Pilot's Lounge
ROLEPLAYING...
IN...
SPACE...
Yes, it's time once again to get out the six-sided dice and prepare your space-ready online Star Wars roleplaying character! Roll the dice once for each category to generate a character!
Class
1 - Navigator on a Freighter that delivers plastic white helmets for Stormtroopers
2 - TUG Pilot
3 - Super Star Destroyer Sanatation Engineer
4 - Soon to be replaced officer under Lord Vader
5 - Death Star Gunner
6 - Expendible Naval Trooper
Race
1 - Human
2 - Dweeb
3 - Goblin
4 - Hutt
5 - Minbari
6 - 1/4 Human, 1/4 Klingon, 1/4 Elf and 1/4 Nerd
Alignment and Attitude
1 - Life is like a turbolaser...
2 - Sarcastic Evil
3 - May the Farce Be With You
4 - You're now "the wrong sort" your mother told you to avoid as a child
5 - Evil will always triumph, because good is dumb!
6 - I expect to be well paid!
Main Skill
1 - Bribery
2 - Magic
3 - Cunning
4 - Debauchery
5 - Lock Picking
6 - Nose Picking
Catch Phrase
1 - "Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
2 - "So be it, farm boy." *Shoots lightning*.
3 - "Nobody tosses a Dwarf!"
4 - "I'm a doctor, not a doorstop!"
5 - "Character level matters not!"
6 - "That is the sound of inevitability. The sound of your death, entailing a significant loss of experience."
Letters from the Cardinal...
Disclaimer: The following section is not in any way related to real quotes. It's all made-up. You've been warned.
This is Sector Admiral Astatine with a pre-paid spot in the Cardinal's column. I come to you with a plea. We've had to open numerous Command and Support Staff positions for applications lately. These people go into these jobs, ready to take on the whole Rebellion themselves. However, as you can infer from the openings, some of them have ended up like this...
With your generous support, we may be able to curb this crisis. So, donate to the Support a Command or Support Staff Member Fund today. A marginal contribution will make a dramatic difference in convincing our Command and Support Staff members not to run screaming for the hills after the first few months of their appointment. Help combat this problem, donate today!
Send all proceeds to:
Support a Command or Support Staff Member Fund
Second Office from the Hallway Just Off the Bridge, SSSD Sovereign, Emperor's Hammer Flagship
News
- Imperial Storm V is apparently on hold until flag changes are made.
- With my midterms over, the "Run-of-the-Mill" competition will likely start soon. Hurray.
- Minos.net is apparently down, as are the MBs. However, the MBs are apparently being relocated.
- Mission creators are still welcome to contact me about the... Mission creation.
- Oh, and minos.net being down also implies that there will be a mass exodus of ASF sites to some new host. Any suggestions here are welcome.
- Apparently some club called TRIC (or TREAT? Har Har.) is causing problems in the neighborhood (See above at: Debauchery roleplaying skill), so dodge their dodgy conduct.
War Room
"Et tu, Turtle?" - Ronin? (See under: "Et tu, Brute?" if this eludes you)
Imperial Storm V
Deadline: Goodness knows.
URL: http://waroffice.minos.net.
Description: Big old wargame with the entire TIE Corps involved.
BGCOM's Legate
Deadline: Monthly.
Description: Titles for the top three pilots in the ASF each month. An IS-GW and the title of "BGCOM's Legate" for the winner.
Week of War Incentive
Deadline: Monthly.
URL: http://www.emperorshammer.net/competitions/details.asp?ID=1403.
Description: Iron Stars for ASF WoW winners! Hurray!
Recruitment Incentive
Deadline: Monthly.
URL: http://www.emperorshammer.net/competitions/details.asp?ID=1461.
Description: Recruit RSVists and help CTs train to help the ASF! Do it for the Flight! Do it for the Squadron! Do it for the Wing! Do it for the ship! Do it for the division! Do it for the club! Do it for your loved ones! Do it for the Emperor! Do it for the Fleet Commander! Do it for Vader! Whatever helps, really.
Battlegroup Commander's Office
Well, with midterms over, I'll be working towards three priorities:
1) Get that Run-of-the-Mill competition going.
2) In the longer term, have a plot-driven competition with the help of the mission designers that were hired.
3) Get some place to host the ASF page.
That's all for this week, because your BGCOM wants to go get some sleep. :P
Picture of the Week
Aggressor Strike Force
ISD Grey Wolf - 44
ISD Intrepid - 34
ISD Vanguard - 45
ISD Predator - 38
Avenger Squadron - 8
In the service of TUG pilots,
Admiral Khadgar
Aggressor Strike Force Battlegroup Commander
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