Pilots of Dagger Squadron,
Well it's been a hectic week, but things are calming down a bit.
RESIGNATIONS:
-FA Rapier has resigned.
-AD Theodore has resigned.
-HA Kawolski has resigned.
-VA Boromir has resigned.
-VA Slade has resigned.
-AD Langer has resigned.
-The Dagger Squadron masseuse has resigned.
-3 bartenders in the Stardrifer Lounge have resigned due to low wages resulting from the alcohol blockade.
FLEET NEWS:
-Inky's Wing II Fighting Narcoleptics have entered a battle with a bunch of pirates. You can help these poor, innocent raiders of Imperial Cargo. Send 50 Imperial Credits to Dan Malaktos, change a life! Credit not accepted.
-Admiral Nightflyer is the new Security Officer. With his promotion from SEC(Sector Ranger leader-guy), I can now take over the rent-a-cops as planned.
-BGCOM position open. If you've been a CMDR and served in the TC for a year, send your application to sarriss@bigfoot.com, and theodore@tiecorps.org. Good luck to all Dagger Squadron Pilots. Heheh :)
-RA Tra'kail Tazenbach Coursca promoted to VA... And there was much mass suicide
-RA Kermee was promoted to VA... And we're still trying to figure out what exactly he DOES
IWATS NEWS:
-IWATS has graduated 5000 poor, ebonic-speaking pilots. In other news, 3.5k found to be clones created by High Admiral Astatine... more at ten!
-XWA Mission creation course at http://xam.tsx.org
WING NEWS:
-And now... a poem.
Ricaud...
Steve...
Wrath of the cricket bat...
Across Sauron's back...
The scars...
Forcing him to command Sword...
For those of you who don't appreciate fine art... Sauron is now CMDR of Sword.
-Through huge bribe, LT Lev Gammitt is now CM Lev Gammitt, CMDR of Spear(J/k, he seems to be really good)
-After sedating Ric myself, I have convinced him to give me Dagger CMDR.
-Lieutenant Colonel Ace is now the Relentless Ace. After talking with Ricaud, whom the title was stolen from, the Colonel commented: "H-he flashed me with his engines! CHEATER!"
To this Ace countered: "You tried to ram me!!!"
A fierce brawl ensued, but Ricaud broke out the holy power of STEVE! Ace is now resting in critical condition under my personal care in the Relentless medlab.
-All LT Martelus sightings must be reported IMMEDIATELY to COL Ricaud
SQUADRON NEWS:
-LT Hojo Sky was killed by a stray missile that was locked on to him. He's gone :P
-LT Alun Tringad was promoted to FL of Flight II. Alun: I expect that whisky to be in my office tommorrow morning. I like a cold shot of whisky with my morning gruel.
-Operation: "Get a lot of Citations" Started! List of battles to fly:
TC-TIE 017
TC-TIE 018
TC-TIE 019
TC-TIE 032
TC-TIE 044
TC-TIE 129
TC-TIE 130
TC TIE-159
-Top Priority: Fiction creation! 200+ words by Thursday, September 28th to me! Submission gets an ISM, best gets another!
-Rumor has it AD Theo will be joining Dagger....
-CM Ric Gravin has put in a transfer request to Dagger
-COL Asaf will be joining Dagger
-Dagger Squadron MB! http://www.tiecorps.org/mb/view.asp?b=14&v=1&s=0
PERSONNEL ACHIEVMENTS:
CMDR/CM Dan Malaktos
9/10/00 - Appointed to CM/CMDR of Dagger Squadron
9/10/00 - Addressed squadron
9/15/00 - Completed FREE-TIE 129
9/15/00 - Completed TC-TIE 130
9/17/00 - Tries to make a humorous WSR
FM/LT Arkette Darkrider
9/16/00 - Reported experiencing technical difficulties
FL/LT Alun Tringad
9/15/00 - Experiencing Technical Difficulties--Back in action, probably this coming week
9/16/00 - Promoted to FL of Flight II
FM/LT Manticore
9/14/00 - Reported in, pledged to fly all the battles assigned
FM/LCM Talon Ray Hunter
9/12/00 - Reported in
FL/CPT Falcon
9/11/00 - Made candidates for Squadron mottos/nicknames
9/12/00 - Completed TC-TIE Battle 78
9/13/00 - Completed FREE-TIE 129
Commander D. S. "Instigator" Malaktos
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CMDR-SR/CM Dan "Instigator" Malaktos/Dagger 1-1/Wing IX/ISD Relentless
PCx2/ISMx5/MoT-1gh/OV-3E [CAVL] {IWATS-Core IIC/1/2 mIRC/1/2 RT SM/2 TM}
[T/D Hand of the Apocalypse]
DOC/LCM Dan Malaktos/TC-BG/ISD Relentless
CMDR/CP Dan Malaktos/Core Squadron/VSD Warhammer/CD [MCA]
XO/High Maestro Dan Malaktos/Imperial Choir
"Join the Relentless! It makes your hometown better!"