Pilot's Lounge
In the spirit of last week's feature: Episode III Explained
George Lucas doesn't care what you say about it. Nyah Nyah.
Jar Jar Binks, don't let him fool you. He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot, but don't be fooled, he really is an idiot.
Owen Lars is a modest man of modest means whom is only modestly entertaining.
Yoda senses the Dark Side, he does. That's because Palpatine locked him in a broomcloset.
Count Dooku gave up his Jedi ways and joined with Sauron.
Supreme Chancellor Palpatine makes the galaxy safe for dictatorship.
Anakin Skywalker does something malicious, and Luke Skywalker results.
Obi-Wan Kenobi still thinks everything is too dangerous. Chewbacca still growls and markets hair growth products.
C-3PO (See: Obi-Wan Kenobi).
Mace Windu dies when his lightsaber is unplugged.
Letters from the Cardinal...
THIS IS LUCASFILM, WE ARE IN CONTROL NOW.
YOU WILL IGNORE THE ABOVE COMMENTS ABOUT EPISODE III.
YOU LIKE EPISODE III, IN FACT YOU LOVE EPISODE III MORE THAN ANYTHING.
YOU WILL WATCH EPISODE III AT LEAST FOUR TIMES IN THEATERS.
YOU WILL BUY THE MOVIE ON DVD AND AT LEAST FIVE PIECES OF MERCHANDISE RELATED TO THE FILM.
YOU WILL QUOTE THE MOVIE EVERYDAY AND EMULATE SCENES FROM THE MOVIE FREQUENTLY WITH YOUR FRIENDS.
YOU WILL DRESS UP IN EPISODE III GEAR AND ATTEND CONVENTIONS, WHERE YOU WILL BUY MORE STAR WARS GEAR.
WE NOW RETURN YOU TO YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED REPORT...
News
- The "Run-of-the-Mill" competition is finished.
- I have a special announcement, which is in the BGCOM's Office.
- Just skip to the announcement.
War Room
"What remains?" cried Ivanhoe; "Glory, maiden, glory! which gilds our sepulchre and embalms our name."
Imperial Storm V
Deadline: Goodness knows.
URL: http://waroffice.minos.net.
Description: Big old wargame with the entire TIE Corps involved.
BGCOM's Legate
Deadline: Monthly.
Description: Titles for the top three pilots in the ASF each month. An IS-GW and the title of "BGCOM's Legate" for the winner.
Week of War Incentive
Deadline: Monthly.
URL: http://www.emperorshammer.net/competitions/details.asp?ID=1403.
Description: Iron Stars for ASF WoW winners! Hurray!
Recruitment Incentive
Deadline: Monthly.
URL: http://www.emperorshammer.net/competitions/details.asp?ID=1461.
Description: Recruit RSVists and help CTs train to help the ASF! Do it for the Flight! Do it for the Squadron! Do it for the Wing! Do it for the ship! Do it for the division! Do it for the club! Do it for your loved ones! Do it for the Emperor! Do it for the Fleet Commander! Do it for Vader! Whatever helps, really.
Battlegroup Commander's Office
Well, since I've directed everyone here - here it is: Things have been going fairly slowly lately, excepting the Predator. Hence, I shall be resigning as BGCOM to allow someone else a crack at improving things. I won't say this is goodbye entirely to the EH, I shall see what opportunities present themself. I will especially help the next BGCOM with the implimentation of two things I feel are vital but faced difficulties in implementing - The Aggressor and the plot-driven competition. I shall be staying to recommend the Run-of-the-Mill medals and other medals that are overdue, including service medals and promotions for various ASF flags. Thanks to those who have stuck with the ASF during my tenure.
Picture of the Week
Aggressor Strike Force
ISD Grey Wolf - 44
ISD Intrepid - 34
ISD Vanguard - 43
ISD Predator - 38
Avenger Squadron - 9
Signing off for the last time,
Admiral Khadgar
Aggressor Strike Force Battlegroup Commander
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