Pilots of Dagger Squadron,
Well guys, it's that time again! Close your windows! Lock your doors! Hide your daughters! It's BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK! Ahem... And now for the Weekly Squadron Report!
FLEET NEWS:
-Applications for COM of the Relentless. The requirements are:
a.. Standing EH Membership of at least six months.
b.. TIE Corps Membership for at least five months.
c.. No outstanding or former HCI Cases.
d.. You must hold the rank of Commander or higher.
e.. You must have command experience as a Squadron Commander. Wing Commander experience preferred.
f.. You must have at least two recommendations, one of which being from a Wing Commander or higher.
Send them to Jarak, Sarriss, and Ricaud. If you don't know their addresses, you shouldn't apply. Good luck to all Dagger Squadron Applicants! Heheheh :)
-New bit- err... Command Ataches! VA Wlodek and VA StarLion are now CAs to the TAC, AD Striker!
-The most important news... SUREFIRE IS BACK ON LINE! And there was much rejoicing!
-Cheating policy reminder: Don't cheat. If you do, Steve the Cricket bat will pummel your rear end.
-Admiral Theodore finds the way to keep his rank! He is now CA to the Flight Officer! Mark that on the list of dirty ways to avoid coming to Dagger and keeping your rank... j/k! Congrats Theo!
-Kawolski is now a Sector Admiral.... ::cringe::
-Rapier is now a High Admiral... ::double cringe::
-FA Darkov, my old comrade resigned as IWCOM. VA Maverick succeeded him
-VA Mairin is now CA:SO
-VA Plif is now SEC of the SRs
-Arania is now head honcho on the Fringe
-Dark Angel is now Supreme Strategist
-And a partridge in a pear tree.
WHO CARES?
-Fleet Admiral Manesh's real name is Manesh Ramochandron Pillai. Who Cares?
WING NEWS:
-We're up to 35! Yay!
-VA Jarak gets promoted to BGCOM! And there was much mass-suicide!
-Commander Quake is the new CMDR of Spear! And... umm... there was much sleeping.
-So it seems as an ammendment to my last WSR... Lev Gammitt is NOT CMDR of Spear. He is still an LT.
-I have figured out WHY LT Tack keeps flooding the Rel room.
<`T> You get an MoH.
So I hereby conclude that Commander Tom is to blame. First to catch him, and bring me his head gets... a pat on the back.
-The Wing report is out, and it's only half completed... but then Colonel Ricaud fixed it. :P Booo!
QUOTE OF THE WEEK:
-"What is it that the directorate actually DOES?"-Dan Malaktos
SQUADRON NEWS:
-We have a new Sub Lieutenant! Do the SL dance! Dance with me my puppets, DANCE, I SAY! Erm... Welcome aboard to SL Leonid DeBastide.
-CM Dudesrule from the Sovereign has put in a transfer request, he says he's bringing a friend, too!
-LT ALun has stepped down as FL. I will NOT be accepting applications.
-COL Marenta has come back! And there was much rejoicing. She will be taking the position of FL of Flight 2. I know some of you might have mixed feelings. I don't care. We go 3 years, she is a good officer. I don't want to see ANY incidents.
-CPT Daro is transferring to Dagger from the Reserves!
-CM Dan Malaktos is getting over a bad cold.
-I encourage each of you to send your fiction also to xo@emperorshammer.org for the next Newsletter. CC the mail to me so I can see that you did it.
-CM Dan Malaktos had to separate his medals from his IWATS on his ID Line
-NEW NICKNAMES/MOTTOS!
FLIGHT I
Flt. Motto:Only through death shall you understand us!
Flt. Nickname:Dark Angels
FLIGHT II
Flt. Motto:The fires of hell shall purify your sins!
Flt. Nickname:Slashing Fire
FLIGHT III
Flt. Motto:The skeletons will soon be your peers!
Flt. Nickname:Backstabbers
-NEW COMPETITION! LOOK IN THE SQUADRON STATUS FOR SPECIFICS!
SQUADRON STATUS:
Priority List:
Prioirty UNO(Primary): Make Fiction. 200 Words at least, 600 at least(must be worthy) for an ISM. Due Thursday
Priority UNO PLUS UNO(Secondary):
PLAID ALERT! The entire fleet is under attack by ewoks! Complete TC-TIE 156 and send to me by Saturday, and the Ewoks say they'll stop hitting us with rocks!
Priority UNO PLUS UNO PLUS UNO(Tertiary):
The Dagger Top Gun Competition is starting! It will run until October 28th. This is a long scale competition with many chances to get citations for the Squadron, and the winner gets my CoB for the month of October.
Here are the basic rules:
This comp will utilize the following battles:
TC-TIE 017
TC-TIE 018
TC-TIE 019
TC-TIE 032
TC-TIE 044
TC-TIE 129
TC-TIE 130
TC-TIE 156
TC TIE-159
Every week, several new battles will be added. Scoring will be based on a point system. One battle is worth three points. At the end of every week, the number of battles will be transferred into points and added to the total. Any battles completed ahead of time will be counted for the total points, but participation points will be forfeited. Every squadron highscore, which will be calculated at the end of the competition will be worth four extra points. Here is an example.
LT Stele:
Week One: 3 battles=9 pts.
3 battles=3 bonus participation pts.
1 high Score
total =12 pts.
Week Two: 2 battles=6 pts.
2 battles=2 bonus participation pts.
Two high scores
total =8 pts.
Week Three: 4 battles=12 pts.
4 battles=4 bonus participation pts.
0 high scores
total =16 pts.
Week Four: 5 battles=15 pts.
5 battles=5 bonus participation pts.
3 high scores
total =20 pts.
Monthly total= 56 pts.
High scores = 24 pts.
Total = 80 pts.
Obviously the one with the highest points wins. After every week, I will release the amount of points for each person in the WSR, along with the high scores, who they are held by, and the scores.
PERSONAL ACHIEVMENTS:
CMDR/CM Dan Malaktos
9/20/00 - Planning Dagger Top Gun Competition
9/22/00 - Awarded Medal of Instruction for aiding SL Leonid DeBastide
9/24/00 - Started Dagger Top Gun Competition
9/24/00 - Completed TC-TIE 156
9/24/00 - Tries to make another humorous WSR
FM/LT Arkette Darkrider
Experiencing technical difficulties. Please stand by.
FM/CM Ric Gravin
9/19/00 - Reported low activity due to sports, hopefully will pick up again
FM/SL Leonid DeBastide
9/22/00 - Joined Dagger Squadron
FM/LT Manticore
9/23/00 - Completed TC-TIE 156
FM/LCM Talon Ray Hunter
9/20/00 - Completed TC-TIE 129
9/21/00 - Sent Fiction for Supreme Squadron Series
FM/LT Alun Tringad
9/23/00 - Placed as 2-4
FL/CPT Falcon
9/19/00 - Sent in Fiction for Supreme Squadron Series
9/23/00 - Completed TC-TIE Battle 156
Commander D. S. "Instigator" Malaktos
--------------------------------------
CMDR-SR/CM Dan "Instigator" Malaktos/Dagger 1-1/Wing IX/ISD Relentless
PCx2/ISMx5/MoI/MoT-1gh/OV-3E
[CAVL] {IWATS-Core IIC/1/2 mIRC/1/2 RT SM/2 TM}
[T/D Hand of the Apocalypse]
DOC/LCM Dan Malaktos/TC-BG/ISD Relentless
CMDR/CP Dan Malaktos/Core Squadron/VSD Warhammer/CD [MCA]
XO/High Maestro Dan Malaktos/Imperial Choir
"Join the Relentless! It makes your hometown better!"