Welcome to another episode of the DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGER REPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORT!

With your host, Commander Dan Seth "Instigator" Malaktos!

::Sappy music::

...

::Silence::

Bob>Wake him up!

Bill>You do it! Last time I did it, he thought I was his teddy bear! I still have bruises on my thigh!

Bob>Poke him with a stick!

::Bill pokes Malaktos with a stick::

Bob>You think he's dead?

Bill>He's breathing though.

Bob>Well this kinda thing was on "Aurora's Scariest Dead People." You know, where they thought the people
were dead... but they weren't. It was scary.

Bill>You're stupid! Wait, I think he's waking up!

Dan>Mfff... Thank you... Bill...

::Dan wakes up::

Dan>WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU IDIOTS DOING!?!! Wait... we're rolling?! Crap! Umm... Who's our guest?!

Bob>Quake.

Dan>Oh man! Crap... Send him in.

::Commander Quake runs in with flags with the phrase "Quake's MBs are good!" written on them::

Quake>MY MB ROCKS, MY MB ROCKS, MY MB ROCKS!

Dan>Settle down.

Quake>Rocks?

Dan>Sure. Ok. Whatever you say!

Quake>But they do! They look cool!

Dan>Yes. You're a good Commander. Now hush up!

Quake>But it's my interv--

::LT Rejili scrambles into the room::

Quake>YOU!!!! NO!!!! STAY AWAY FROM MY MBs!!!!!!!

Rejili>Oooooohh.... MBs..... shiny! Post!!!!!! NT!!!!!! NT!!!!!!

Quake>NOOOOO!!!! I'll get you!!!!

Dan>Oh great. Who let him out of his cage?

Rejili>POST! POST! NT!!!!!!! FLOOD!

Quake>He's scaring me! Get him away! My MBs are too good for him!

Dan>Can someone get the tranquilizer... for both of them...

::Quake and Rejili fall to the floor::



Well now that that's done... let's just get on with the news.


FLEET NEWS:


1.New battles up!

2.XWing Trilogy out!

That's it!


WHO CARES?

"Kessler has two pairs of underwear. Four if you count it when he turns them inside out"---Anonymous... Ok, it was Ricaud.




WING NEWS:

1.NEW MBs!

http://relentless.stardestroyer.org/cgi-bin/board/ikonboard.cgi


2.BG no longer in Sovereign League! FINALLY!


3.Bart gets Pilot of the Month! YAY!


4.COL Ricaud turns down all my work for doing my best to get him a Gold Star of the Empire... poo poo. J/k, we love you, Ric :)


QUOTE OF THE WEEK:

Several:

"I'm admiralty, not a diplomat." VA Shawshank
I'll let the following log speak for itself.

[18:12] Phew!
[18:12] Thought I'd lost you
[18:13] Oh well if you want to know, you beat us :P
[18:13] but we put up one heck of a fight
[18:13] * Kessler deflates
[18:13] heh
[18:13] Shit, I thought you'd done it too
[18:14] because I mean, Tornado is chock full of veterans
[18:14] Well we were seriously worried
[18:14] I'm much happier harboring cadets
[18:14] Dagger's no pushoever
[18:14] :)
[18:14] I'm gonna quote you on that in my WSR :)
[18:14] Be my guest!
[18:15] but I'm happy with our performance
[18:15] Yeah, we've got some extremely skilled pilots, more than our fair share really
[18:15] But in all honesty, I think you've done enough to be proud of :)
[18:15] Well...
[18:16] wait a second
[18:16] We thought we would beat Iota too...
[18:16] And look what happened there
[18:16] I forgot to factor something in
[18:16] Oh?
[18:16] * Kessler chews his fingernails
[18:16] one pilot resigned, and one went on leave
[18:16] Eek
[18:16] what was your avg again?
[18:16] 63,390
[18:17] DAMN IT!
[18:17] WAHOOOO!!!
[18:17] SO CLOSE!
[18:17] 59.955K!
[18:17] (Sorry, bit of tension there)
[18:17] I was shitting myself when you said that :P
[18:17] damn that was close
[18:17] DAMN close
[18:18] nice comp there :)
[18:18] Hardly anything in it
[18:18] of course, we'll want a rematch soon :)
[18:18] Yeah, it was a pleasure taking you on
[18:18] Hehehe, you've got a date!
[18:21] * Kessler shakes Dan's hand
[18:21] * CM_DanMal shakes back
[18:21] It was an honour nearly being beaten by you :)
[18:21] same here
[18:21] only the other way
[18:21] Hell, Dagger could whup most other Squadrons, challenge a few, you'll be pleased with the results :)
[18:22] And I KNOW Ric will be pleased


As you can see here, folks, we totally scared them. Next time, we'll wipe the floor with 'em!


Squadron News:

1. Rejili came! Yay!

2. Nic Rety left! Boo!

3. FL of Flight III up for grabs!


Squadron Status:

Make a graphic by the 12th!


Personal Achievments



Everyone flew the nice little mission vs. Tornado :)




Commander D. S. "Instigator" Malaktos

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CMDR-SR/CM Dan "Instigator" Malaktos/Dagger 1-1/Wing IX/ISD Relentless
PCx2/ISMx6/MoI/MoT-4gh/CoS/OV-3E
[CAVL] {IWATS-Core IIC/1/2 mIRC/1/2 RT SM/2 TM GFX}
[T/D Hand of the Apocalypse]
DOC/LCM Dan Malaktos/TC-BG/ISD Relentless

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