Pilot's Lounge
Well, here it is, gen.nitwit_15 strikes again. This time, he joins the historical Battle of Naboo:
DarthInsipidus: stop them from respawning, all of them!
ViceroyoftheRaj: yes sirs!
ViceroyoftheRaj: nitwit, capture the dumgan spawn!!!!
gen.nitwit_15: THOSE DUMGANS WILL ALL DIE!!!!111
gen.nitwit_15: traid federaton droidz attacks!!!!!
(ED-209 kills FLUFFYDUMGAN.)
(HAL9000 kills CUTEDUMGAN.)
(DALEK kills LOVELYDUMGAN.)
(CYLON kills FRIENDLYDUMGAN.)
(ROBOCOP kills NICEDUMGAN.)
KingTheoden: Reform the line, sound the charge!
(RidersofGungan1 destroys ED-209.)
YARYARJINX: YOUSA NEVAR CATCHING MESA
gen.nitwit_15: get me yaryar!!11
ROBOCOP: YarYar: You have five seconds to comply!
YARYARJINX: NOO
(LUCKYDUMGAN destroys ROBOCOP.)
YARYARJINX: THXSA
FighterCommand: all fighters attack!
(Anakin Snoopywalker enters a biplane, and takes off.)
gen.nitwit_15: shoot down that plane!!!!!!!!!
(Anakin Snoopywalker enters Droid Command Ship.)
(Anakin Snoopywalker destroys GenericSentry1, GenericSentry2, GenericSentry3 and GenericSentry4.)
gen.nitwit_15: all droidzors retreat!!!!
(Team Trade Federation is destroyed, 15 points awarded to Naboo Defense.)
gen.nitwit_15: NO FAIR
queenof14: this conflict is over
gen.nitwit_15: QUEEN R U A GIRL
queenof14: yes...
gen.nitwit_15: WILL U MARRY ME
queenof14: no...
gen.nitwit_15: DEFEATED AGAIN
ViceroyoftheRaj: we lost!
DarthInsipidus: i'll be back on another server! u havent seen the last of palp-INSIPIDUS!
Letters from the Cardinal...
Top Halloween Costumes:
1. Go as Jar Jar Binks and see how long it takes to have your candy stolen.
2. Go as Darth Vader and say, "I find your lack of full chocolate bars disturbing".
3. Get a bunch of your friends and go as Jabba the Hutt. Threaten the Sarlacc pit to people with marginal amounts of candy.
4. Go as Captain Picard, flag down people in Star Wars costumes and say, "Hey, you like Star Wars too!" It'll drive them nuts.
5. Ask a girl you know to go as Princess Leia from the start of Return of the Jedi-*SMACK*.
6. Get a bunch of your friends and dress up as Stormtroopers. Set up an "Imperial candy tax".
7. Dress as Darth Maul and hide somewhere in front of your house. When kids come by, jump out and yell, "Boogie boogie!" How many of them wet themselves?
8. Dress up as Admiral Ackbar. When you get to a house that is cheap with candy, say, "It's a trap!" in a Mon Calamari style voice, and then veer away.
9. Go as Admiral Ozzel and pretend to choke and die on every doorstep.
10. Dress as Chewbacca and simply growl at everyone.
News
- Some mission designers have come to me, but any others should still contact me. This is is the start of what will become a plot-driven BG-wide competition.
- Nightmare and Ace will be getting ISs for the XWA WoW.
- BeeGees BGCOM is open. Who really wants to be the opposite number of Khadgar, though?
- In Freeworlds, you can dock at Commerce Guild ports again if you want to pay their tax (See at: "Imperial tax" under Cardinal section). The Privateer Fleet, however, is hostile.
War Room
"Sentence fragments I use." - Yoda?
Imperial Storm V
Deadline: Goodness knows.
URL: http://waroffice.minos.net.
Description: Big old wargame with the entire TIE Corps involved.
BGCOM's Legate
Deadline: Monthly.
Description: Titles for the top three pilots in the ASF each month. An IS-GW and the title of "BGCOM's Legate" for the winner.
Week of War Incentive
Deadline: Monthly.
URL: http://www.emperorshammer.net/competitions/details.asp?ID=1403.
Description: Iron Stars for ASF WoW winners! Hurray!
Recruitment Incentive
Deadline: Monthly.
URL: http://www.emperorshammer.net/competitions/details.asp?ID=1461.
Description: Recruit RSVists and help CTs train to help the ASF! Do it for the Flight! Do it for the Squadron! Do it for the Wing! Do it for the ship! Do it for the division! Do it for the club! Do it for your loved ones! Do it for the Emperor! Do it for the Fleet Commander! Do it for Vader! Whatever helps, really.
Battlegroup Commander's Office
I'd like to thank each and every person who signed up for the mission creation, so: Thank you, thank you (Yes, both of you). Until this competition is ready, I think it's about time we had a "Run-of-the-mill" competition. In fact, I think I'll call it just that. So, watch out for the "Run-of-the-mill" competition sometime soon.
Aside from that, as I can say is that like many other people in the club, I've been busy with midterms. The last two are this coming week, so I'll have a lot more time for the BG once the blasted things are done. We're still expecting an Imperial Storm skirmish when things get running again, so stay sharp for that.
Picture of the Week
Aggressor Strike Force
ISD Grey Wolf - 44
ISD Intrepid - 33
ISD Vanguard - 46
ISD Predator - 40
Avenger Squadron - 8
In the service of DarthInsipidus,
Admiral Khadgar
Aggressor Strike Force Battlegroup Commander
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