Extravaganza
Medal: TBA
Lasers: 2,538 / 3,511
Missiles: 50 / 54
Scores:
Total: 214,792
Laserless Total: 207,178
Mission 1 - 76,081
Mission 2 - 39,926
Mission 3 - 39,896
Mission 4 - 4,937
Mission 5 - 53,952
Composite Squadron Score:
725,275
Congrats to the squadron top gun, LT Otter! Nice flying!
Not a horrible finish, but it definitely could be improved. We had a few pilots who were unable to complete it due to tech / comp / life problems....others of you tried to finish it, but were unable to complete it in time, please, next go, try and get it finished ASAP so you don't run out of time!
Results from CR 12 haven't been released yet..so we probably won't know how we finished in the final standings for a while...keep those fingers crossed!
- Former FL/LT Zekk Terrik has transferred to assume command of Pi Squadron aboard the ISD Colossus...congratulations to him, and good luck!
- LT Tam Weltl has also requested a transfer to join Zekk, which will bring Psi's numbers down to 7...recruit and stuff :P
- The Border Wars competition ended as well...Psi had only one submission, from Ford...c'mon, guys, doesn't the prospect of melting Rebel scum with your ultraheated lasers, leaving them to a gruesome death in the vaccuum of space get you anxious to fly? Er...probably a bad way to phrase that...um...anyway, Ford's definitely expecting more submissions next round...
- CPT Psyko is on emergency leave due to RL troubles, as is CPT Amadeo and CPT Jens 'Bushmaster'...it's an evil Rebel plot to take all of our CPTs! :P ::: throws some cheesy puffs in the Rebel's general directions ::: Bad Rebs!
- Supremacy Squadron Series, Part One, ended...Psi had fiction submissions from Ford, Psyko, Jens, Otter, and Jon Doyle...a 5 - 8 participation rate! Not too bad...check out the all-new fiction by Jens, Otter and Jon, conveniently attached to this report...Ford, in his infinite wisdom, chose CPT Bushmaster's piece to be judged for the quality part of Phase I, but congratulations to all participants on some excellent fiction!
- Ford has been awarded an ISM. ::: strokes #17 ::: Yesssss, preciousss...
- With Zekk's departure, the Two Flight FL job is open....again. Ford is going to hold off for a bit in appointing a new FL, but notify him if you're interested in the position....remember, if you apply, you'd better be serious about wanting the position! It won't do you very much good to apply, and then be inactive and do nothing.....
- The first Flight vs. Flight vs. Flight competition has ended! And the winners are... ( drumroll of hang-over headaches, please )...One Flight! w00t! Yay us! With a score of 279,861, F1 edged out Two Flight, who had 221,817. Flight III finished last, with 161,716 points. The complete standings:
Flight I:
CMDR/MAJ Ford Prefect/Psi/Wing II/SSSD Sovereign
Scores:
Total: 129,448
Laserless Total: 124,810
Mission 1 - 13,451
Mission 2 - 47,323
Mission 3 - 15,239
Mission 4 - 53,435
FM/CPT Amadeo/Psi 1-2/Wing II/SSSD Sovereign
Scores:
Total: 165,827
Laserless Total: 155,051
Mission 1 - 20,908
Mission 2 - 45,379
Mission 3 - 42,794
Mission 4 - 56,746
Flight II:
FL/LT Zekk Terrik/Psi 2-1/Wing II/SSSD Sovereign
Scores:
Total: 69,448
Laserless Total: 66,964
Mission 1 - 3,029
Mission 2 - 26,152
Mission 3 - 10,500
Mission 4 - 29,767
Pilot: FM/LT Canen F. Otter/Psi 2-4/Wing II/SSSD Sovereign
Scores:
Total: 160,370
Laserless Total: 154,853
Mission 1 - 28,097
Mission 2 - 52,049
Mission 3 - 37,266
Mission 4 - 42,958
Flight III:
FL/LCM Jon Doyle/Psi 3-1/Wing II/SSSD Sovereign
Scores:
Total: 175,336
Laserless Total: 161,716
Mission 1 - 32,449
Mission 2 - 41,446
Mission 3 - 39,136
Mission 4 - 62,305
Once again, Flight One the winners! Ammy, any ideas for a good task for the losing flights to do? >:P
Round II, you ask? Check the Orders section...
- It appears as if the update Ford made to the Psi website never appeared...will work on that this week.
- Apologies for the late report, Ford spontaneously grew a life.
- Psi MSE to be sent out later...mwahahahaha! The very future of your career lies in Ford's hands! Your destiny is his! ::: evil cackle :::
- LT Otter has passed the IWATS Mission Creation course! Yay!
-Wing News-
- A whole load of pilots transferred, retired, went AWOL, etc...Wing II is down to 43 members.
- The Border Wars Part II mission has been released! See 'Orders' for more details..
- Congrats to Kappa Squadron, WC's Own for September! It's been a while since Ford's seen that award in the Psi barracks...
::: leads chorus of 'We Will Overcome' :::
- The Mega-Sov comp has ended! Wing II has ended with a decent 770 points...Psi managed to contribute 184 of those points...stats:
Psi Squadron FCHG Points from August 31st:
CM Ben Colley: 184
LCM Jon Doyle: 108
LCM Nemesis: 108
CPT Psyko: 92
CPT Jens Vigsted: 91
LCM Dark Spector: 85
LCM Rhinok Maul: 83
CM Xyrryc: 76
MAJ Ford Prefect: 58
SL Izlude: 0
LT Zekk Terrik: 0
COL Marenta: 0
CPT Amadeo: 141
LT Canen F. Otter: 0
From October 1st:
LCM Jon Doyle: 118
LCM Nemesis: 108
CPT Psyko: 92
CPT Jens Vigsted: 91
LCM Dark Spector: 85
MAJ Ford Prefect: 82
LT Zekk Terrik: 87
CPT Amadeo: 158
LT Canen F. Otter: 46
LT Zekk finished second amongst Wing II members with 87 points gained...special commendation to LT Otter, who racked up 47 points in two weeks of joining the EH! Well done!
- #airlock54! w00t! Ford has managed to get the channel registered by CService, so we have our own CService Bot, the redoubtable W! Also, LC Darklord of Wing X has lent us the services of his bot, WyldeFyre! Two bots! ph33r the power of Airlock54! Drop by sometime on IRC...
- Doc Tarrke is in need of a Wing II nurse! If you have a fetish with dissolving colons, enjoy transvestism and wearing miniskirts, and are obsessed with latex gloves, apply to Jean.Christophe.gay@freesbee.fr.
-Squadron Orders-
- The Flight vs. Flight vs. Flight Competition, Round Deux, begins! The battle to be flown is TC-132, 'Battle of the Bins', made by our own CPT Amadeo, featuring both Mr. T and Kappa Squadron! Deadline for submissions is the end of the month, as always. Good luck!
- Mission II of the Border Wars comp has been released! You'll find it forwarded to your personages shortly...due the 15th! No killing Rebs or neutrals, fly on medium, and kick some pirate gludius!
That's all the currently announced activity...be on the look-out for the next phase of the Supremacy Series competition, Sov League play-offs (if we made the cut...), or some intra-wing / squadron comps!
-Activity Reports-
CMDR/MAJ Ford Prefect:
9.26.00 - Finishes summarizing NLs for the Logistics Office
9.30.00 - Completes TC-156
9.30.00 - Flies the first Border Wars mission
10.1.00 - Awarded Imperial Security Medal
FM/CPT Amadeo:
9.25.00 - Transfers to Psi Squadron
9.30.00 - Completes Border Wars mission
9.30.00 - Completes TC-156
9.30.00 - Completes TC-106
9.30.00 - Completes TC-48
FM/LT Tam Weltl:
No Activity (waiting to be transferred)
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FL/LT Zekk Terrik:
9.28.00 - Transfers to Wing VIII, assumes command of Pi Squadron
FM/LCM Nemesis:
No Activity (still no word from him, and his e-mail account is still not working...argh!)
FM/CPT Psyko:
9.27.00 - Goes on emergency shore leave
FM/LT Canen F. Otter:
9.27.00 - Passes IWATS TIE Mission Creation
9.27.00 - Submits fiction for Supreme Squadron Series competition
9.30.00 - Completes TC-111
9.30.00 - Completes TC-10
9.30.00 - Completes TC-3
9.30.00 - Completes TC-59
9.30.00 - Completes TC-5
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FL/LCM Jon Doyle:
9.30.00 - Submits fiction for Supremacy Series comp
FM/CPT Jens Vigsted:
9.30.00 - Submits fiction for Supremacy Series comp
FM/LCM Dark Spector:
No Activity
-Misc / Fleet News-
- NL 68 has been released to the Fleet! Check it, yo... http://www.tiecorps.org/files/nl/hammer68.zip
- Scope out some spiffy SW Quake screenshots...http://swtc.telefragged.com/
- LCM The_Z has been appointed to the position of XvT Tactical Coordinator
- The Tactical Team has uploaded another load o' battles...TC-TIE Battle 1
TC-TIE Battle 2
TC-TIE Battle 7
TC-TIE Battle 11
TC-TIE Battle 48
TC-TIE Battle 60
TC-TIE Battle 78
TC-TIE Battle 107
TC-TIE Battle 134
TC-TIE Battle 156
TC-TIE Battle 160
TC-TIE Battle 161
FREE-TIE Mission 130
- Still no update on emperorshammer.org...
- Rho's LT Akira Vorshayer, Ford, and Inky are working on a subversive Mac EH organization! ph33r! If you know any Mac pilots / EHers, point them to one of us!
- Ford is looking for groupies...send a picture, resume, and application to Karrde23@aol.com. Slim, attractive human females preferred.
- Join the CattleGroups today! Contact MAJ MindB_ndr for more info >:P
Finally, Ford would like to close with an RL quote from a friend...
"Face it, guys, we can't win the battle of the sexes...yeah, testoserone is tough, but estrogen is just mean."
::: avoids all flying objects whose path of origin begins with the WC :::
CMDR/MAJ Ford Prefect/Psi/Wing II/SSSD Sovereign
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