Hey Hey HEY! It's FAAAAAAAT ABBOT!
Bill>Wrong show, doofus!
Bob>Whoops.. Sorry.
Welcome to another episode of the DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGER REPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORT!
With your host, Commander Dan Seth "Instigator" Malaktos!
::Sappy music::
Grrr... Bob... You're fired! Get that idiot off my set! Anyway, it's been quite a week hasn't it? With... and... Is that light? Get that out of my face, I've been on the MUD all week. The medlab said no light yet! Thanks...
Anyway, for my first guest, we've got... Orion Neurikon... some bounty hunter from the MUD.
::A blood curdling scream is heard, a blaster bolt, and a couple guards holding a Trandoshan run in, with their captive kicking::
Orion>Sorry, got a little carried away.
Dan>Who'd you kill?
Orion>I'll tell you... for 345,236,454,999,248,456 Credits.
Dan>I'll pass.
Orion>That'll be 1,000 credits extra.
Dan>No.
Orion>You threatening me?
::Orion pauses for a second, and a blue bubble appears around him::
Orion>Hahahah! Try and kill me now.
Dan>No.
Orion>That'll cost you 3,000,000 credits!
Dan>Shut up!
Orion>That's an extra 500!
Dan>Don't you have anything better to do?
Orion>...No.
Dan>Don't you have a girlfriend or something?
Orion>No... I'm lonely.... be my friend, Dan?
Dan>You're scaring me. Ask Rejili.
Orion>Pleeeeease?
Dan>God damn it!
Orion>I'm so lonely! Let me help! I wanna protect you!
Dan>Uhh.... you are scaring me.
Orion>Don't you trust me?
Dan>No, shut up! I don't like you!
Orion>Why not?!
Dan>Can't I get this interview overwith?
Orion>Fine... But I might kill you.
Dan>Ok... that wasn't wierd. Question one: Do you have any friends?
Orion>No, but I once met this bum, and I killed him... and he looked happy. Does that count?
Dan>No. Question two: Were you abused as a child?
Orion>Only by my cat.
Dan>I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that. Question three: Why are you touching my thigh?
Orion>Whooops.... I was aiming for your --
Dan>OKAY! FORGET THAT QUESTION! Question four: Do you LIKE getting shoved off my stage by ewoks?
Orion>Well it's never happened before....
::Dan winks::
Dan>Well it's...::wink::... it's...::wink::...
Orion>Are you winking at me?
Dan>No....::wink::.... GOD DAMN IT, BILL! THAT'S YOUR CUE!
Bob>Bill went to get a drink of water.
Dan>Didn't I fire you?
Bob>But I live here!
Dan>Just release the ewoks!
Orion>What's going on?
Dan>We're trying to get you out.
Orion>Ok.
::Ewoks flood Orion out::
Dan>Ok... thank god. Now for the EH News.
EH NEWS:
1. BattleCry #9 is out! Go get it!
2. AD Striker is now FA! Yay!
3. AbK is shutting down....
WHO CARES?
Cheese comes from cows. Who cares?
WING NEWS:
1. MUD! I set up a Multi User Dungeon! It kicks butt! enforcer.raptor.nu port:4000.
2. Staff of '99 beats Staff of '00 in a TIE Battle!
QUOTE OF THE WEEK:
"Oh, you're playing the penis game? I hear it's a hard game!" --- My Band Director
SQUADRON NEWS:
1. Dan gets a BS!
2. LT Rejili promoted to FL of Flight Three!
3. CPT Falcon comes to Dagger... and leaves to be Krayt Commander. :P
SQUADRON STATUS:
1. In waiting of comp results with Alpha----Dagger....
2. LT Fireball and LCM Talon Ray Hunter did not participate. I want excuses... now.
PERSONAL ACHIEVMENTS:
CPT/CMDR Dan Malaktos
11/17/00 - Awarded BS
11/18/00 - Flew FREE TIE 109
LT/FM Rejili Holthaus
11/18/00 - Flew FREE TIE 109
LT/FM Leonid DeBastide
11/16/00 - Flew FREE TIE 109
LCM/FL Manticore
11/18/00 - Flew FREE TIE 109
LCM/FM Talon Ray Hunter
No activity
LT/FM Fireball
Reported in
COL/FM Theodore
11/15/00 - Flew FREE TIE 109
Captain D. S. "Instigator" Malaktos
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CMDR-SR/CPT Dan "Instigator" Malaktos/Dagger 1-1/Wing IX/ISD Relentless
BS/PCx2/ISMx6/MoI/MoT-4gh/CoS/OV-3E
[CAVL] {IWATS-Core IIC/1/2 mIRC/1/2 RT SM/2 TM GFX}
[T/D Hand of the Apocalypse]
DOC/LCM Dan Malaktos/TC-BG/ISD Relentless
"Join the Relentless! It makes your hometown better!"