Pilot's Lounge
What Really Happened on Endor, Based on Star Wars: Battlefront/The First Person Shooter Community
gen.nitwit_15: lokeskyw4lker, hums0l0 and PRINCELESS LYIA u r prisoners of the umpire
FluffyTheWonderEwok: charge!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
stormtrooper45454: u will die ewoks!
(FluffyTheWonderEwok throws rocks and knocks out several Stormtroopers a little too quickly.)
gen.nitwit_15: FLUFFY STOP HACKING U DUMB CHEATING CHEATER
FluffyTheWonderEwok: o yeah? ur mom!
chewy: loke, hook us up w/ an at-at
(Admin: lokeskyw4lker, slays GenericImperialWalkerPilot1 and GenericImperialWalkerPilot2.)
(chewy mans an AT-AT.)
(chewy kills UnderTrainedWalkerPilot1 and UnderTrainedWalkerPilot2.)
gen.nitwit_15: NO FAIR THOSE ARE THE UMPIRES WALKERS
(Admin: lokeskyw4lker, rock slide.)
(UnderTrainedWalkerPilot3 and UnderTrainedWalkerPilot4 die.)
gen.nitwit_15: LOKE STOP ABUSING ADMIN POWERS
(Admin: lokeskyw4lker, swinging logs.)
(UnderTrainedWalkerPilot5 and UnderTrainedWalkerPilot6 die.)
gen.nitwit_15: STOP OR WELL LEAVE
(FluffyTheWonderEwok picks up a Stormtrooper rifle and instantly shoots FourthBrigadierGeneral in the head.)
(FourthBrigadierGeneral dies.)
gen.nitwit_15: AND STOP CHEATING FLUFFY......DAMMIT THIS SERVER SUCKS
gen.nitwit_15: ILL BE REPORTING U PPL TO LUCUSARTS
(gen.nitwit_15 disconnects.)
Letters from the Cardinal...
Thanksgiving in the Empire
(Naturally, any American readers will be very confused. Just keep in mind that in Canada, Thanksgiving is in October.)
Palpatine: I'm thankful that I can shoot lightning.
Luke: It's particularly frightening!
Ozzel: Ah, my lord-Aah, aah.
Vader: I'm thankful I can choke someone when bored.
Vader: Ozzel had many false notions.
Piett: I'm thankful for fast promotions!
Leia: Why did Alderaan disappear?
Tarkin: I'm thankful for a great big sphere.
Ewok: Yub yub!
Stormtrooper: I'm thankful he's only got a club.
(Stormtrooper is hit by the Ewoks and falls down.)
Jerjerrod: Our efforts will double!
Vader: I'm thankful the Rebels are in trouble.
Jerjerrod: I'm thankful they'll all be rubble!
News
- Vanguard COM will be chosen over the weekend. Thanks to all who applied.
- Still looking for mission creators. *Cue a wall of silence.*
- The lastest Legates will be announced once MSEs are in.
- There's a bunch of CO/SGCOM spots open, so now is as a great time to apply for everything and have a good chance of getting Arse Admiral rank.
War Room
"Fiddle-dee-dee. War, war, war. This war talk's spoiling all the fun at every party. I get so bored I could scream." - Scarlett O'Hara
Imperial Storm V
Deadline: Goodness knows.
URL: http://waroffice.minos.net.
Description: Big old wargame with the entire TIE Corps involved.
BGCOM's Legate
Deadline: Monthly.
Description: Titles for the top three pilots in the ASF each month. An IS-GW and the title of "BGCOM's Legate" for the winner.
Week of War Incentive
Deadline: Monthly.
URL: http://www.emperorshammer.net/competitions/details.asp?ID=1403.
Description: Iron Stars for ASF WoW winners! Hurray!
Recruitment Incentive
Deadline: Monthly.
URL: http://www.emperorshammer.net/competitions/details.asp?ID=1461.
Description: Recruit RSVists and help CTs train to help the ASF! Do it for the Flight! Do it for the Squadron! Do it for the Wing! Do it for the ship! Do it for the division! Do it for the club! Do it for your loved ones! Do it for the Emperor! Do it for the Fleet Commander! Do it for Vader! Whatever helps, really.
Battlegroup Commander's Office
I've gotten eight COM applications, and I'm almost ready to submit someone to Cyric for this position. Thanks to all who applied. I'm really hoping to get some sort of competition going which revolves around flying, fictional works, graphics, etc. However, I'd like custom missions made for this. I still need willing and able mission creators!
Picture of the Week
Aggressor Strike Force
ISD Grey Wolf - 42
ISD Intrepid - 35
ISD Vanguard - 49
ISD Predator - 43
Avenger Squadron - 7
In the service of gen.nitwit_15,
Admiral Khadgar
Aggressor Strike Force Battlegroup Commander
BGCOM-FOA-COOA-PROF/AD Khadgar/Aggressor Strike Force
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