RA Joey C reporting in for the Communications Office - 1 Employee and counting!

2nd of January 2005

Happy New Year Emperor's Hammer! I predict that this year of 2005 will bring much productivity, happiness, and... that's all I have for now. Me personally had a good New Years Eve, going down to Sydney Harbour to watch the fireworks with a group of friends. Ended up meeting a very nice girl who came from Engadine! Why do they always have to live so far away! I mean c'mon, Engadine! It couldn't have been somewhere nice and close to my house, but noooooo, it had to -

REGULAR NEWS

- There were two resignations from the Command Staff this week. Tactical Officer Mike has stepped down after a very long tour of duty in the position, and has rejoined the Intrepid. His replacement, chosen already,is RA Frodo June. I wish the small man luck being third in command of the EH.

The second is RA Drako (NOTE: Yes, I know Drako is an AD, but it's fun to watch people squirm over an imaginary rank *sparkles*), who stepped down from the position of Training Officer. Applicants are able to write an application to apply, so apply yourselves to writing those applying applications...etc.

- Astatine is running a new competition for us this month:

http://www.ehtiecorps.org/xo/comps/offtherecord.htm

Go and write up some funny stuff now! It'll be worth it.

COMM NEWS

- My first competition so far has begun! The "Whose line is it anyway" competition has gotten a flood of participation, which needless to say is VERY VERY GOOD for me... *looks over his shoulder for the sniper*

The winner for this competition for this week will be announced at the end of the report. And a medal should be winging your way shortly. Not as shortly as Frodo though... sorry.

- The website I promised you earlier has fragmented into several pieces. The quotes page is now an entirely seperate entity. As for the main site... it is coming soon.

- A new Medal of Communications system (yay!) has been written up and is sitting on my desktop. As soon as I go through it and work out the bugs, then I will post it to the Astatine for final approval. So start looking forward to it.

WEEKLY WINNER!

The first winner of the "Whose Line is it anyway" Competition is

PRIYUM PATEL!

With this quote:

(AlexFoley) whenever Pri answers a technical question you have to be skeptical

(`Spellfire) Shut your mouth, I can answer technical questions.

(miack) Miack was amused

(`Spellfire) You'd be amused with a stick.

(miack) yeah, makes life easy


Well... I found it funny. :P

Links

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Look to here again for more wacky news and adventures from the COMM Office!

RA Joey C - "Ingrates."